Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Ides of March are sooner than you think! Order now! 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Eff "an option"! That needs to be item #1 on the list! 110 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Let's see who can convince him that it will get better ratings if he starts doing Jackass-style stunts for it. How many of those do you think he could survive? 110 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comJonathan Groff as King George in HamiltonAlt: King George sings, "I wasn't aware that was something a person could do." 120 2
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Maybe I don't, but I know that if your friend is happier in yellow than in black, it's pretty weird to insist they wear black. 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Our cops are armed with guns and don't have the best interest of the people in mind. They exist to protect property, and were originally formed to catch escaped slaves. They aren't likely to stand on our side if we stop being "flaccid" 100 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh look. You've shamed her back into the closet. Bravo. 120 2
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That was her outside, but this is her showing who she truly is inside. You should probably respect that. 141 4
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you truly love her, you're going to need to accept that she was always yellow and has finally found the courage to tell you. She has shown you immense trust. Please don't break it. 170 7
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comShirley Plays Miniature ViolinALT: Shirley Plays Miniature Violin 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When your elected official gives uncanny valley, it's time for a new official 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026At first glance, I thought that was leather and had a momentary panic at the word "basted" Corsets are a lot of fun to make and wear. They're also a PITA. looks good though!! 100 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If it started gently raining as soon as you got home with your books and you remembered your friend had gifted you some tea that you hadn't tried yet 0111 11
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Trump Strait"? Methinks the pedo doth protest too much 010 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What's for dinner? Sushi? No. White rice isn't safe. Salad? Nope. Raw greens aren't safe Burgers? Nope. Beef is expensive and not safe Pizza?...I think pizza is still okay? 010 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh my gosh, she's a shorthair copy of my cat! Split face and everything 0120 12
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026(Caution: the following is a complete change of tone) I'm sure no one would be petty and self-centered enough to try to steal this moment by also dying. No one could be that incapable of reading the room. Let Dolly have her moment! Don't you dare steal the spotlight, Twitler! 100 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's wonderful that Dolly leaves nothing but love in her wake. Seeing monuments lot up for her, hearing stories of her personal impact on total strangers... 100 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I hear he's saving his energy to visit Trump on Christmas Eve 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comBig Bird Sings 'One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other'Alt: Big Bird Sings 'One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other' 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Oh wait! I misread the assignment Barista Dead-tree Flow-through entity Passcode Mood Stabilizer 010 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026And holy shit that's not something anyone should be tweeting out 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Oh no, Trump! You had better go visit really quick to see if it's really bigger and better and check out what improvements you need to make to your own! Oh. That's a one-way ticket? And everything is on fire? Oops 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He needs a bigger motorcade for more security so he doesn't get Antoinetted 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Copy/pasting a command to a computer doesn't make you an author. It makes you a thief. 030 3
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026static.klipy.comAlexis Rose Says 'That's Cute Anyway'ALT: Alexis Rose Says 'That's Cute Anyway' 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I keep trying to tell a joke about Cassandra. No one gets it. 140 4
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comLord Farquaad's Sacrifice Quote MemeALT: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice Quote Meme 130 3
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Bad back. Eating garbage. Still loved and loving life. Jimothy is all of us. 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 18/07/20266 years and 8 months ago, the democrats brought forth in this country some lousy dirty cheating by China, and I'm gonna stand here and cry about it with no evidence because I'm the president, and there's nothing you can do about it! Nyeh! 010 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I can't take credit. I wish I knew who to credit, but it was a funny I scrolled past and it's gone now 000 0
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Cameras on. Trump at the podium. Chris Evans jumps onto the stage. "Let me stop you right there." 100 1
Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Bet he's mad about military spending on transport, too. And those trans musicians from Siberia that songwriter everyone loves at Christmas 010 1
