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Rob Adams

@damnedrobot.bsky.social
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Music and nonsense. Also cats. On your left.

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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know it's not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but whoever is responsible for this bit of key design on my laptop really needs firing into the sun.
Close up of a laptop keyboard, specifically the hash and return keys, which are basically one button.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
For my sins.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Could be worse. This one dribbles like a tap with a broken washer.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Once upon a time, we were all like Baraka.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He has a chair and two foot stools to choose from. He chooses the floor. I worry about Otis sometimes.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's a hard life, being Otis.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Boris and I have just done two circuits of the house. This is his way of accepting attention: he saunters around, you give him pets on the way. He wanted to do a third circuit. I didn't. I am now being shunned.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We have a visitor.
A smol black cat sitting on a paved area next to a green door with a cat flap.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tired boy is tired. I know how he feels.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andy Burnham unveils his Minister for AI.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Farewell, most majestic of floofs. You were sweet, and ridiculous, and you will be sorely missed.
A long-haird black cat sat in a wooden fruit bowl. He looks majestic. And in a way, he was.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. Well, cat-adjacent. Morris is more a semi-sentient ball of fluff.
Morris, a long-haired black cat, sprawled on a grey carpet. He is bathed in the light coming through a window.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
The band Sex Bob-Omb from Scott Pilgrim vs the World. L-R: Mark Webber as Stephen Stills, Alison Pill as Kim Pine, and Michael Cera as Scott.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Indeed. Where's Asami when I need her...
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Helping."
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Because this makes sense. Obviously.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Happy Saturday from Morris and his sunbeam.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Christ on a bike, Labour aren't even the opposition in Gateshead now. The Lib Dems have 1 more seat than them.
A screenshot of the council election results from Gateshead. It shows the fash with 38 seats, Lib Dems with 13, Labour with 12 and Greens with 3.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Morris is the same. He's easily the most contented cat I've ever met, but you wouldn't know it to look at him.
A long haired black cat curled up in an open wicker hamper, resting his chin on the edge. He's very comfy. He looks positively murderous.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Guess who's catsitting this little loon again. Not that I mind.
A long haired black cat lying on his side on a dining table.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think this is the latest birthday present I've ever had. Not complaining, mind.
A bottle of Lagavulin whisky on a desk.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A version of the Dune poster with the title replaced with the following text: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is comfortable. Apparently.
A grey-brown tabby cat lying half on a scratching board.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
A still from Dark Matter, showing the crew on the bridge of the Raza.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I could be wrong, but I think Morris wants belly rubs.
A long haired black cat lying on his back with his paws in the air.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Message from the parents: "We've left a little chocolate cake for you for while you're here." The "little" cake in question:
A chocolate cake on a tray.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Been here 2 minutes.
A grey-brown tabby cat on a green duvet. You can't hear it, but he's purring like mad.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
As expected, I'm almost in with the SFF Authors. Almost, but not quite.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The Wallaw cinema in Blyh. First went there in 1980 to see The Empire Strike Back (not that I remember, I was 3). Distressed to learn that it's now a Wetherspoons.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating, repost the most recent picture of your prt(s).
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hmm. Well, something to aim for, I suppose...
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Well, that's a nice start to the year. We take those.
A screenshot of a winner's screen from PUBG. Black background, with a young white woman dressed in a long black coat with gold trim, black trousers and shoes, black biker's hat and sunglasses. To her left is a graphic showing the player's name and game stats. In the top left corner is a graphic stating "#1/100" along with the name of the map played and time elapsed in the game. In the top right is the legend "Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!"
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I appear to have accidentally found the worst sweets in the history of the world (they were mistakenly included in my delivery this evening). 1000% sugar, 0% flavour.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Yorkshire. Bleakly pretty innit?
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ah, that sounds deeply bumlike. Hope you and the family manage a decent day nonetheless. FWIW, Holly isn't really feeling it, either.
A black cat sat on someone's knee, yawning widely.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
1st place. 11 kills. 1111 damage. Symmetry. We likes it, precious.
A winner screen from PUBG: Battlegrounds. The player character, a young woman wearning a black coat with gold trim, black trousers and boots and a black biker's cap, stands next to a breakdown of kill and damage stats from the game. There is a 1/100 stat in the top left corner, and across the top-right corner is a banner that reads "Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner!"
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Well, I don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall on down on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store
The pope singing into a microphone.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Singing hinny.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Stage 3: This is not fine. I don't know what this is, but this is definitely not fine. What The Actual Fuck.
An image from Slay The Princess. The stone-walled room is gone, replaced by a room of jagged rocks. The Princess is gone, too, her entire body now nothing but a skeletal frame comprised of blades, though a bloody heart still sits in her exposed chest. The walls are splattered with blood.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Stage 2: You know what, this might not be fine after all.
An image from Slay The Princess. The same Princess from the first picture, except her forearms have been peeled away to reveal long and very sharp looking blades.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
3 stages of playing Slay The Princess. Stage 1: This is fine. Everything's fine.
An image from Slay The Princess. A sketch of a young woman - the Princess of the title - standing in a stone-walled room. There are banners on the wall behind her. To her left is a small table, on which sits a dagger.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Quote with an iconic fictional band.
A panel from Scott Pilgrim showing the three members of Sex Bob-omb; Stephen Stills (vocalist, man in black), Kim Pine (drummer, gothic lolita) and Scott (bassist, man in a cheap suit). Kim is standing with drumsticks held aloft, shouting "We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Morning, all. Don't let the t-shirt fool you. I'm actually pretty approachable and not at all prone to violence. Not yet, anyway.
Close up of a man wearing a black t-shirt. The shirt has an image of a cute but angry unicorn wielding a chair, with the text "some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.*
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Probably same, but Dana runs her close.
Dana Polk from The Cabin in the Woods.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Post you from a different era.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
It's the tenth day of the tenth month. Drop a 10/10 album.
The cover of Faetooth's 2025 album Labyrinthine. Deep blue background, with an image of a young woman standing in a wooded area. She had long, flowing white hair and is wearing a white dress. She is holding a scythe.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Morris is giving maximum floof today. And minimum effort, as he does every day.
A long haired black cat sprawled out on a blue green carpet.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
He's comfortable. Apparently.
A long haired black cat lying in a cardboard box, his chin resting on one edge.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Halfway down the stairs Is a stair where Boris sits. There isn't any other stair Quite like it. He isn't at the bottom, He isn't at the top; So this is the stair Where he always stops.
A ginger tabby cat sat on a stair with his front paws tucked under him. He is peering sleepily at the camera through two thin white balusters.
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Rob Adams @damnedrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Got up. Went for a shower. Came back to find this dribbly baby had taken up residence on my bed.
A grey-brown tabby cat lying on a cream coloured duvet.
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