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Dan Alexander

@danalexander42.bsky.social
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Numbers person, Arsenal supporter, TTRPGs, loud music

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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Drokk! This is excellent news
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[Comic ] From a couple of weeks back #comic #tech #sciencefiction #comedy #sketch
[scene is SATURDAY KITCHEN, with the normal set of Saturday Kitchen, except it’s in a cave, and the guest chef is a kind of semi-human creature called MORLOCK, and the host is H G Wells]
 
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H G WELLS:
Hello I’m HG Wells and welcome to Saturday Kitchen.

So with me today is Morlock!

MORLOCK
Helloo

H G WELLS:
Now tell me a bit about yourself, Morlock

MORLOCK:
Well I’m an future sub-branch of humanity that lives underground in the year 802,701.

HG WELLS:
Wonderful!

[Close up on what Morlock is cooking - a pale, veal-like steak in the frying pan]

MORLOCK:
And today I'm cooking Eloi, which is the my rival species of human, from above the ground.

[Wells makes a frozen face of realisation] 

MORLOCK 
Eloi are beautifully soft and easy to hunt

Because they’ve gone weak with over-reliance on technology!

HG WELLS:
Oh god. Did - did you -

MORLOCK:
It’s super local meat too - I bagged this one last night, just outside my lair.

[Cut to a scene above ground at night - Morlock emerges from his hole in the ground]

[He approaches an Eloi - a pale, weak-looking human - sat at a desk with a computer on it]

ELOI [talking to his computer]:

Hey Chat - 
Write me an email to Jess in accounts about -

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[Morlock grabs the Eloi]

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[Cut back to HG Wells and Morlock at the Saturday Kitchen tasting table, tucking into the Eloi meat]

HG WELLS:
It’s kind of like veal!

[ends]
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It's official, Jussi is a hipster
Jussi, Jim and Dan supporting Arsenal in Budapest. Jussi is wearing a Merci Arsène free t-shirt deemed hipster garb by Stephen Bush
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Anthrax Ian Dury and the Blockheads Gil Scott Heron Gojira Iron Maiden Mastodon Opeth The Prodigy Spoon They Might Be Giants
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'll never forget the kid who stumped him with "Which tree has the most leaves?"
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I had exactly the same reaction. I was daunted until Leviathan by Mastodon made me want to read it. The biggest gap between my expectations and reading experience is The Satanic Verses which turned out to be readable, very funny, and a terrific satire of the 80s.
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Classics: Solaris by Stanisław Lem, The Forever War by Joe Haldeman. A retro-delight: What Mad Universe by Fredric Brown (out of print - cheap on Abebooks etc)
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Goodly morning gents. Since Raya and Rice joined we've conceded a third fewer goals. How do you share the credit? (Goals against: 21/22 48, 22/23 43, 23/24 29, 24/25 34, 25/26 26) @gunnerblog.bsky.social #arsecastextra
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Grim. Chaotic Good misunderstand the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system (yes, that is where the name comes from): they are Neutral Evil
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Michael Moorcock invented everything #483
A character saying "I am Groot" in The War Hound and the World's Pain by Michael Moorcock
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Love it! Somewhere On Tour was my first gig - came home with a 5ftx3ft robot Eddie poster 🤟
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It was great fun. I even bought the sweatshirt!
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Michael Moorcock Ursula K Le Guin Evelyn Waugh Martin Amis Jack Vance
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This may be true in general, but I've bought your book, Helen's, Dorian Lynskey X2. Brian Merchant and several others thanks to podcasts.
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I quit my membership over that speech and told my MP they should sack McSweeney, ditch the nativism and improve public services. It's even worse now and I agree, Starmer has failed and must go.
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That's such a great interview. Congratulations Judge Robert!
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
In the early 1980s RQ2 said Heroquest was "coming soon". 40 years on it was great to experience QuestWorlds in Glorantha. Thank you Ian
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Fascinating thread. I lived in Camden Town for years and this is new to me. There is so much to London
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
P&V's Master and Margarita is full of annoyances, especially Ivan Bezdomny being translated as Ivan Homeless. Maxim Bitter (Gorky) and Boris Parsnip (Pasternak) want a word.
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The 1985 album Speak English or Die by Stormtroopers of Death: a staring skull wearing a helmet and smoking a cigar
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Share the last 4 games you played and expose your gaming habits (TTRPG only version) DragonBane Call of Cthulhu Traveller BRP
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFS (hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
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a man with a mustache says hello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die
Alt: A man with a moustache says "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" (The Princess Bride)
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
A water vole in Cambridge. The first I've ever seen.
A water vole beside a stream in Cambridge
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You didn't like my tabletop gaming anecdote? Huh. I guess you had to be pretending to be there.
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Here's another from Wales
Bilingual Welsh and English road sign: Walkers in Road. The "l" has been replaced with "n" in the English version
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
They can’t park the bus
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Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I was writing about deterrence today and remembered my favourite way of explaining it
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Microsoft 365 renewals are auto-enshittified with AI and 30% more expensive. The classic version of 365 is on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". This is good advice that works.
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Jeremy Lion @jeremylion.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
He’s beaten me to it. I declare Christmas OPEN!
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Good discussion here - there are surprising limitations pca.st/episode/4c78...
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OpenAI's Video Generating AI Is Dead On Arrival - Better Offline
Better Offline is a weekly show exploring the tech industry’s influence and manipulation of society - and interrogating the growth-at-all-costs future that tech’s elite wants to build.  Combining narr...
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 18/11/2024
For the next few weeks, you can pick up a pretty incredible ebook bundle of Ursula's work—up to 30 books!—and support Portland's Literary Arts in the process
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Humble Book Bundle: A Wizard of Earthsea and More by Ursula K. Le Guin
Explore the worlds and stories of Ursula K. Le Guin with this ebook library, featuring <em>A Wizard of Earthsea</em> and more. Pay what you want & support charity!
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Welcome John! Glad you're here. You'll find many folks are fond of the durulz
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Bought by Waterstones in 2022 unfortunately. Before 2022 totally agree
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Jack and Kate also heaped praise on Johannes Cabal the Necromancer in their best of 2023 episode. A superb recommendation - such an enjoyable book.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 05/10/2024
well I'm in floods of tears www.thetimes.com/article/5ecd...
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We only learnt of our son’s secret online life after he died at 20
When Mats Steen died from a muscle-wasting disorder, his parents believed that his life had been a tragically lonely one — until hundreds of emails from strangers arrived. It turns out that he’d found...
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 04/10/2024
This is so charming and lovely. Perfect Friday content and a good thing to share with those who may have been led, by cynical demagogues, to believe that multiculturalism has made London some sort of dystopian hell. ~AA
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Morning Tom. Spellburn (my fave DCC podcast) looked into AP - links in the show notes spellburn.net/2020/03/23/e...
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Episode 93: On the Hunt for Actual Play! | Spellburn
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
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Enzittification with Cory Doctorow & Brian Merchant
Episode · Better Offline · In the third live-to-tape episode of Better Offlive, Ed Zitron is joined in-studio in Los Angeles by Cory Doctorow and Brian Merchant to talk about the forces that have turn...
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
open.spotify.com/episode/5RJV...
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The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole - with Beth Morrey
Episode · Comfort Blanket · Sunday Times bestselling author Beth Morrey (Saving Missy, Lucky Day) talks about Sue Townsend's definitive comic coming-of-age novel The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole Aged 1...
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
First: Iron Maiden, Cardiff 1986 Last: Korn Worst: The War on Drugs, Auckland 2023 Loudest: Slayer Best: Gojira, Gdansk 2023 Seen most: Anthrax x10 Surprising: The Prodigy, Moscow 1995 Happy I got to see: Gil Scott Heron Wish: System of a Down Next: They Might Be Giants
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
One in Magnolia
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Leviathan by Mastodon is an entire album based on Moby Dick. Blood and Thunder is irresistible "White Whale! Holy Grail!"
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
As another oldster recently reacquainted with the metal genre, I'd recommend Mastodon, Opeth and Kvelertak. A little more extreme yet brilliant: Gojira and Behemoth. All are worth seeing live. For something leftfield try Igorrr
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Dan Alexander @danalexander42.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
It's a terrific book and I'll be forever grateful to MM for introducing me to Fritz Leiber and Gene Wolfe
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