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@danboland.net
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video game programmer, lua and love2d. blue revolver (+double action). scrandle. danboland.net

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danbo @danboland.net · 26/09/2026
i only just started with HYPER DEMON and im absolutely floored by how well-presented the online leaderboards and score grind are. probably has less aura if you dont have 60,000 players but still
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danbo @danboland.net · 16/08/2026
got the results from my medical exam today
excerpt from the 80 minor characteristics of the buddha
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danbo @danboland.net · 08/06/2026
BLUE REVOLVER DOUBLE ACTION is now 50% off in the Steam Bullet Fest! store.steampowered.com/app/439490/B...
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danbo @danboland.net · 01/06/2026
sektori, the ultimate video game, now having found its ultimate player
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danbo @danboland.net · 17/04/2026
Hapagkainan bangus in corn oil hot
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danbo @danboland.net · 01/04/2026
scrapped scrandle april fools joke that probably works better as a video dot mp4
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danbo @danboland.net · 21/03/2026
i've had nightmares like this and i prefer the ones i used to get about falling endlessly in a skybox textured by screaming faces
steam review graph for slay the spire 2. a sudden spike in negative reviews started yesterday, totalling more than 10,000 so far
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danbo @danboland.net · 06/03/2026
warmly remembering gordon ramsays game show about balancing money on a big board, which now looks indistinguishable from generative AI output
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danbo @danboland.net · 01/03/2026
Well, for dinner tonight, it's absolutely got to be the pizza that looks like a boss attack from rabbit and steel
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danbo @danboland.net · 25/02/2026
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danbo @danboland.net · 19/02/2026
it's true that its a cool weird transitional game that's fun to think about but more to the point, i feel that the steam banner art makes it look like a t-rex is yelling "DINO CRISIS 2" at you
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danbo @danboland.net · 06/02/2026
Cleared normal course... Good enough for now....
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danbo @danboland.net · 03/02/2026
The Primal Scene Of Japan The Guy Saw
A sunset over Kyoto from the top of Kiyomizu-dera. Rays of sunlight crest over the mountains and through the clouds, shining down on the city. Its nice
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danbo @danboland.net · 30/11/2025
had a white boy criticality at scrandle HQ and now there is a mode with bosses, rank management and bombs scrandle.com
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danbo @danboland.net · 17/10/2025
watched a random streamer play the friday scrandle and one of the first chat messages said "why did someone go through the effort to do this"
Ralph Fiennes' smile from the cheeseburger scene in The Menu, 2022
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danbo @danboland.net · 22/08/2025
y-yes its much better presented and technically superior but does it have a humorous cheese panini
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danbo @danboland.net · 01/08/2025
tomorrow i'll be getting on the phone and politely asking stripe who these furtive-ass banking partners are getting in the way of transactions everyone sees as legitimate, and how i know they won't take random umbrage with my own work or business
We spoke with Stripe yesterday about their content policies. They confirmed that they will not be able to support adult content that fits the following definition: “content designed for sexual gratification.”

Stripe asked us to pass along the following message to our users:

    Stripe is currently unable to support sexually explicit content due to restrictions placed on them by their banking partners, despite card networks generally supporting adult content (with the appropriate registrations). Stripe has indicated that they hope to be able to support adult content in the future.
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danbo @danboland.net · 14/07/2025
you know what they call dungeons and dragons in paris, jules?
Wikipedia screenshot: In French, the term donjon still refers to a "keep", and the English term "dungeon" refers mostly to oubliette in French. Donjon is therefore a false friend to dungeon (although the game Dungeons & Dragons is titled Donjons et Dragons in its French editions).
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danbo @danboland.net · 09/07/2025
what the hell? they put a delicious-looking shooting game in the scrandle and i only have 22 hours left to take advantage of the steam summer sale?? store.steampowered.com/app/439490/B...
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danbo @danboland.net · 01/07/2025
at the start of blue revolver's development, i made some placeholder assets by half-randomly chopping and mirroring sprites from a prior project. looked kinda cool AND annoyed woof enough to replace them quickly you might not need that diffusion model for placeholder assets...!!
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danbo @danboland.net · 23/04/2025
even though the ideal is high, i never give in. therefore, I never die with regrets.
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danbo @danboland.net · 21/04/2025
the 2025 expansion for scrandle.com is now live. please enjoy an expanded roster with over 100 new scrans and a faster screen flow!
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danbo @danboland.net · 17/04/2025
well, it's official, scrandle has hit the big leagues
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danbo @danboland.net · 11/03/2025
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danbo @danboland.net · 27/02/2025
video games are quite funny sometimes
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danbo @danboland.net · 26/12/2024
Why can't I change my goddamned name da-don
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danbo @danboland.net · 25/12/2024
it's a real meeting of the minds if you ask me
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danbo @danboland.net · 14/12/2024
got a ketsui 1-ALL at game center wai wai. i guess a ketsui 1cc is my holiday tradition now?
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danbo @danboland.net · 03/12/2024
1.52 is now live! Highlights: Leaderboards 2.0, XP-Mode replays/leaderboards, Val/Dee-Cluster changes, some more fixes and small tweaks danboland.net/DA_FINAL_CHA... Leaderboards have been reset! Can you beat the current #1 Plasma Lancer player...?
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danbo @danboland.net · 29/11/2024
Note: 1.52 is going to reset leaderboards. This should hopefully be the last time this happens -- likely early next week. In exchange, you get a leaderboard filter system!
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danbo @danboland.net · 22/11/2024
now pushing 1.51d hotfix, adds an effect that warns of incoming danger in that *one* section... Taking a few days off to let things settle, then considering some final potentially replay-breaking changes. Take it easy!
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danbo @danboland.net · 21/11/2024
1.51c hotfix now live!
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danbo @danboland.net · 19/11/2024
We've pushed a 1.50b hotfix that fixes a few crashes. Thanks for your support! danboland.net/DA_FINAL_CHA...
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danbo @danboland.net · 18/11/2024
Can't talk right now, Valve have given us the key to the executive washroom. Thanks !!
Steam page screenshot showing 500 reviews for BLUE REVOLVER and an "Overwhelmingly Positive" rating summary.
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danbo @danboland.net · 15/11/2024
We're very grateful to everyone taking the time to leave positive reviews on BLUE REVOLVER! I wonder if we'll hit 500, the much-vaunted "Overwhelmingly Positive" mark?
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danbo @danboland.net · 14/11/2024
BLUE REVOLVER DOUBLE ACTION is now live on Steam and itch . It'll be ready on Humble within an hour or two. store.steampowered.com/app/439490/B... stellarcircle.itch.io/blue-revolver We're running a 51% off sale! This is our deepest discount ever! Usually it's 50% -- it ain't going lower than this!
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danbo @danboland.net · 14/11/2024
BLUE REVOLVER DOUBLE ACTION launches today and is Steam Deck Verified! We are 100% not liable for you destroying your Deck trying to sit it on its side!
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danbo @danboland.net · 14/11/2024
me after i finish cropping 1 piece of woof's promo art into the 12 different dimension formats that steam ordains
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danbo @danboland.net · 30/10/2024
the final version of BLUE REVOLVER DOUBLE ACTION, 1.51, will launch on the 14th of november. this will be the end of the public beta. we'll be running a sale with a truly once-in-a-lifetime chance at our deepest discount ever, so keep your eyes peeled!
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danbo @danboland.net · 23/09/2024
The BLUE REVOLVER DOUBLE ACTION public beta is now live on Steam for your perusal! Please enjoy! Again, here's the changelog: danboland.net/DA_CHANGES.h...
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danbo @danboland.net · 23/09/2024
BLUE REVOLVER DOUBLE ACTION enters public beta today. The build will go live on Steam this evening in exactly 5 hours. In the meantime, here's a changelog that you may be interested in... danboland.net/DA_CHANGES.h...
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danbo @danboland.net · 22/09/2024
You should check this account tomorrow.
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