Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 12hCan you get access through the library? I listen to audiobooks through the Libby app. I get access to stuff using my Toronto public library account and my school library account gets me some additional stuff 110
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 15hI'm posting this in case someone needs to imvestigate what befell me 130
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 16hThere's a burnt toast smell and it's contained in my classroom. I don't know the origin and other people can smell it too so it's not just me 190
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah you know that smell when you hold one in your hand and it leaks out a little bit of bitter yellow liquid so you don't eat it? It smells like that 010
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My apartment smells like ladybugs. I had to hastily bring in a bunch of plants last night so they didn't freeze and i definitely brought in a lot of spiders but also probably some ladybugs. I haven't seen any though 490
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was going to suggest this if you didn't come to it. It's way easier to wait until it freezes and then use a sled across the ice 110
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My new standard response to students when they send me multiple paragraphs in an email: 060
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I got told off by my departments office manager for clearing a paper jam on my own. I know i could have damaged the fancy printer but asking for help is not in my nature. Also the screen walks you through where all the jams are so 🤷♂️ 2110
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wake up early so teaching a monday lab from 15:00 to 18:00 is night school for me 040
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just think, we are as far away from the Dumbo movie as the Titanic movie was from the actual Titanic sinking 290
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this way, it looks like a cute constellation on the rug when the cat tracks it through your home 050
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It really makes me wonder about the state of other people's home furnishings 220
Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's awful! Please tell me they didn't get any on your credenza? Or what about that gorgeous davenport in your morning room? 140
