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Dakota Schmidt

@dakotaschmidt.bsky.social
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Diablo Rojos scout. Retired writer. Contact: dakotaschmidt34@gmail.com. DM's open. Forever the G League king.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know violence is never the answer but what if it's a Republican political canvasser that wakes you up from a nap?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched Mike Tomlin's Minecraft video. really convinced that he was actually born to be a city planner but just stumbled into being a Hall of Fame NFL head coach.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sebastian Berhalter with the USMNT = Patty Mills with the Australian National Team.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tom Holland is the best live action Spider-Man and I don't even think it's really close.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cavan definitely has that dawg in him in the way that not a lot of the guys on the USMNT has.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think kid might have the goods. Also Neil Pierre is going to be a dawg too at CB.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Morning Spencer! www.tiktok.com/@immortaltat...
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The best Surprise entrant for @SouthernHonorWrestling RumbleJack EVER!!! Big Man Tater, it's time, it's time...it's TATER TIME!!! #tiktokgochallenge
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hear me out..
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Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
ALT: Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hi from me and my son.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey David, do you know about surging Brewers prospect Ricki Moneys?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't think any Rockies pitcher has ever been considered a prized possession.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gotta show up to the game like.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brewers trade deadline strategy
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
God he's such a whiny bitch.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Weird someone widely known as AC can't keep it cool.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Would you rather see cat?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Seeing this as a Brewers fan desperate for our team to just go to a World Series in my lifetime just makes me sad.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What kind of name is wolfgang?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is definitely a question that I need some of the finest minds to answer. @edsbs.bsky.social
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Watching a modern Simpsons episode and a new King of the Hill is night and day. A lot of the voice actors in KotH still got it and them aging the characters add a bunch of new plot ideas that aren't available for the Simpsons
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love the basis for each league's trade deadline is that all teams are procrastinating until the last minute to do important work.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You can take the man out of Wisconsin but you can't take the Wisconsin out of the man.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just off this clip alone, its clear that Neil has made it his mission to get revenge on Tim Ream getting dunked on by Belgium.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel like Bruce Lee would be a good shout too as he is recognized as one of the fathers of mixed martial arts.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I mean, you'd probably add Ali, MJ and hell even Bruce Lee.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Don't mess with me and the homie.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hunter was more respectable when he was doing crack.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Damn, bro should've focused his attention on Swimmaxxing
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
IF US Soccer was smart they would partner with a bunch of YMCA's across the country to set up futsal. Make that shit like pickleball but for kids.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Also, its tough when you look up soccer in your local area and see how much parents have to pay to register kids for academies and competitive leagues.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The USMNT and USWNT are both groups of folks of different backgrounds and ethnicities that are working as a collective unit for a shared goal. There is tremendous beauty in that and represents the America that I want.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Croatia has the coolest sporting Luka of them all.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Because most people understand that Folarin Balogun, Weston McKennie, and Malik Tillman are not extensions of the current administration.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
PUT MALIK TILLMAN ON MOUNT RUSHMORE
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Imagine this team with prime Tim Howard in goal.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I will fight whichever Bosnian hurt my boy Tyler Adams.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Disappointed that this man isn't featured in any ads during World Cup hydration breaks.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I got bucket after bucket with Anthony Morrow back on one of the NBA 2K's.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Obviously to stay away from his pham..
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sure you can fit in the carry on spot on Giannis plane.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Technically its true because all but five presidents are dead and dead people probably won't be too good at IQ tests.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Canada: Soccer powerhouse?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
RIP to the brain cells you lost after seeing his posts.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Brandon Sprout is a great pitcher when he has no pressure. Complete 180 when he does. I think he might need to spend some time with a sports psychologist.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It was nice of FIFA to allow a middle-aged man to take a gentle stroll through the grass during the middle of a World Cup game.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The DRC have been giving it their all while Ronaldo is having a casual 90 stroll.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi is no Brek Shea but I suppose he's been fine
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You are a beautiful man Garrett Mitchell.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I just want to see some Europeans take a trip to Menards, a place where you can get a bathtub, garden supplies, and some frozen pizzas.
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