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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So who would be the market for this product, I wonder? /taps earpiece I'm being told it's perverts

Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My favorite (read: the stupidest) part of Jon Husted and Vivek's commercials that talk about "here's what would happen two years from now if our opponents get elected" hypotheticals is that the world they describe if the Democrats get elected IS LITERALLY WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW EVERYWHERE

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Why, no, totally 100% real company texting me out of the blue with a website showing 100% real doctors who are definitely NOT totally made up AI people, I actually DON'T think I have an outstanding balance that you can send to collections, thanks

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Jimmy Haslam proving to be yet another in a long line of "businessmen" who don't know what sunk-cost fallacy is

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Close tie between "Waterworld" and "Batman Forever". Kevin Costner with gills is tough to top, but Batman Forever was just So. Fucking. Bad.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Low key best part of watching them take Trump's name off the Kennedy Center is that you can hear the workers all speaking Spanish to one another.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The NHL rigged the Sidney Crosby lottery to keep the Penguins/Mario Lemieux afloat and help them secure a new arena so they wouldn't move to Kansas City.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Of all the things--and there are many--that I find annoying about the US Men's Hockey team and Kash Patel, I think as a hockey fan it's this: These are players who won't physically TOUCH the Stanley Cup unless they win it, but they were A-OK with putting their gold medal around Patel's neck.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

The first three minutes of this USA/Slovakia game looks like many a beer league game I've played in where one team has been bumped up a league too high for their ability level and just gets pinned in their own end by the other. #USAHockey

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Reasons that MS Teams sucks #11,256,603: They discontinued the app for Macintosh. Fine, whatever. Every single time I have to join a meeting, IT STILL PROMPTS ME TO JOIN WITH THE TEAMS APP. THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Look, I’m no fan of Notre Dame, but I think they absolutely have a right to be pissed off for being excluded while we’re forced to watch James Madison have NO business being on the field with Oregon.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

This is me shouting into the void, but at what point did "influencers" decide that "influencer" videos should be you holding a phone and a small wireless microphone up visibly in front of your face in a bathroom mirror? Your shit ain't "influencing" me if you spent $12 and two minutes on this video.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Feeling sad for @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and Chris Lavoie as I mourn hearing of Jim Ward's passing. I first heard him on their show back in 2004. Not only were his voices and impressions just pitch perfect, but his ability to actually write great content to go with them was unmatched.

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

you will be visited by 3 spirits

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I'm reading this thread, and as I'm reading it all I hear in my head is Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids saying, "Oh, you're really doin' it, aren't ya? You're shittin' in the street."

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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

To his credit Cheney was the original "I can shoot someone and get away with it" guy

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

"For some reason he's decided he doesn't have enough time to shower today"

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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Steven Mazie @stevenmazie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

If Beauvillier is going to get a 2nd, then I suspect #CBJ will be content to hope that Monahan and Sillinger can return down the stretch to be their "rentals". This isn't the season to overpay assets for the chance to get waxed by Florida or the Caps in round 1. #NHL

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Dan Flashes @dan-j-flashes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Might as well start things off here the right way... here's Leo! #dogsofbluesky

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