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Danath the Tiger

@danath.bsky.social
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NSFW furry author horny poetry book bewere.net/product.php?id=1018 Profile art by Mitti current mood: exhausted by capitalism

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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Merry Torturemas to those who celebrate
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hope none of you are sleeping on the AP News comments section because it is pure gold in there during the Lindsay Graham funeral lol
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Smartypants on Dropout is so good - nothing but hits. Kylie Brakeman's "Which Machines to Trust in the Robot Wars" had me cackling in the latest episode. Crazy fun intro and outro.
A picture of Kylie Brakeman dressed as a robot next to the Smartypants logo on a television. The room has green walls. She stands in front of a fireplace on a red woven rug. A pile of old hardcover books forms the stand for the television. Knick knacks like clocks, astrolabes, and scales are visible on display.
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How AI bros see themselves:
An image of Reginald Barclay from Star Trek during an episode in which he takes over the Enterprise because of a holodeck addiction
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Whenever a police department says they're investigating themselves, this is what I imagine in my head (I can't draw, have some stick figures)
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I desperately YEARN for a Bulworth 2 that addresses big tech and social media.
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Roberts Supreme Court is so illegitimate. How often do you think this ruling will get used to twist the law against trans people? It's bullshit. And all these rightwingers who like to complain about the "gov't staying out of our business" are so full of shit it must be getting hard to breathe.
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Here Comes the Hot Tiger
Bite it
Meow, me-me-mew meow, me-me-mew meow
Me-me-mew, me-me-mew, me-me-mew meow

Here comes the big tiger (panthera)
I’m the striated schweiger (panthera)
Biggest paws in all the area (panthera)
Still stalk you like that (panthera)

No, no, we don’t lie
Yes, we hunt by eye
Anyone left will see the big tiger swing
Act like you know, dingo
You know my quid pro quo
Feel the stripes and go, uh oh
G-g-g-string

Here comes the big tiger (panthera)
I’m the striated schweiger (panthera)
Excuse me mister antelope (panthera)
Still paw you like that (panthera)

Extra-feline-sized
Abs, ass, arms and thighs
Ready to hunt, puppy, all of the time
Wearing nought for me
Nought to wear has he
Tiger’s need is high, I say every time

Here comes the big tiger (panthera)
I’m the striated schweiger (panthera)
Dial emergency number (panthera)
Still stalk you like that (panthera)
Meow, me-me-mew meow, me-me-mew meow
Me-me-mew, me-me-mew, me-me-mew meow

Start like a jacked rabbit
Finish in front of it
Every night we jack, that’s it, understand
I’m the daddy of the pack daddy
He melts in my jaws, maybe
Ain’t no fox gonna play me, top tiger man

(Panthera)
I’m the oversized tiger (panthera)
Excuse me, mister antelope (panthera)
Still paw you like that (panthera)

No, no, we don’t lie
Yes, we hunt by eye
Anyone left will see the big tiger swing
Act like you know, dingo
You know my quid pro quo
Feel the stripes and go, uh oh
G-g-g-string

Here comes the big tiger (panthera)
I’m the striated schweiger (panthera)
Biggest claws in all the area (panthera)
Still stalk you like that (panthera)
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The best decision I've made in the past two decades was to stop playing Magic: The Gathering. Planeswalkers slinging spells and summoning monsters? Not anymore! Now it's endless - fucking ENDLESS - terrible promotions for other stuff. Bad and dumb IMO; I wonder what Richard G thinks.
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Poker Night at the Inventory is teaching me new strats
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
www.rawstory.com/ammon-bundy-...
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Haven't done any self-promotion in a while because I'm bad and lazy. Here' a poem from my book of horny poetry available at bewere! bewere.net/product.php?...
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Can NSFW song parodies be a fetish?
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I'm back on my bullshit
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A third of the way through sorting 17 pounds of bottle caps (making a bottle cap table top) and found a few gems
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This is going to pop into my consciousness every time I see a cop car from now until I die
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A poem about a good boy
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Uwu, my good fellow, and how do you do? I see that, like me, you're a posh werewolf too. Poetry is considered romantic, so show 'em That werewolves deserve lyrical erotic adult poems Bewere Market has stock and won't ship it late bewere.net/product.php?id=1018
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Feeling stiff? Here's a fun little concrete #NSFW poem from my book, available now from from @bewerebooks.bsky.social and Bewere.net!
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
This poem didn't make the cut for "Posh Werewolves" because it's a song lyric parody (can you guess the original?) and I already had a better one in the book. So instead... here! And if you like it, go buy POSH WEREWOLVES today! bewere.net/product.php?...
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
I'm in PAW Volume 1 with "The Ballad of Zebra Jock and Twink Fox!" bewere.net/product.php?...
Cover of PAW Volume 1
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
A reason to buy my book of erotic furry poetry: Bewere chose a spectacular font. Oh my God, it's gorgeous. Just look at this table of contents. Ooooh, those capital J's make me so happy. Also good: the R, f, and S/s Available now at Bewere Publishing! bewere.net/product.php?...
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
POSH WEREWOLVES and Other Erotic Furry Poems Available at Bewere.net and featuring illustrations by Vale! bewere.net/product.php?... #furry #poetry
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Consider Trump. Kavanaugh. Gaetz. MTG. Graham. Now consider how Republicans hate the government in general. Wouldn't it make sense that Trump et al. are unwittingly part of a giant con to idiocratize US gov't to destroy it?
a picture of morpheus from the movie the matrix used sarcastically to emphasize the content of the social media post to which it is attached
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Now available: POSH WEREWOLVES AND OTHER EROTIC FURRY POEMS, a collection of illustrated poems designed to delight the senses! bewere.net/product.php?... #furry
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Danath the Tiger @danath.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Part of the set list for tonight’s poetry panel at #LVFC! Come for the lewd limericks, stay for the filthy free verse and slutty sonnets! 915pm Panel Room 1!
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