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Jase

@dammitalltohell.bsky.social
159 followers 104 following 445 posts

The only Australian in town

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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I could never be a marine. All that 'Sir, yes sir!' nonsense. The redundancy is astounding. I thought the military was supposed to be efficient!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sorry Hols, SSRIs had turned my brain into oatmeal for a while. I don't even like oatmeal I'm off them now, and trying to remember who I am. Give me time and patience. I'll try to be around more
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Somewhere in Canada is more likely at this stage, but no plans yet Who knows when spring will finally get here? We're expecting snow and freezing rain this morning!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A little warmer. A little rainier. Looking forward to when Spring hits us properly
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm not gone, love. I'm just not as talkative as I was
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm doing OK other than a twingy hip/back from earlier in the week. Hopefully it won't last too long
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Heya Hols! How have you been?
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think he named his kids after his golf clubs
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ABOLISH TUESDAYS
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I have my therapist, but even that was delayed by a week. And I'm trying to work on some long-term strategies for existing issues, so it's sometimes hard to redirect and put out current fires
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I won't lie to you Jen, it's been rough. Between seasonal depression, regular depression, possible side effects of my meds, my sister's birthday approaching... I feel like I'm running on rims right now. I know there's an end to it eventually, but I'm not really feeling it
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I won't go to mass, but I'll go to density x volume, which is equal
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
That's a terrible name for a chicken
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
An absolute masterclass in passive aggression, I love it
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I told my friend if he comes to my town, I'll go somewhere else while he's here
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Tune in for a rousing rendition of my new hit single Every Time I Take My Jacket Off (Some Cunt Makes Me Go Outside)
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Pet Sematary [sic]
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
One of my favourite Bat artists. All the best parts of McFarlane, Adams, and Giordano in one
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The hotel has turkey bacon Vacation is ruined
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Christians, just a reminder, when the rapture happens tomorrow, please leave your houses unlocked so we have access to them when you're gone. I have dibs on a TV evangelist's mega-mansion, so that's nice for me. But anyway, thanks for solving the housing crisis, I guess. Bye!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
There's no such thing as a movie Muppets shouldn't be in
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My vacation starts Wednesday, so if it was *ever* going to happen, Tuesday has good odds
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Marvel could publish a comic called Punisher: ACAB Special, with Frank on the cover holding a pig dressed as a cop, saying "Fuck the police", and those fuckers would *still* put their thin blue line bullshit on his logo because they think it looks cool
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Not this?
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"We love our country, but not enough to put any effort into replicating the flag"
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
And "Eat ass" is your marketing tagline
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Evil or not, it makes no sense for the character. He has particular targets for his vengeance, and dogs just aren't on his shit list But not wanting to kick a dog on camera is valid for any reason. That's exactly the sort of behavior impressionable assholes will copy for laughs
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
You're still a little far away, or I'd drop by and help out. I don't mind painting as long as someone else moves the furniture!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Hey, well done. That shit's tough!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
In that Hot Pockets are very popular, and accessible to everyone
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm just glad he came out through the side, and not the end!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
That's disappointing. I've enjoyed the couple of Deschutes brews that I've tried.
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
That looks good! How was it?
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Yes
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I look so drunk in that photo!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I use the OnlyPosts feed. Just the original posts of people I follow, not even reposts. I'm mostly very disinterested in hearing from people I don't want to talk to
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'd probably have a PhD if universities stopped giving out certificates and started giving you a cool sheet of stickers or something
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Is that a kind of cabbage or something?
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It turns out there's a seventh sense
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
In Australia, it would be the Great Clacker
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Also, it's "run amok" not "run a muck"
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Opinions are like assholes: I don't need to hear anyone else's
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I feel sorry for Kenny Roaster. Everyone just assumes he rogers chickens
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I remember that Lion was called Strongheart, but I literally just pulled that memory out of the ether after 40 years
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Once every 400 years
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
We get breaks. My boss is actually pretty nice. I don't work at a hockey arena, but there is one within walking distance!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
There should be more politicians named after the thing you'd like to hit them with!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Yet another X-Babies false alarm. They'll be back someday!
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Unfortunately, yes. But they frown on naps where I work
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Jase @dammitalltohell.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
For you, Hols, always ♥️
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