DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They gotta pretend to be the mailman when you get home. Have them leave with the package and knock on the door 010
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026fighting 52 comps is fucking miserable how is this in the game 000
Reposted by DamageOverTimeJared @isjared.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think anyone who wants to be amazing at most comp games needs to have the mentality of "you need to get washed to get cleaned" 2539
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It doesn’t even affect me specifically since there’s basically no level caps once you’re LI banned, but it’s crazy watching teams I coach that should reasonably be making gold bracket get forced into silver or outright eliminated because we let d4 teams play. Atp getting gold bracket depend on luck 020
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sendou adding a feature where you can see people’s LUTI div from last season by clicking on them and watching tournaments consistently allow higher div players in level capped tournaments is wild to me. Are we too lazy to spend 30 seconds before bracket starts? #compsplatoon 290
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We gotta have a chess-boxing version of Splatoon to encourage better physical health. 100
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wdym it’s 98F (36 for my EU friends) right now, it’s October! Climate change isn’t real tho guys, don’t worry. It’s just a hoax. 150
Reposted by DamageOverTimeMcJamie @mcjamie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'll never die in a funnier way. 723081
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The desire to want to play dnd again but not wanting to dm. 030
Reposted by DamageOverTimeFisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 24/09/2026Can we all follow @blk-spl.bsky.social, we have less followers than @cardsharks.bsky.social and that is simply unacceptable. we're so much funnier as well 152
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Autumn best season. Cold enough to enjoy warm things but you don’t get the hassle of snow and obnoxious Christmas music for literally every month. 010
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wouldn't let it weight on you too much. Its obviously upsetting but you're also not doing anything wrong by expecting basic respect from other players. Keep your head up, and if you don't want to deal with it, check if someone else on your team is willing to handle disputes in the future. 130
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Its really annoying that people get upset at you, this community as a whole has a weirdly hard time following basic rules. I've had actual top players get mad at me because the TO decided to give us the set after the top players failed to join the room after 15 minutes. 130
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The more I play the game the more I feel like sitting still and never engaging against half the current top tiers is consistently the play. 000
Reposted by DamageOverTimeFisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 19/09/2026I'm going to play and stream Squids for Life later today, with a strange team called "BLK"... idk what that could mean... please suport the charity if you can! 0133
Reposted by DamageOverTimeMichy ミチ @michylin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026From me to my team. @radicalx-spl.bsky.social now has their very first official team artwork!! #splatoon #splatoonfanart #splatoon3 #digitalart #splatooncomp 318737
Reposted by DamageOverTimeSpooky Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you're afraid of artists being political then you're afraid of art 0456
Reposted by DamageOverTimeplant @plantkyl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026been working on it so if anyone else is interested dm me too at plantknowsyourlocation on disc 012
Reposted by DamageOverTimeDapple Productions @dappleprod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Radha is joined by Kris from the team behind Chronically Krill, an online community where chronically ill and disabled Splatoon players can speak to their peers and receive support. Together, the two talk about the project and the state of accessibility in the community. Check it out!youtu.beSupporting Disabled Splatoon Players - Kris InterviewYouTube video by Dapple Productions 12010
Reposted by DamageOverTimePika @pikadave465.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Chara weapon retrospectives are banger and have inspired me to try a yap video on more design oriented opinions on the game, so here's follow up on an earlier post of why I genuinely hope blasters stop returning to multiplayer titles going forward (they still will) youtu.be/H6zaavhicwQyoutu.beWhy I Don't Want Blasters in Splatoon 4YouTube video by pikadave VODs 1549
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That was me playing Valorant. I thought I was ass cuz I had bad mechs and then I had like 4 people tell me that no, I’m bad because I randomly get bored and take a random fight for no reason. 020
Reposted by DamageOverTimeThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly. 73183122649
Reposted by DamageOverTimeJared @isjared.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The term meta changes from "most effective tactic available" to "most efficient tactic available" when it comes to team games human error is increased by so much that sometimes the best strategy is too easy to mess up. It's different in fighting games mainly because you only have to worry about YOU 19913
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I don’t know if anyone here watches Bleach, but holy fuck that newest episode is peak. I don’t think a shonen has gotten me this excited since Goku’s Ultra Instinct. 011
Reposted by DamageOverTimeJared @isjared.bsky.social · 19/08/2026thats just not how 52 was played. you throw the wall forward so everyone else can walk up and paint. everything strong about 52 is based around the wall and paint was definitely the least important factor when nerfing this weapon its still hitscan and will bully shooters that arent 96 gal 1101
Reposted by DamageOverTimeJared @isjared.bsky.social · 19/08/2026this balance team is so incompetent its insane bro like how can you see the game in its current state and think yeah bro gal was painting too much blaster is chill and pen needs a main weapon nerf but e liter nah lets just nerf how an ability effects it like wtf 410314
Reposted by DamageOverTimeChara @prochara.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I think a lot of discussion around the meta lacks an understanding that what makes it bad isnt just the weapons its the huge playstyle change from how the game used to be played. A lot of fundamentals changed. 2987
Reposted by DamageOverTimeFisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 04/08/2026hi i am FA :) dm on discord @ zapfisk if interested 23725
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Played Smash for the first time in 6 years. Not as washed as I expected but my adaptation was definitely slow. Somehow had to play every person in a friend group and knocked them out of bracket. That was fun. 020
Reposted by DamageOverTimedeed @staredecisis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026watching my favorite players pass over their dedicated mains of years to play 52 is actually exactly the same thing as being the youngest of your friend group at 80 years old and watching everyone you love start to die around you 1485
Reposted by DamageOverTimeCLOWN ENSEMBLE @clownensemble.bsky.social · 22/07/2026What happened to the team I love😔💔🥀 0103
Reposted by DamageOverTimeStormy Senpai @stormysenpai.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Hate tweet for splatoons birthday Blasters that shark in Solo q piss me off so much, cause even prior to the buffs, you are still the most annoying weapon on the field. Yet you refuse to constantly throw around your AOE, like you're literally a waste of atoms and molecules nigga 2301
Reposted by DamageOverTimeChara @prochara.bsky.social · 07/07/2026X rank legit feels like double anchor every game (we nerfed every kill gun) 91026
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I wish someone wanted me the way this brush wants you 020
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I think it’s secretly strong but always felt MU dependent to me. This does, however, mean that another Wiper player has lost their wings </3 220
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you ever make me play Mako Rain, I'm blocking you 010
Reposted by DamageOverTimekris p. bat @krispy-bat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Chronically Krill is now live! It's a Splatoon server for disabled and chronically ill players to find community, support, and resources: come join us if you're interested :3 discord.gg/GWdCHMP4CU 1/2discord.ggJoin the Chronically Krill 🦐 Discord Server!Check out the Chronically Krill 🦐 community on Discord - hang out with 13 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat. 12117
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Streaming the Stronghold Beginners Academy Showcase. Come watch my student's run www.twitch.tv/damageottwitch.tvdamageot - TwitchSBA Showcase - Specing Chief Executive Run 031
Reposted by DamageOverTimeFisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 28/06/2026tune in now to watch these gripping storylines unfold www.twitch.tv/splatoonstro...twitch.tvSplatoonStronghold - TwitchOur mission is to grow the competitive Splatoon scene by providing accessible content and reliable services to all. We believe that every player, new or old, should be given an equal opportunity to co... 051
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t give you something for my team. 020
DamageOverTime @damage0vertime.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I hope Nogami hits an R Pose during the Raiders Direct 060
Reposted by DamageOverTimeJared @isjared.bsky.social · 23/06/2026My opinion on all the weapons I saw during the NA League 12675