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Author Dakota Cassidy

@dakotacassidy.bsky.social
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USA Today Bestselling author of funny paranormal/romance & funny cozy mysteries. Obssessive list maker. Lover of empowered women, women's rights, human rights, books, animals, lobster and throw pillows. Oh, and Barry Manilow. :)

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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've been gone a long time, but here's a cute kitten picture for my entry. This is my Toonses (name's from an SNL skit. IYKYK). :)
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rocio @rocio63.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Can you repost too, Dakota? @dakotacassidy.bsky.social
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Whitney screwed herself with that episode of Mormon Wives. Sometimes it's better not to say the quiet part out loud. Especially if it means garnering votes for popularity. I despised her on the show, but she really was the best dancer. #DWTS
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
In a distant second for me tonight was the Influencer. Her name escapes me, but her Maleficent was well done. Mostly tight and clean. #DWTS
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Say what you will, and I've said plenty about her because she was horrible on Mormon Wives, Whitney can dance. That was epic. Mark Ballas is a choreography king. Stunning. #DWTS
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Girl, consider yourself lucky. Nick showing his true colors is a blessing and will save you a divorce when he's spanking your pretend kids and telling them being gay is a fad. #LoveisBlind
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a white cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor and saying `` bye bye '' .
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"I'll be your Wish.com Zach Effron." Does #LoveisBlind not have mirrors, Nick?
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
How the first question out of their mouths isn't, "Who did you vote for in 2024?" remains a mystery. The political state of things is no longer an opinion, it's a matter of your moral compass.
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I don't care what anyone says, I hope Edmond and Kalybriah turn out to be decent people and really work. They're the only two that make me smile. #LoveisBlind
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Kacie's talk dirty to me speech is a desperate ploy to win a man w/her body and looks. I hope Patrick realizes she's an insecure mess whose well of validation will always be a bottomless pit. #LoveisBlind
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Patrick and Kacie's date just turned into Love is Porn. #LoveisBlind
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Kait and Nick are perfect for each other. Both teetering on the brink of the MAGA abyss, spanking their future kids as they preach being gay is a fad because their friend "Shanice" suggested it. My eyeballs hit the back of my head they rolled so hard. They deserve each other. #LoveisBlind
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

--George Wallace
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Mrs. Frazzled--

1911: Concept of autism emerges
1955: Tylenol hits store shelves
2025: RFK blames Tylenol/mothers for autism

Look at that timeline again.

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Autism rates has skyrocketed in RFK Jr's lifetime. I'm not saying he causes autism but what I'm saying is he causes as much autism as Tylenol does.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
RELEASE THE FILES.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Preach
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2025
De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It was a master class on how to shame the powerful.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2025
Gavin Newsom: "It was Hannity, all these guys -- 'Outraged! Offended! Disgusted!' Because we put a mirror up to Trump and the absurdity of what's going on in this country, the absurdity of Donald Trump, the absurdity of these networks playing into it"
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
1. Jimmy Kimmel: “The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke. He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS...
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Despise Whitney. Think she's an awful person. But can she dance? Hell, yes. #DWTS
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Was not expecting that from Mr. Irwin. Kicks and flicks? On point. Well done, Sir. #DWTS
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rocio @rocio63.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Still working on getting the summary and bio but here's the cover (I took the photo) and it's available for pre-order. @harttandsoul.bsky.social @holliejvoa.com @morgfair.bsky.social @dakotacassidy.bsky.social @lucymusiccat.bsky.social www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQ3DPRP...
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life sometimes gets in the way
Amazon.com: life sometimes gets in the way eBook : Blanco, Rocio: Kindle Store
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Dear people who made Invasion on Apple TV, did you forget we live in the day and age of the LIGHTBULB? I don't know if u were going for edgy and hip, but I just spent 6 hours of my life unable to see a damn thing in almost four of those six eps because it was so dark. Also, the army guy yells 2 much
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Keith Olbermann's Dogs @tomjumbogrumbo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Sweet puppy Taylor #252181 is just 1 year old. He should be enjoying his life being a cherished family member - instead he's facing the end for a simple curable cold. This gorgeous pup is located in Apple Valley CA and is in desperate need of a chance.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ted Lasso is coming back! Apple TV+ confirms the show will have a fourth season. Yay!
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Slava Bonkus #ElonSucksSoHard @bonkski.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Okay, that's why SNL is trending!🤩 Mike Myers appeared as chainsaw President Musk!🤣 Also wore a 'Canada is not for sale!" t-shirt!🇨🇦 Gonna check it out now, leave me some replies how and what you liked!✌️ #SNL #MikeMyers #PresidentMusk
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Gen X forever. :)
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This is Tammy Faye Barker, how may I help you? <3
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This--
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
nom-nom :)
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Much needed levity. :)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
👇🏽🎯
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Keith Olbermann's Dogs @tomjumbogrumbo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
At 12 YEARS OLD, Harry #A5667056 arrived in Baldwin Park CA as a stray on December 2. With just one social media post which generated no shares, this poor senior is completely invisible. He's already spent 6 weeks there, without assistance he won't leave alive.
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Keith Olbermann's Dogs @tomjumbogrumbo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Panda was rescued!
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Keith Olbermann's Dogs @tomjumbogrumbo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dogs to be killed. Thank you for your pledges.   Download our pledge app: apps.apple.com/us/app/shelt... Apple Valley DELISTED & TBK: Zorro $445 Lassie $1035 Courage $276 Cliff $231 Shawn & Brian $295 Lucy & Judge $350 Josiah & Ozzie $1584
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‎Introducing Keith Olbermann's Shelter Dogs app – your dedicated platform for supporting shelter dogs! Take charge of your pledges, track the dogs you're supporting, and stay updated with their latest...
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
:)
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year's Eve, BlueSky! Had an early dinner at Morton's, now we're in for the night to ring in the new year from the couch :) Stay safe, if you're going out!
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Gorgeous people of Blue Sky, if you celebrate, did you have a good day? What did Santa bring you? I got a trip to Italy! A place I've dreamed of visiting since I was a kid, and I'm no kid now. Believe that. LOL!
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, Blue Sky folk!
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She Bitch @shebitch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
🎄🆘URGENT🆘🎄 MAX is a 1 year old, gentle, cat and dog, friendly labrador retriever, pending euthanasia out of Carson animal shelter in Los Angeles. He’s a volunteer favorite! 🥰 Need pledges to attract rescue, adopter, foster. 👍Housebroken 👍Good with dogs & cats 👍Knows commands share/pledge/foster🙏🏼
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Author Dakota Cassidy @dakotacassidy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Question? How many crown princes of Dubai do you suppose there are? Because I've got like 20 of 'em following me. LOLLOL!
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CBlueDreams @cbluedreams.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
CA doggo in need.
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