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Dan Chaon

@danchaon.bsky.social
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Novelist and short story writer. Signed/personalized copies of my books here: www.macsbacks.com/dan-chaon

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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫤
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right in front of my nose and I didn't even think of it.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking for a good example of a party/funeral/wedding scene that introduces a lot of characters from omniscient POV. Suggestions?
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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What do i love this so much??
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎂🎉
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look, you guys! I found a leaf skeleton!
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😐
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What does that mean? Assuming it's not nice.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@bleakhousing.bsky.social
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting ready to talk with Kyle Winkler about his amazing new book THE SHIP OF DEATH! 2nite at Loganberry Books in Cleveland! @bleakhousing.bsky.social
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
I'm joining the war on slop with cheap, fast flyer commissions. If you know someone who is asking the computer for event posters, tell them to ask me instead. Get the guarantee!
A poster mocked up as if it was offset printed in black and red roughly 60 years ago. The header reads "AVAILABLE NOW! FLYERS DESIGNED BY A HUMAN BEING!" and the subsequent text is pitching $50 flyer designs with a "SLOP-FREE GUARANTEE," incorporating some vintage Henry Volk clipart of people looking at a poster and saying how well it reflects on the event organizer.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dang, Swartwood, you just injected me with poison!
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely. If I were a bot, I'd be like, hello, I am Danbot would you like to communication with me? I am friend!
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know, right? It's so hilarious that they are unable to understand even basic satire/dystopia. BECAUSE THEY NEVER "GOT" THE HUMANITIES. (But also because they are sociopaths. America has been super welcoming for sociopaths.)
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely agree. Since I only taught at liberal arts colleges I never saw/experienced this as a teacher, but that attitude is definitely raining down in big wet shitty droplets in our current world, so I know you are right.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of the five senses, "touch" gets such short shrift in fiction. The palms of your hands and the soles of your feet are such incredibly sensitive parts of your body that maybe you don't pay enough attention to as you should.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not fair!
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you were a bot would you tell me that you were a bot?
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My main teaching gig was at Oberlin College, and I very rarely had a kid who was just there as life placeholder. Currently doing Warren Wilson MFA, which is same. But maybe I'm spoiled and naive to believe that there are a lot of people who take joy in learning and creating something?
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But also I am not thinking of that kind of student. You have to believe that there is still a spark of the desire for self-expression, so maybe their moment with ChatGPT has some drama? I'd say, just let them do what they want to do, they might surprise you and be interesting.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I appreciate you. I am too old to anticipate this fuckery!
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ew. I guess I have to make clear that it's something you can TOUCH.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm a dog guy. I can't wait to read Paul Yoon's latest one, ETNA, from the POV of a dog...
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazing. I'd never heard this story.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Working on a student writing exercise. Think about a moment when you had a communication with an animal that stuck with you. Then think about a moment when you had a communication with an inanimate object that stuck with you. Set a timer and write for 15 minutes on each encounter.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like it's important to have daily contact with non-humans. Dogs, yes, cats, yes, but also plants--especially catci--urns or whatever, the glass on windows. Be aware of the furniture you're sitting in. Make a note of the things you touch, and how it feels to touch them.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
b-blocked? 😐
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a resident of Cleveland, I'd like to apologize
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have always found it so.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idea!
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 23/09/2026
There are a lot of ways to be online, but I am convinced that this is the way we should cultivate and cherish. Being earnest and open to positivity is an active practice that enriches all of our lives.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😆😑
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fell asleep through portions of Nosferatu. Or so my sons claim. They were on either side of me in the theater. Still, I really do adore "The Vvitch" and "The Lighthouse." Those made me really happy. And I think this new one is going to be my jam.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's just like adding that extree "e" at the end of "olde." A nice big dollop of twee frosting.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👇😍🤘
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, maybe, but I'm still excited for WERWULFE!
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One summer when I was a kid I had to drive eight hours across Nebraska with my grandma with no air conditioning and she was driving 40 mph. It's kind of like that.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😐 Um...how is it supposed to be pronounced?
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How much longer?
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👋😁
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, agree. "Lizard-person unctiousness" is very good line.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes! Exactly! There's a kind of hostility to specific experience because they've never had one.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've only watched one episode, so bear with me. I don't know where I'll come out on the other end.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am still curious about what they are doing structurally. Will report back as I watch more of it.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like Jason Bateman gives off that twee deadpan in a way that is practically scarlet rot toxic.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a thing I've been noticing in comedy writing, where one can really tell that the writer was influenced by Big Bang Theory as a young person. A certain tang of internet nerd twee-ness and absurdist deadpan--just a flavor that I find slightly repulsive.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I started watching DTF ST LOUIS (b/c Emmy-curious) and I'm feeling that the tone is slightly gamey and off for me.
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have gotten similar feedback, but luckily people from Western Nebraska haven't discovered GoodReads yet.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎉🥳🎉
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Dan Chaon @danchaon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks for reminder, Nicole!
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