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@dan-prokosch.bsky.social
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old white Minnesota liberal. chases storms and auroras, occasionally brews beer. Maplewood, first ring burb of the Minnesota's Capital City, Saint Paul

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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got absolutely destroyed at Scrabble tonight, thanks to draws like this.
An alphabetically sorted scrabble board, showing all vowels. A,e,e,I,o,o,u.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some more leaf pics from the Honeymoon Trail, which is on the back/west side of the Sawtooth Mountains west of Tofte/Lutsen
The Honeymoon Trail showing a bright fall color collageFall colors over a dirt road
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now that we're back in our hotel in Duluth and have charged up my phone a bit, whomever of y'all that said to head to the west side of the Tofte/Lutsen mountains for fall colors was absolutely correct. Leaf colors were amazing.
We have red and orange leaf colors popping in the foreground, and in the hills in the background, a wave of fall colors. The back of a road sign is a bit distracting from the red and orange hillside behind the road A dirt road with a vibrant canopy of fall 
colorsMore vibrant leaf colors over a dirt road in northern Minnesota
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sunrise Duluth
Sunrise over the pier at the Duluth harbor
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Up in Duluth for our Anniversary weekend, caught a big boat leaving the Duluth harbor...
Pic of a large laker leaving the Duluth harbor, the lift bridge is upThat same big boat going into lake Superior, there's a full moon with a little bit of reflection on the lake
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also found Woodbury on SD's list, but wikipedia didn't list any history on England's, and check out the highlighted bit here, it's a suburb just like ours... (15)
snip of the Wikipedia entry on Woodbury England, highlighting a bit that it's 7 miles southeast of the city of Exeter, eerily similar to MN's Woodury's position to Saint Paul...
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somehow Chester lists for MA but not MN, so there's 12...
snip of a google map showing the small town of Chester MN, east of Rochester MN on US-14
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, uh, what are you now?
A red SUV with mn vanity plate "WERHUMN", and I have unanswered questions...
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was at last Saturday's Minneapolis show and there was just a sea of gray hair and bald heads in front of me... speaking of 33rd reunion, here's my 1993 ticket stub from the same venue...
beat up ticket stub from the Sugar show on April 29th, 1993 at First Avenue, Minneapolis
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting excited for the big show tonight, pretty sure I won't be the only grey haired guy there that also saw them forever ago...
A ticket stub from 33 years ago, Sugar at First Avenue, April 29, 1993. A screen shot of my phone with my digit tickets for Tonight's Sugar concert at First Avenue
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vadnais Heights FD doing their annual 9-11 thing over 694 in Shoreview...
Two fire trucks on the Victoria St bridge over 694, one of which is a ladder truck with the ladder extended, hanging a big US Flag. Yep, it's 9/11.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two already cooked rotisserie chickens from Sam's Club, $9.96. Two whole raw chickens from the same Sam's Club, that I am rotissing myself? $28.04. follow me for more financial advice.
Here's two chickens that I seasoned and put on a rotisserie skewer to cook for dinner. On my recteq xfire and a motorized rotisserie.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Number one and two at our precinct this morning! Go Peggy!
Pic of a voting machine showing an American flag, the time of 7:05am and #2 recorded today
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Given the squirrels have been annihilating my garden,let me introduce you to my $12 Serrano pepper.
One small Serrano pepper from the plant on my deck. It's in my hand and *maybe* two inches long.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Haven't tried any of those, but I can recommend a religious one, this stuff is pretty tasty. Got it from Beisswingers Ace Hardware, they have a *lot* of seasonings and sauces there, like a crazy selection...
A container of the Meat Church brand seasonings, this is the Holy Gospel flavor.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Using a combination of 2020's technology (fancy pellet grill and wireless temp probes) along with the best of the 1970's (the motorized rotisserie) in order to cook two Costco whole chickens for roughly 50% MORE than it would have cost me to buy precooked rotisserie chickens.
Two whole chickens slowly spinning around a pellet grill.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Looks like I just missed my chance to screenshot a triple digit temp over here in the 55109 about 20 minutes ago. Good thing it's cooled off a bit already...
Screen shot of my Ambient Weather station showing today's high of 100.8, it's currently a much more respectable 99.5 degrees here in Maplewood...
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Missed posting this parade entrant earlier...
Two women dressed in Handmaid Tales garb
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got Shriners on Harleys
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got a local construction company driving several big trucks
Tractor with a flat ed trailer hauling a bunch of probably employees down the parade routeMore big green dump trucks
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got a school bus company looking for drivers with bonus cute kids in a little bus
Regular sized bus followed by a little remotely controlled kid busCloseup of two little kids that I hope have plenty of sunscreen
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got the Forest Lake high school marching band playing Kate Bush Running up that Hill
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got Vulcans
The Vulcan crew and their antique fire truck
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got mcdonalds royalty
Grimace and the hamburgular on our side, and Ronald mcdonald and a side of fries on the other side
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We have a Delorean, and city royalty
Didn't catch what he's advertising but here's a guy in a Delorean in the paradeYoung ladies in tiaras whom are apparently the local riyalty
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got fire trucks
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I haven't had an occasion to open this yet...
A bottle of Blanton's bourbon I came across at a random liquor store in Connecticut.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neglected to post a pic of the result of my first cook on my new pellet grill last night. Did Saint Louis spareribs, took 90 min more than the six hours I planned, but turned out very tasty. Pretty smoke ring, nice bark and was still tender. Did not wrap it, probably will try that next time.
Some pork ribs showing a nice reddish pink smoke ring, along with a sauced up bark
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bought a thing, doing a thing today. Will report back about success or failure..
Fancy new recteq pellet grill on my deck. A bit of smoke coming out. Three racks of raw Saint Louis ribs placed on the new grill, probes and wire sticking out of them.Fancy computer controls on the recteq, showing my target temp of 225, actual temp of 180, probe 1 at 49 and probe 2 at 54...
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
ugh #mspweather it's already gross and sticky outside, took the dog out, 2/10 do not recommend. 6am and the dewpoint is already 74.2 degrees, yuck...
snip of my Maplewood MN weather station showing a temp of 75.4 degrees F and what's worse, a dewpoint of 74.2 degrees f. at 6am.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
while yeah, yeah, We Needed This Rain (trademark #msp ) please pour one out for my lilacs and my pool filter...
There's a big bunch of lilacs on the right side of the pic hanging over my deck rail, just drooping in despair over the rain, the harbinger of the end of the lilac bloom season.  Also pictured on the left is my pool, getting a lot of lilac blossoms stuck in the skimmer as a result of the last couple of days of wind and rain...
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm fucking old. Found a stack of beer coasters in my garage, including several of these Surly "Twin Cities Newest Brewery". I believe Surly is releasing a 20th anniversary beer this year, maybe I can trade this antique coaster for a beer....
A beer coaster showing the center with the Surly Brewing logo, and on the outer ring it says "the twin cities newest brewery"
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Okay #MSP old timers, how long ago did Snyder Drugs leave the twin cities? Looks like there's still a few stores in the UP... Found this cleaning out mom's townhouse...
An unopened half gallon container of Epsom salts from a defunct drug store chain
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Was here:
Map snip showing an empty lot that used to be a Burger King thirty some years ago, on white bear avenue just north of larpenteur Ave
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did, actually. Relatedly, I was taking patio furniture out of my shed today and I can now easily reach my pool noodle inventory. Wanna meet up and re-ensafen the sign? (The smaller ones are less fun in the pool, better for signage, could go blue this time)
A pic of a bunch of pool noodles in my shed, the smaller diameter ones work really well for sign protection...
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Moose and squirrel
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is the best I've seen IRL
A Minnesota license plate featuring a moose on the left and then a vanity plate of "NSQURL"
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sadie is mostly soft, and she's rarely very far away.
Me and Sadie the Saint Bernard. Mostly her though as she sits on my lap.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I have this one that needs a bit of cleaning up, but it's yours to borrow ..
An old, dirty white rotary phone from a shelf in my garage.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Is stuff from the 1970's "antique" yet? Get a load of this baby:
A complete west bend electric fondue pot in the original box. Comes with the fondue forks and the recipe book/instruction manual.Closeup of a sticker showing this on sale for $29.99 from Dayton's.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Crap. Cleaned the ash out of my grill so I can cook some steaks and I guess it's time to shop for a new grill. It's maybe six years old? And we use it all the time... (Still grilling steaks tonight, just on the right side so the coals don't fall through and start my deck on fire...)
Picture of my charcoal grill with a hole in the barrel on the left side.A closeup of the heart shaped hole that has rusted through my grill
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
get your rides in during the AM, looks like it gets wet in the afternoon and wetter in the evening...
too much to alt text, sorry. this is a graphic from NWS Chanhassen showing rain chances for a bunch of MN and WI locations with percentage chances broken down in three hour intervals. for the twin cities, 5% chance of rain 6am-9am, 10% chance 9am-noon, 25% chance 12-3pm, 65% chance 3pm-6pm, 85% chance 6pm-9pm, 90% chance 9pm-midnight.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you see this post a concert photo you took it you'd like
The Boss and Tom Morello at first avenue
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I dunno, if I was a tow truck driver, I'd put my good buddy in the driver's seat... (I took this as I was leaving work, this is one of my trucks being towed to one of my drivers who broke down...)
A large blue tow truck pulling a red day cab tractor. (Called a day cab because there's no sleeper berth) A close crop of the other pic shows the head of a pretty large teddy bear bucked into the passenger seat of the red truck
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Contrails! (And a nice early sunset, but whatever.) Somehow or other this is a conspiracy. And there's probably a conspiratorial reason the jet in the second photo *doesn't* have any contrails.
Contrails through the treeline. One old, one new and a third one across the lower sky in the trees.Here's a jet with no contrails crossing two other contrails.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's that time of the year when you can see exactly how high the sun is getting... (Pic of my neighbor's north facing back yard, can see exactly where the sun has melted the snow that fell last weekend...)
My neighbor has a split level house, in the foreground there is a very definite line where the snow has melted as it rose over his garage, and another line further to the north over the main part of his house where it's taller.
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Dog, igloo, sunset...
A pic of Sadie the Saint Bernard laying on my deck in front of our igloo that is tucked under the frame of our gazebo. There's a nice sunset on the horizon through the trees in the background... You can also see the winter cover on the pool, partially melted...
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Taking the Angie Craig push poll:
A text/web poll question that is clearly a Peggy Flanagan hit job.  Says"regardless of how you plan to vote, which of the following do you think is the best reason to vote against Peggy? 1. She is not a true progressive who stands up for  democratic values 2. She was ineffective at her job and made too many mistakes 3. She is a hypocrite who says one thing and does another 4. She will be easier for repubs to beat and put mn's senate seat at risk
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Snow dog
Sadie the Saint Bernard after being outside (her choice) for maybe 15 minutes....
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dan'o lantern @dan-prokosch.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Back from my pre-blizzard shopping trip, went to Menards (almost costco-ish busy), and here:
A pic of the front of Morelli's liquor store and market on Payne Ave, an east side Saint Paul institution. But bring cash or a check, they don't take credit cards...
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