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Uncle Bacon 🥓

@damonstewart.bsky.social

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Antifascist Antiracist Always Seattle ↙️↙️↙️ ☯️ Gemini ☯️ 🐉Dragon🐉 💙EBFG💚 WCHs™️ #TheDamon 🥪 ©9.29.2023 Rainy State Rabble ⭐️⭐️ 🖕🖕🍍🍍

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

HOLY FFFFF CR7!!! 💚

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can’t even… That’s been coming ever since LPs pizza taunts

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

JMo has been tracking back like a freakin beast these past couple matches

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

👊💙💚

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

JFC Soooo much I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ANYTHING

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

GD I hope he’s sporting some of that damn bubble wrap LFG 👊

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

💙💚

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ALT: Moose Stare

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happiest Birthday to my bestest Frienemy ever, @shebainpdx.bsky.social! 🎂🎈🥳 Hope you have a wonderful day!

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@mattoak.bsky.social 🏎️

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BRUH

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Holy Sh🇻🇦t

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LFG 💙💚👊

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Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well, FUCK Dawgs

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Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Go Seahawks

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

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Cute Adorable Dog in Snow

ALT: Cute Adorable Dog in Snow

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

IYKYK

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Lost points. Your new DP was everything you could ask for. He won it…others conceded that.

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Gonna just stop asking “WHAT. THE. FUCK?”

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

OH FUCK OFF LEWANDONSKI

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

C R 7 💚

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

DEEEKKKKKIIIII X 2! 💚💚

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

DEKKKKKIIIIIIII! 💚

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Figured this shirt was appropriate for today

Bearded guy in Pearl Jam Seattle Mariners jersey

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Watching other matches (baited), the level of refereeing BS is actually right on par with the “big”leagues We Got (Get?) This.

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

HOLY SH¡T RRRAAANNNDDDYYY! 🔱

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

🤯

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

RANDY! Actual fucking DEFENSE!

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

LFG 💙💚 EBFG

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@mattoak.bsky.social just hit a couple tabs with my buddy…the kind you put in the pocket, not your tongue

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

HOLY F’N SH¡T RIVASSSS

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

FUCK YOU COUNSIL FUCKING COWARD

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Fuck OFF I AM FIGHTING

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

At The Greatest Setting in Collegiate Soccer

Defending NCAA Men’s Soccer Champions University of Washington Huskies kick off their 2026 season at Husky Soccer Stadium

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Dan Wilson: “Tough one for Coach Schmetzer. I feel those.” Probably.

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

JEEZUZ FUCKING FUCK

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Now, LETS FUCKING GO BIG BOYS 👊💙💚

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is a MOST/MUST read about all the local @goballardfc.bsky.social dudes about to start their collegiate seasons! Thanks, Sam, for the assist dialing in! #BallardFC #UpTheBridges

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

JFC NOOOO

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Albert…

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Jack Nicholson's Crazy Knock Knock from The Shining

ALT: Jack Nicholson's Crazy Knock Knock from The Shining

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Fuck this clown 🖕🤡

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oven NOT in the squad for Atleti today. Herc reposted from the other site something about being loaned out. I know a club that could surely use him (but that’ll never happen 😭

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Mueller is a CANDY BOY Keep fishing on vacation

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Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

L F G 👊

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It’s so hard to keep pace and in the thread.

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Happ Y Birthday Old Lady

ALT: Happ Y Birthday Old Lady

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

🧹 🖕🖕🖕

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

SEE YOU IN THE ALLEY! 👊💚

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

JFC NOOOOOOOOOOO

Uncle Bacon 🥓 @damonstewart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

L F G 👊 💚