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@damenewbie.bsky.social
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Lapsed artist, bipolar, up to ten pain disorders, video game base builder to try and ignore those last two things.

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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Who's bright idea was it to throw Janis Joplin on Blondi's version of the TRUMPSTIEN list?
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
From now on, in my head, ICE is now LICE because I feel that adequately conveys my disgust.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Cooking is magic. You're throwing roots and leaves in a pot and an hour later, it's food
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Will & Grace lasted longer than the South in the civil war.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Kegsbreath vs. the Marine and Astronaut...
Are we in a marvel comic?
No it's way too dark...
This is DC...
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Deejay Hatchytt says:
Here's the difference between your intolerance and mine.

I want you to stop being dicks to people.

You want people to not exist.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Not to raise hopes but... Is it too early to call him Half-Dead Don?
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Is it too early to call him Half-Dead Don?
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
All Tylenol during pregnancy scaremongers should look at the developmental issues that can show up using nsaids during pregnancy. Fetal renal dysfunction. And uncontrolled fevers in pregnancy? Miscarriage, birth defects, premature labor... Yeah I'd take my chances with the autism, my dude.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
He is crazier than Jackson, more corrupt than Harding, and stupider than W. You know who I mean. It's a trifecta.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The federal deficit went from about $78.9 billion at the beginning of Reagan’s presidency to $152.6 billion at the end of it. At points between 1983 and 1986, the deficit was actually more than $175 billion. The number was around $255 billion at the end of HW Bush’s term. (1/?)
Bar graph of deficits at the end of each presidency since Carter. The numbers are from the argument pasted.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Meme posted by red:
It's funny that Liberals can differentiate between 85 genders but can't tell the difference between legal and illegal immigrants.
blue responds:
red you idiots think Bad Bunny's an immigrant.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Tiene derecho a permanecer en silencio y negarse a responder preguntas sin la presencia de un abogado, independientemente de su estado de ciudadanía. I have an audio file loaded on my phone saying this. Just in case.
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Animals R Us… 🐾 @animalsrus.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
U.S. Constitution - Article I | Resources | Constitution Annotated | Congress.gov | Library of Congress share.google/Xsbpl4wXieWo... Sections 9 and 10 are missing now. Who ratified this?
congress.gov
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
share.google/nza7nwQWo4Lf... I am officially targeted by my government now.
share.google
Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A third of the country has all the morality of the Ferengi and won't shut up about it.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I seriously don't understand how this keeps happening. The US doesn't *have* a left wing party.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
😉
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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Mass deportation = Eugenics Eliminating science from Dept of Health = Eugenics Eliminating vaccines = Eugenics Cutting Medicaid = Eugenics Cutting Social Security = Eugenics Eliminating medical research = Eugenics Targeting LGBTQ = Eugenics Scrubbing contributions by minorities = Eugenics EUGENICS
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Salvador De la Vega 🇨🇦⚖️ @iglesiasplata.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
#TACO 🌮 WILL NOT RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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reginaldedward3 @reginaldedward3.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Maybe it wasn't a good idea for the US Supreme Court to tell a guy with a SEVERE personality disorder that he's above the law 🤔🤔
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The Unsilent Majority @unsilentmajority71.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/f...
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Blanche Devereaux II @gingerkap23.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Meanwhile:
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Lynda @tommixer.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Why are the so called harmless bullets causing worse injuries than what tRump allegedly received from a real bullet??
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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roseon1.bsky.social @roseon1.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
They will soon start murdering US citizens.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Anyone else really wish they'd just pick ONE‽
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Charity States @charitystates.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
pll.harvard.edu/subject/gove... This is next level "fuck you".
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
www.cbsnews.com/news/washing... This needs watching. It looks a certain way.
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2 Israeli Embassy staff shot and killed outside Jewish Museum in Washington, D.C.
The victims, Yaron Lischinsky and Sarah Lynn Milgrim, were a couple about to become engaged, said Israel's ambassador to the U.S., Yechiel Leiter.
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Harkstone @atl4l5.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
They don't have to.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The thing that status quo politicians will never understand is that if status quo worked for everyone, progressives wouldn't exist.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Make Orwell Fiction Again Congress Kick'im Out
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Now we don't want immigrants unless they're wealthy white South Africans. Make it make sense.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Why is there NOT an official Star Trek day?
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm not saying this should happen, but it would be a shame if a bunch of very large vehicles "broke down" on tRumpty's birthday parade route...
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Yup. Stop giving me irresistible ammunition.
Two laughing gentlemen. Caption: 

You know the best thing about Trump???

You don't need to make shit up just to mock him.

You can just quote him.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The damn bot knows more about tariffs than Temussolini.
Image is ChatGPT being asked "who pays tariffs?" and replying:

Tariffs are paid by importers-typically businesses in the country imposing the tariff. Here's how it works:

When a country (like the U.S.) imposes a tariff on foreign goods, the importing company must pay that extra tax at the border.

The importer often passes some or all of that cost onto consumers through higher prices.

So while the foreign exporter doesn't directly pay the tariff, they may lose competitiveness if their goods become more expensive and less attractive to buyers.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Do you swear to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States?” “I don’t know.”
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Thomas (TJ) Lawrence @bidder13.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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MPA & B.S. Emergency Management, Public Health, 🌈💜 @arctickn1ght.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It sucks when a rainstorm can have you fighting not to scream in pain.
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DameNewbie @damenewbie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Eep... I'm not a Star Wars fan (long live Star Trek), but even I know this.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Just say it.
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