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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Trump Strait"? Methinks the pedo doth protest too much
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What's for dinner? Sushi? No. White rice isn't safe. Salad? Nope. Raw greens aren't safe Burgers? Nope. Beef is expensive and not safe Pizza?...I think pizza is still okay?
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's wonderful that Dolly leaves nothing but love in her wake. Seeing monuments lot up for her, hearing stories of her personal impact on total strangers...
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Green Week
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And a mysterious source of cheap ground beef? Hmm...
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did we ever find Mitch?
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I keep trying to tell a joke about Cassandra. No one gets it.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bad back. Eating garbage. Still loved and loving life. Jimothy is all of us.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
6 years and 8 months ago, the democrats brought forth in this country some lousy dirty cheating by China, and I'm gonna stand here and cry about it with no evidence because I'm the president, and there's nothing you can do about it! Nyeh!
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cameras on. Trump at the podium. Chris Evans jumps onto the stage. "Let me stop you right there."
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why libraries? Because to watch a season of Doctor Who, I can either pay Bezos $20 or watch it on Hoopla for free. (Yes, you only get to watch 6 episodes a month. This is why everyone in your house should have a library card)
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If everyone knows you're gay, and you spend your political career making things difficult for other gay people, you 100% get to have your gayness be a running joke after your death.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#ETTD
Trump and Mitch half-hug behind a podium
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@dimension20.dropout.tv batchild needs to move to BC!!!
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh no. Flood watch in DC. Is someone crying bigly?
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Don't forget to leave a McDonalds burger and a diet coke out for the grim reaper tonight
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Coming soon: "Stop disagreeing with me! I have depression! You're making me depressed! Disagreeing with me is ableist!"
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let the headlines infuriate! In a bold move to fight climate change, Trump allows algae to overtake the Reflecting Pool
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Leave it so we can reflect on why we must never let this happen again. Let it be the only monument to bear his name.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Eggplant.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
💔💔💔
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
QRP with your pride flags
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Current knitting WIP: Drops Design's Wooden Ridges Vest in @cascadeyarns.bsky.social Ultra Prima 3754 and Alpaca Lace in 1481 using KnitPro Dreams size US 7 32"
A knitting work in progress in black and blue yarn
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr:
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Muppets Dr. Teeth Playing Keyboard
ALT: Muppets Dr. Teeth Playing Keyboard
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Hazardous Waste
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Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid (feat. Shirley Manson)
ALT: Garbage - I Think I'm Paranoid (feat. Shirley Manson)
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Any good tidings?
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
How to be a disappointment to 2/3 of the nation in 30 seconds or less
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I pray for the life of Iran. We humans specifically are unnecessary, but the humans in Iran would not be the only victims if the American dictator follows through with his threat. I pray for the plants and animals. The Earth knows these collectively and loves them collectively. Let them be safe.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
[nods sagely]: Martha
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I would much prefer if we could have War Crimes Wednesday for the alteration. We could also precede it with 25th Tuesday
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Boo
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So yes, there have been posts on his social media, but has anyone actually SEEN him since the lid yesterday?
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Dear entire US Government. I think we would all like you to end your Handmaid's Tale LARP. Please turn in your character sheets, collect your XP, and start clean up. You need to be off site in 2 hours. We'll meet up at Pizza for afters.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If we do away with mail-in voting, EVERY voting day (presidential, primary, local, run-off, whatever) needs to be a paid holiday for everyone who isn't working for the polls. Public transit needs to be free on those days. There has to be a balance.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Every MAGA press briefing
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This thing with the Strait of Hormuz reminds me of when my kid dumps his crackers on the floor, and I yell him to clean them up. "Mama can clean!" "Mama didn't make this mess. You get to clean it up yourself, buddy" *tantrum*
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My bid for presidential nomination: I have no experience, but I care about people and know what words mean. I also don't want to blow anything up for fun, and all of my sexual encounters have been with consenting adults.
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
But if a cluster fuck in #tokyodebunker as several servers suffered a glitch due to Daylight Savings Time, resulting in large amounts of wasted in-game resources, and support is trying to sweep it under the rug www.tumblr.com/tastefullysc...
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I feel like we haven't seen enough of this musical number recently youtu.be/H7Q9ZEdOLSE?...
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Cannibal the Musical - Hang the Bastard
YouTube video by Pokemaster69
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
OMG. I just made it make sense. The overall inaction regarding our political situation stems from our Healthcare system. "Ignore it and see if it goes away. Only take action as a last resort." because doctors and hospitals and treatments are expensive and scary. Now America's cancer has metastacized
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
No cheating. Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. Not sure if .gifs count...but...
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Gross
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We will never forget
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I see this more as "you smell that? I saved it just for you. "
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Our child says "K Pop D 100s"
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I would like a normal day No new political stunts No environmental disasters No mass murders No explosions But those are normal now So what do I want?
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Nobody @dalareyn.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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