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Dakota Schmidt

@dakotaschmidt.bsky.social
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Diablo Rojos scout. Retired writer. Contact: dakotaschmidt34@gmail.com. DM's open. Forever the G League king.

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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched Mike Tomlin's Minecraft video. really convinced that he was actually born to be a city planner but just stumbled into being a Hall of Fame NFL head coach.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sebastian Berhalter with the USMNT = Patty Mills with the Australian National Team.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tom Holland is the best live action Spider-Man and I don't even think it's really close.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cavan definitely has that dawg in him in the way that not a lot of the guys on the USMNT has.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hear me out..
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Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
ALT: Thierry Henry's Iconic Smirk
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hi from me and my son.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't think any Rockies pitcher has ever been considered a prized possession.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brewers trade deadline strategy
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
God he's such a whiny bitch.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is definitely a question that I need some of the finest minds to answer. @edsbs.bsky.social
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love the basis for each league's trade deadline is that all teams are procrastinating until the last minute to do important work.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You can take the man out of Wisconsin but you can't take the Wisconsin out of the man.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just off this clip alone, its clear that Neil has made it his mission to get revenge on Tim Ream getting dunked on by Belgium.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Don't mess with me and the homie.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hunter was more respectable when he was doing crack.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Damn, bro should've focused his attention on Swimmaxxing
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Because most people understand that Folarin Balogun, Weston McKennie, and Malik Tillman are not extensions of the current administration.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
PUT MALIK TILLMAN ON MOUNT RUSHMORE
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I will fight whichever Bosnian hurt my boy Tyler Adams.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Disappointed that this man isn't featured in any ads during World Cup hydration breaks.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Canada: Soccer powerhouse?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Brandon Sprout is a great pitcher when he has no pressure. Complete 180 when he does. I think he might need to spend some time with a sports psychologist.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The DRC have been giving it their all while Ronaldo is having a casual 90 stroll.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi is no Brek Shea but I suppose he's been fine
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You are a beautiful man Garrett Mitchell.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Spending every day with Alexi Llalas should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is hilarious for two reasons. 1. A far edgier show in Always Sunny in Philadelphia is STILL on the air. 2. A circle is edgier than The Office.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Was thinking about buying a USMNT after being hyped over their domination of Paraguay but their home kit looks like something from Where's Waldo.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Tremendous performance today from Kyle Harrison in the Brewers win over the Phillies.
Current Brewers pitcher Kyle Harrison wearing a pride bucket hat back when he was with the Giants
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My cat is looking at me like I'm weird for booing whenever Alexi Lalas pops up on TV. If you only knew, dude. If you only knew.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The best pitcher in baseball is a lanky 6'7 boi that was probably looking at Pokemon cards before and after throwing 105 MPH.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If he wasn't able to throw 104 MPH fastballs, Jacob Misiorowski probably would've been a solid soccer goalkeeper
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
That Paraguay sub looked like Pablo Prigioni.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Its beautiful that Miz had one of the best performances in baseball history on Pride Night. Shout out to the Miz. Shout out to the Brewers. And special shout out to Wisconsin's LGBTQ folks.
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No hyperbole: Jacob Misiorowski had one of the best pitching performances of all time tonight against the Phillies 9 innings 1 hit 0 runs 15 strikeouts 0 walks 95 pitches (74 strikes)
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Would y'all eat? @mikegolicjr.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'd like to work for the DNC but have my only job be to recruit candidates that will win the yearly congressional baseball game
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I like the Brewers chances if they score one run per inning.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ladies and gents, it is STORMING in Wisconsin right now.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Preparing myself to see Jesus Made sign an extension that is close to what Yelich got years back.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Its never been the same since they blew up the Chicken Man and then his house too.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
As is American tradition, very evil is more powerful than very nice.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Barry Bonds might have actually hit the moon with a homer if he was playing at the Vegas minor league park.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
McAfee to MSG when he found out that Trump was going.
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Classic Sonic The Hedgehog: High-Speed Run
ALT: Classic Sonic The Hedgehog: High-Speed Run
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If you saw someone that you haven't seen since you graduated from high school, do you think you'd be able to recognize them?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Anyone have any advice for someone anxious about going to the dentist but know that they have to?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why is it called a friendly if the teams don't share a smooch?
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This wouldn't happen if they were publicly owned like the Packers. Just saying.
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Dakota Schmidt @dakotaschmidt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bip1...
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The Simpsons - He's doped up or dying or something
YouTube video by Funny Simpsons Clips
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