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@damianm.com
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Technical Director @yowconf.bsky.social Also Consultant CTO, Software Architecture Trainer, Software Developer. Expect Tech, Coffee, Bikes, Guitars, Cars and Road Trips, and Nonsense Doing too much at once. 🇦🇺 QLD, Australia damianm.com

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DamianM @damianm.com · 26/06/2026
If you see this, post an archer
A J Rockett Archer guitar pedal
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DamianM @damianm.com · 27/03/2026
Apple Music wants to make me feel old. I mean, Shake Your Money Maker is a great (classic even) rock album, but it was the 90s FFS! It's not Abbey Road.
A screenshot showing The Beatles's Abbey Road next to The Black Crowes's Shake Your Money Maker under the heading "Essential Classic Rock Albums"
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DamianM @damianm.com · 03/03/2026
Good view of the #LunarEclipse here. iPhone pressed up against the eyepiece of a telescope.
A photo of the moon, half of it is red
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DamianM @damianm.com · 23/01/2026
A great car for mountains!
A Subaru BRZ at the top of a mountain looking out over the valley
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DamianM @damianm.com · 11/12/2025
“Squinting based analysis “. - @thinkingfish.bsky.social Yes, I have done an awful lot of this. #yow25
A woman presenting at a conference. The slide is titled “squinting based analysis” and features a picture of a woman staring at a laptop
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DamianM @damianm.com · 10/12/2025
Third and final time I get to welcome @kentbeck.com to a stage at @yowconf.bsky.social It’s been fun, and a huge honour. #yow25
Kent Beck standing on stage in front of an introductory slide titled “Sustainable Augmented Development”
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DamianM @damianm.com · 08/12/2025
One of @brunty.me ‘s slides is something I get to hear all the time. #yow25
The slide says “Hey D.M. Can we try?”
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DamianM @damianm.com · 05/12/2025
Watching @frank.computer talk about testing and designing accessible data visualisations #yow25
Frank is pointing at a visualisation of votes in US states. When viewed in greyscale you can’t tell the difference between red and blue states
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DamianM @damianm.com · 04/12/2025
Last session of the day is a musical performance and talk from @samaaron.bsky.social with Sonic Pi. #YOW25
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DamianM @damianm.com · 04/12/2025
Amazing.

Are you going to this year's Fibonnaci conference?
It's going to be as big as the last two put together.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 04/12/2025
Already getting some laughs. @kevlin.bsky.social is giving the perfect talk for this part of day. #YOW25
The slide says:

PROGRAMMING
The Past Present and Future

Kevlin Henney
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DamianM @damianm.com · 04/12/2025
Branchless programming for code optimisation. @royvanrijn.com ‘s talk on processing a billion rows with Java is full of cool tricks. #yow25
The slide says:


Branchless programming
CPU's have big pipelines of instructions
Your code needs to fill this pipeline, fast.
Which instruction comes 'next' after an IF-statement?
Branches are often bottlenecks.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 04/12/2025
A lot of what @jimwebber.org says is not things I’m going to write on the internet. But #YOW25 attendees are getting a treat.
A man speaking at a conference in front of a slide  showing a fork in the road between transactions and replication
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DamianM @damianm.com · 04/12/2025
One of the most visually spectacular presentations I’ve seen. @glycin.bsky.social built a world in Unity to explain Vector databases and algorithms. #yow25
A conference speaker on stage. On the screen behind him is a network of lines and points joined up.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 02/12/2025
Plane 1 of 2 for today. See you soon @yowconf.bsky.social #yow25
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DamianM @damianm.com · 10/11/2025
OMG, when did @jetbrains-rider.bsky.social get this feature? I just hovered over a regex and got this super helpful explainer window. I've never seen this before
A window of a code editor explaining each segment of a regular expression.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 29/08/2025
Yes!! My one holds guitar picks. Ordered from ThinkGeek back in the day.
A Penguin Caffeinated Peppermints tin on a black desk mat
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DamianM @damianm.com · 18/08/2025
I also got the opportunity to take some more photos of the stars because of clear sky. #dddoutback
A photo of the Milky Way at night on a very clear night.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/07/2025
I few months ago I bought a kilo of pre-peeled garlic, chopped off the ends, and put it in the food processor. Then froze it in a ziploc bag with indentations to make it easy to break off. Each square is about 2 cloves worth. Did the same with a heap of ginger. This has been absolutely gamechanging.
A big ziploc bag full of squares of pre-chopped garlic.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 15/07/2025
Had my first go at #astrophotography last night. Was just outside my house so there’s a bit of light pollution. But it turned out ok I think.
A photo of stars. You can see what I assume are nebulae in the milky way.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 07/07/2025
And another. For those who prefer it black.
An espresso in a glass on a coffee machine drip tray.  Next to it is a black bag of coffee from Black Mass Roasters
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DamianM @damianm.com · 07/07/2025
Good morning people. Have a coffee
A flat white coffee with latte art in a green cup sitting on the drip tray of an espresso machine.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 03/07/2025
This just captions itself
The Buff Doge vs. Cheems meme template with no text
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
Using research and feedback to build safe and ethical AI. @lpeate.bsky.social and @vivekkatial.bsky.social #yowtls25
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
Next up is Simon Warden talking about how to introduce AI into your architecture. A tough slot following Rasmus. #yowtls25
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
The environmental impact of GenAI
The environmental impact of GenAl
Writing a 100-word email consumes about 500ml of water.
2 litres are needed for every 10 to 50 queries you make.
Training a model like ChatGPT-3 can consume 5.4 million litres of water. 4 2.9 Wh are needed per search query, which is the equivalent of 6x-10x the power of a traditional Google search.
$ 140 Wh are needed to write a 100-word email, equivalent to 7 full charges ol iPhone Pro Max.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
No mangoes were harmed in the making of @ondfisk.bsky.social’s talk. “An AI Trilogy in four parts” at #yowtls25
A man speaking at a conference. On the slide is a disclaimer and a picture of a mango
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
Sameera Gayan has an interesting anecdote about the engineers who were most against trunk based development became the biggest advocates once they had a mindset change about shipping the smallest possible changes. #yowtls2025
A man speaking at a conference. The slide has points about pair programming, and trunk based development
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
“Like any good cult leader, I needed a manifesto” 😂😂 Adel Smee has us all laughing. #yowtls
A woman speaking at a conference. The slide is titled “agile manifesto-ish”
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
Fredy Lievano has a great talk about leadership in crisis. “It’s always a people problem”. #yowtls
A man speaking at a conference. His slide reads “Build a team identity that could lead you to the culture you want to build”
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
AI Assistants can generate good code quickly, but code grows and churns quickly, we’re not refactoring and reducing duplicate code. We need to add metrics and quality monitoring. Sarah Taraporewalla is speaking at #yowtls
A woman speaking at a conference in front of a slide about changes in code quality.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/06/2025
“Friction fades, but learning fades too.” @codefrenzy.bsky.social at the @yowconf.bsky.social Tech Leaders Summit #yowtls
A woman speaking at a conference. Her slide has the caption “Every gain has a cost”
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DamianM @damianm.com · 12/06/2025
Hello goldsky
A photo of the sun setting over the water. The last rays are shining through the branches of a tree on the beach.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 04/06/2025
Hervey Bay sunsets are so lovely.
A photo taken on the beach at sunset. The sky is orange and the waves over the rocks in the front are blurred from movement.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 25/05/2025
Rusty love
A close up of love locks on fence wire
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DamianM @damianm.com · 25/05/2025
Foggy morning in Hervey Bay
People fishing from a jetty in the fog
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DamianM @damianm.com · 25/05/2025
About last night….
A setting sun over the water
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DamianM @damianm.com · 21/05/2025
Went for a walk. Took some photos
A single stem baby mangrove plant growing out between some rocks Blurry waves washing up against a rock poolA sunset over a bay with rocks in the foreground
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DamianM @damianm.com · 14/05/2025
YOW! Tech Leaders Summit is nearly here for 2025 and this year coming to Brisbane, Sydney, and Melbourne. This year I am the emcee for Brisbane. As a special treat I have a coupon code for 20% off the ticket price, IF you book by next Friday. Use the code emcee-20 here yowcon.com/tech-leaders...
A banner announcing a 20% sale for the YOW! Tech Leaders summit
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DamianM @damianm.com · 02/05/2025
A hand holding an ice cream at the beach
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DamianM @damianm.com · 02/05/2025
Hervey Bay right now
A meme with a fox in a snowstorm. The caption says “it fucken WIMDY”
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DamianM @damianm.com · 17/04/2025
The "sperm conversation" meme template. The first sperm says "I hope I am the one to carry on Elon's legacy". The second one says "Bro we are in The Sizzle"
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DamianM @damianm.com · 14/04/2025
Trypophobia Beach
A large rock in the sand, it is full of small holesA rock face on the beach with holes in itA rock face on the beach with holes in it
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DamianM @damianm.com · 14/04/2025
After two long weeks of packing, lifting, and driving. I live here now....
Sunset over a calm ocean, the small waves are breaking on the rocks near a wall.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 14/01/2025
Dropped the BRZ in for a service this morning and I have a new Outback as a loaner. It’s huge. It’s comfy though, I like it more than I thought I would.
A grey Subaru Outback in a carpark.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 11/01/2025
Ugh they made it hard to find.
The settings screen from Instagram with a search for “download” and the result for Download Your Information.
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DamianM @damianm.com · 12/12/2024
Ahh ok, thats a shame. The new ones here are great.
A small yellow 4x4
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DamianM @damianm.com · 10/12/2024
The hilarious @todepond.com on stage at #yow24 talking about interacting with “the canvas”
A presenter on the stage in front of a giant slide that says “the canvas”
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DamianM @damianm.com · 09/12/2024
Hi from Brisbane 😫
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DamianM @damianm.com · 09/12/2024
What is a diagram? @davidkpiano.bsky.social telling us about it this morning at #yow24
A man standing on a stage in front of a slide with a train network map and tech that says:

What is a diagram?
Something that is visual and helpful
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