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@dalstrus.bsky.social
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39, he/him, married, bi/pan Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins Head Moderator of Angel Mina HQ on Discord

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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 7h
"Half-past the light of daye, 
I foldeth hands as if to praye
Half-past the darke of nighte, 
I pointeth towards the stars lit brighte
At my behest thou rise and fall,
Thou buildeth me,
I ruleth all.

WHAT AM I?"

The answer was "clock" and they guessed it quickly.

Rouxls disengages with: 
GOD
DAMN
IT
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 7h
Randomly decided to post on the server as Rouxls Kaard for fun. And yes, I wrote the terrible riddles myself. The art isn't mine, I just grabbed whatever suited from a search engine. #deltarune #rouxlskaard
Me posing as Rouxls Kaard in the chat, posing a riddle: "I haveth the name of an evergreen tree, armoured withoute and sweet as can be. WHAT AMST I?"

They answer "pineapple" and Rouxls replies in bold text: FUCK
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's that time of year again people
The pumpkin looks like a fat ass
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a meme about my wife
SHE BITES ME GODDAMMIT
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How a person of CLASS eats Cheetos
Eating cheetos with chopsticks
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seems the Post beat them to it!
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every teenage boy at the turn of the century:
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
J̷̡̛̣̫̜̳̠̋͒͐̈́͑̀̍͊̀̏̃̀̑̎̂̃͐̊́̌͂͘͘͜͝͠͝O̸̧̲̲̤̼̯̹̝͕̟̮̯̹̹͇͖̹̤͓͎̞̯̹̗̗̰̖̽L̷̡͚̱̠̬̪̭̠͔̘̤̻̇Ę̸̛̖̩̩̻̼͍͉̩͚̺̟͙̦̪͕̖͓̳̜̺̳̀̐̆̈́͂̈̆̌̑͊͐͗̌̋͗͆̊̈̿̃̔͜͝ͅN̵̢̨̛̛̜̖̘͔͍̮̱̱̳͉̻͎̖͇̱͎͕̗͈̙͕̈́̈́̏̄̈͋̃̓̒͂͋̐̎̂̂̃̚͘̚̚͘͜͝͝͝Ē̴͚̝͎̒
A series of screenshots of people changing the lyrics of Dolly Parton's "Jolene" into spooky stuff
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's MY inspiration for the day. DAMN this hit hard (Credit to CEclipse on discord for showing me this. And yes I see the ifunny watermark. Nothing is perfect)
Regret is proof that you've grown. The fact that you wish you had done better means you are already someone who would.
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wow, the timing
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm drunk. Have a lore-dump from my weird server about a magic computer lady
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Something about this timing just struck me as funny
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I am a wretched creature of flesh and bone and scars and 5% alcohol by volume
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don't take criticism from people I don't respect
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Rouge the bat, speaking with a degree of attitude in her expression, above the beginning of a speech bubble meant to capture the quoted post
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Dude straight up brought me room-temperature chilled coffee and an entirely different flavor of ice cream and we had to have a conversation about where soda was
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Reference material post
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Me literally every time I read this stupid delightful slow-burn romance:
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yeah it shows in your work 😏
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#FF7
Did Sephiroth... do this?

And it's gas prices
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Here, have a thicc-ass horse statue by way of apology
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Deeply ironic
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When you read the announcement of a new passenger liner being released for Elite Dangerous but your pilot is a minimum of 50 jumps away from civilization on a barren alien planet performing emergency repairs #EliteDangerous
Vegeta (wounded) typing a heart emoji onto a device
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Oh he's not upset at ALL
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
No new pictures, where you at mentally
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Us followers be like:
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I guess I'm meant to inform you then, that @viceandviolence.bsky.social is making a TTRPG that stops just shy of what you've described. Magic armor doesn't have to cover much of anything in Scalli's world.
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Mmmmmm... morning sex. Looked a bit like this actually
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In horror, it's the little details that really drive things home. This one still gives me a shiver everytime I look at it. Original artist is alfdefolf on Twitter.
BOO 

SCARY FACE CREELY GRIN GOT YOUR ASS
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Somehow I even manage to slack off wrong 😂
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You just braggin now
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I find it interesting that this publication owned by Jeffrey Bezos is spouting misinformation perfectly in line with the Trump Education Department. I also find it interesting that the study is total bullshit, and that the same source for the study churns out pro AI propaganda
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I found this shower head based on the end of the Prequel Trilogy
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
When the music plays
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Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Indeed
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