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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you have employees who work full time and don’t earn a living wage, then you don’t own a business. You own a 21st century plantation, and history will treat you accordingly. Fight me.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You don’t get to say shit about Ed Sheeran if you’re still consuming Harry Potter content. Full stop.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The 80’s ChatGPT trend continues to prove that machines will never replace human beings. No machine mind can comprehend the sheer beautiful chaos of 80’s era hairdos.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m getting really, really tired of having friends and members of my community die too young.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I know everyone and their mom is eulogizing Dolly today…but can we also just acknowledge that part of why her passing is so awful is that she’s one of the very few people who managed to achieve every conceivable level of wealth and success and still STAY A GOOD PERSON?? Fuck, I hate this timeline.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Having to pay to park anywhere is bullshit. If there’s not like a special event, why in the sweet fuck is the money I’m spending on local taxes or at your business also not covering the cost of having somewhere to park my car?

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m not saying that class tensions have reached a boiling point, but I am saying that I’m immediately suspicious of anyone who’s mentally well adjusted and thriving right now.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I had SUCH a good time writing my cover letter for @bencollins.bsky.social and @realinfowars.bsky.social that I thought I might also share it with you guys, too. I’m REALLY proud of it…

The letter reads as follows:
EYES ONLY
FROM: Col.
Buzz D Slightly
SUBJECT: HELP IS ON THE WAY
CONFIDENTIAL
LISTEN UP, you improv troupe SISSIES!
The fate of the country, the UNIVERSE, is at stake! Your enemies are watching (Antifa, the Illuminati, the Make-A-Wish Foundation) and you're telling the WORLD that you're WEAK and need reinforcements!!? Who the HELL taught you strategy, the goddamn DEMOCRATS!?! Well hold onto your hackey-sacks ladies, 'cause I'm
sending you my BEST man. When I found him, he was suckling at Silicon Valley's teat like a starved baby marmot. Now he's a first class spook with a mind for mayhem and a body for EVEN MORE MAYHEM! He's like John Brown got Freddie Mercury pregnant and
abandoned the baby at a furry convention! He's a bisexual who can infiltrate ALL of the secret elite sex orgies. I once saw him
talk Elon Musk AND Ezra Klein out of their pants...and then make them TOUCH TIPS! He'll supply you with first class wordsmithing like:

• THIS JUST IN! Alex Jones revealed to be STILL ALIVE and in hiding AS A WOMAN! Tim Heidecker is ONTO his--sorry, uh HER elaborate plot to escape JUSTICE and hide out with Mitch McConnell.. tonight on EMERGENCY!
• Our InfoWars Limited Edition tote can prevent your face from being scanned by a Flock camera! All you have to do is WEAR IT ON YOUR FACE.

I sent over the file that the Feds had on him before I stole it AND the key to Atlantis. DON'T ASK ME WHY I STOLE THE KEY!
Now GET OUT THERE and WIN THIS INFO-WAR, you liberal arts PANTYWAISTS!
Dictated. Not read.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Serious question: will your job application portal be using any algorithmic tools to sort through resumes? I’m hoping to submit something creative, but I don’t want to end up shooting myself in the foot if it never ends up in front of a human eye.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I love how every wealthy person’s response when someone tries to check their privilege is “but I worked HARD for my money!” As if (a) we’re not ALL busting our asses constantly, and (b) at least half of them still benefitted from access that the rest of us can barely dream of.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Lyft driver: “You live in the jungle” Me: “Huh?” “You live in the jungle” “Do I?” “Yeah…” 10 seconds go by Driver: “There’s a lot of Black people here” Me: “Yeah. Is that why they call it the jungle?” “Yeah.” “Who calls it that.” “Everyone I know and I lived here 22 years.”

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I propose a new rule for Pride Month next year: Bi ladies can bring their straight boyfriends…but only if he wears a sexy lil maid outfit.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I know a trap when I see one…

Screenshot of a text that reads “You're invited to be on our Barack Obama Legacy Board. Will you respond before Juneteenth ends?? It only takes a few mins.” RJ is famously not Black, which would make a text like this extremely odd.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I need for them to release a version of this new Euphoria season with Cassie and Nate’s story line cut out. Their characters are absolutely insufferable.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I’ve worked in a lot of different industries: food service, retail, media, tech, fitness, marketing… you know what I’ve never seen? A CEO that was truly smarter or more capable than an above average employee.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

If you need any more proof that pets adopt the behaviors of their owners, here’s one of @justjtay.bsky.social’s cats being a little pit pig…

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Here’s your yearly reminder that the owner of Coachella is a anti-queer, Billionaire Republican 🫶

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Which phase of Late Stage Capitalism is it where we have terms and conditions and a mandatory arbitration agreement on a container of COLLAGEN FUCKING PEPTIDES??

Top down photo of the seal packaging for a container of collagen peptides, which reads “READ THIS: By opening and using this product, you agree to be bound by our Terms and Conditions, fully set forth at vitalproteins.com/tc, which includes a mandatory arbitration agreement. If you do not agree, please return this product immediately.”

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

“It appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States…” ANYONE SHOCKED? Actually you will be when you read the full report: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

doomsdayscenario.co

Accountability for ICE and CBP

However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.

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ProgGrrl @proggrrl.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Question for Jon on the next @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social: were you always this well versed in global politics, economics, and history or did that come with doing the show? What are some resources you’d recommend to deepen our own knowledge in these areas?

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Literally what the fuck is wrong with you @gavinnewsom.bsky.social? Fire whatever consultant or pollster told you it was a good idea to compromise with literal fascists, because your constituents who are getting terrorized will not forget this betrayal. 🖕🖕

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Getting in the Holiday decorating spirit with @truthgun.bsky.social…

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

So glad I waited to stream Fantastic 4…that shit was mid at best 👎

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

“Please arrive ten minutes early for your appointment…” Then make THAT the fucking appointment time! The whole point of an appointment is that we agree on a time for me to be there. Christ…

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Ceraun the DivaNun @ceraunthedivanun.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I shot @damnitrj.bsky.social For my new series Queer Heaven. The religious right doesn’t have a monopoly on peace in the afterlife! #gay #gayboy #gayman #model #laphotographer #fitness #muscle #abs #malemodel #canon #portrait

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Why did no one tell me that cats have zero boundaries… 😂

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Whatever idiot at Apple who decided that photos need to be displayed in chronological order instead of the order they’re added needs to be tarred and feathered.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Me whenever I finish bullying someone for sharing AI slop on my timeline…

Meme of a farmer sitting on his land saying “it ain’t much, but it’s honest work”

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Someone wants attention… 🤭

Selfie of a shirtless RJ who’s face is getting caressed by a fluffy kitty tail

Selfie of a shirtless RJ with a fluffy kitty shoving her face in his armpit

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Paws crossed cause she’s a lil lady 🥰

Pic of an adorable fluffy kitty sitting on the edge of a bed with her front paws folded on top of each other

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

If the media wanted me to feel something about Charlie Kirk’s assassination then maybe they shouldn’t have spent all this time justifying the ruthless and criminal massacring of innocent people in Gaza 🤷‍♂️

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

It truly is astonishing how Russia didn’t need to invade our country…but just use a couple hundred trolls to use racism and vaccine skepticism to absolutely tear the country apart.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

So Equifax leaked all of my private data to hackers…address, SSN, bank accounts, everything. What do I get for all the trouble they caused me? Some “e-gift card” worth less than $15. This country is a fucking joke.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Nothing spices up my morning quite like having a client suddenly spout white supremacist talking points in the middle of a work call 😐

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Wild how Gavin Newsom becoming an edgelord has made most people forget that he’s shamelessly sold Queer and Trans people out to play footsie with White Nationalists.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I don’t understand why I remain so addicted to my phone. At this point every feed is just a small slot machine of crimes against humanity.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Everyone who told me that this was never going to happen and to stop being alarmist can fuck off forever and til the end of time.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Straight men love to talk about natural selection until women decide not to fuck them.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Gotta love how every airline these days is like “would you like our staff to treat you with basic dignity and not kick you in the dick every ten minutes? That’ll be an extra $50…”

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The fact that I love to travel but hate to pack is…a challenging dynamic 🙃

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Not now, kitten. Daddy’s accepting the things that he cannot change, having the courage to change the things that he can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Mass shooting debates in 2012: “Dear god, this is awful! You think we should maybe do something to stop these?” Mass shooting debates in 2025: “Did he travel to that building to shoot THAT specific person? Or do we think it was just a coincidence??”

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RJ Aguiar @damnitrj.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

A novelty rock band I listened to in high school has better political messaging than the Democratic Party…

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