Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comClumsy Girl's Falling OuchALT: Clumsy Girl's Falling Ouch 150
Reposted by DanarchyThat1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 06/09/20269/5/2026 St Hat-tricks Day ⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ #RCTID 0242
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I miss when uncles would be like “let me open the door a crack” and then let out a fart that sounded uncannily close a creaky door instead of now where they’re just like “and another reason why your friends should be in concentration camps..” 010
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The regime, seeing the poll numbers: “just fake another assasination attempt,idk” 010
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Just go on and keep consuming your unsniffed fruit I guess 010
Reposted by DanarchySundazed Everyday @sundazed.bsky.social · 10/04/2026We live our life in our own way Never really listened to what they say The kind of faith that doesn’t fade away We are the Timbers Army Ah-ah-ha We are the Timbers Army (heard at 40 sec to 50 sec on YouTube link) youtu.be/3Hj8egU9fnM?...youtu.beThe Bouncing Souls - True Believers (Lyrics)YouTube video by Punk Rock Lyrics 3102
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Congrats on the ppl who just got back from the moon — one of the only big -ass circles you can see from space 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 04/04/2026irr-pess bois will see this & think dang I am smart like a doctor 001
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 03/04/2026“They” will pay for different daycare anyway because their special child is too good for the public daycare for dirty plebs 120
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think what the fuck took so long 011
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The very words make me break out my spoons and do a clickin’-clackin’ hambone dance 010
Reposted by DanarchyThat1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Uber drivers are now claiming scheduled pickups and getting paid for them while leaving you stranded waiting on your ride. Cancelling costs YOU money, resolution only available via chat bots. ASK ME HOW I KNOW. 131
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 28/03/2026This dude is just spouting propaganda whether he knows it or not. People who meet up at protests are organizing and very much NOT posting about it on line. Great way to make connections, find ways to contribute, and to realize you are far from alone in opposition to the regime 010
Reposted by DanarchyThat1Polly @that1polly.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Hey @timbers.com NOW will you remove the BOA sponsors off the kits? You should be ashamed to allow this trash company to have any place in your legacy. #RCTID 071
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Could God make a ham so heavy even he could not burgle it? 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026His aides keep stopping him from bragging about being in the “Genius Book of World Records” 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Shoot I can picture that in my minds eye Related in an opposite kind of way, my favorite Timbers dive was Melano’s front roll 240
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Haha exactly! Every keeper is dodgy and every injured opponent is a diver (Tho on that last one people do put a lid on it when it’s a bad injury. Sometimes.) 120
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026There is no logic in the stands! The ref is always wrong and every slight is punished, imaginary or not, deserved or not 110
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026From the left: you fukn Nazi From the right: get the lead out on that ethnic cleansing, pal 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Maybe some of us want our funky medina at other temperatures, Mr Lõc. Did that even occur to you? 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Just don’t stick the thermometer in another foods butt first 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Strictly speaking probably not, but for the purposes of making a joke hell yeah it’s mega secret 130
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I’m using it here, perhaps not canonically, to mean a sort of unimaginative, uninteresting, starch-heavy diet typical of a white (often but not always) middle class, suburban (often), USA family. Wonder Bread is a staple and a pepper shaker might last 20 years kinda thing. Can’t speak to nandos 010
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 22/03/2026As a former employee of chick fil—a I can tell you that the “secret ingredient” is a pickle juice brine. This is crack for dipshits raised on a WASP diet, evidently 4384
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 22/03/2026People out there talking about oh the government doesn’t put happiness chemicals in the food supply like vitamin D milk doesn’t even exist?? 100
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 20/03/2026And why is it dungeons and dragons.. dragons live in caves, dipshit! 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I have polymers in my teeth that a caveman could only dream about. They would have been blown away once they invented the words and concepts and whatnot 011
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Pray for them in your schools In your churches In your institutional learning facilities 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 18/03/2026All the debt-backed securities that underpin this will surely be fine once nobody can service the payments, right? 110
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 16/03/2026When the Yeah Yeah Yeahs said “off off with your head dance dance til you’re dead” I really felt that (happened 2 b thinking abt billionaires btw) 000
Danarchy @danarchism.bsky.social · 16/03/2026At least we have the pointless gambling for assholes that nobody was asking for 131