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Manny Phesto

@dakall.bsky.social
1.3K followers 2.1K following 2.7K posts

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Foofoo Fighters
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Postmenopause Malone
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Francine goes to Hollywood
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I thought for sure you'd get moor pay.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Update a band or song: Escalator to Heaven
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Parents to kids: Don't vape. It's bad for you. Also parents to kids: Here you go, enjoy this e-scooter. It goes 35 mph.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dolly Parton wrote "Jolene" & "I Will Always Love" on the same day. Big deal. One day I wrote two skeets that got 3 likes each.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't steal what I don't post!
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Genius Think Meme: Man Tapping Head
ALT: Genius Think Meme: Man Tapping Head
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
vs. Kramer
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
More like God's little re-gift
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Everyone Poops Themselves
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Ancient Chinese secret"
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I need to get a new placebo dealer
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The con-artist formerly known as Nigerian Prince.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Make a movie into porn: All That Jizz
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Assistant to the Hamburger Helper
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Say a few words from an old commercial that some of us will remember: It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Don't judge me, your honor.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book Green Eggs and Spam
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Does the winning horse ever thank his Lord and Savior?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Take the wrong lesson from a movie: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: don't make friends with anyone who looks different than you
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I have found the clit
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Soylent Green Eggs and Ham
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Called what his butthole?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sounds exhausting
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
NBD. My jokes put me to sleep.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
How much wood could a wood-tick tick?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Waiter, there's a hair in my cake.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I am the MOAT Meh-est of all time
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Add a food to a movie title Dial "M" for Mayonnaise
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Add a food to a movie title The French Toast Connection
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Add a food to a movie name Full Metal Brisket
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Maybe they'll discover that the moon is flat too.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oink and doink
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Mash up bands Three Dog Night Ranger
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Slept in my Dire Straits tee shirt and woke up twistin' by the pool
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
All you can eat and see
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
There's something strange about this AI photo, but I can't quite put my sixth finger on it.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Do I have to really like them or just pretend that I do?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I hope it's a plastic bucket
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I'm looking forward to the price of gas coming down 1200%
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This fortune teller seems rather large for a medium.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Flowers are plant orgasms
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My dyslexic buddies are taking me to play taser lag.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I always thought they met on the potato dating app, Mashr.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My bracket is as obliterated as Iran's nuclear program.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Depeche à la Mode
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Candy porn
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's right there in her name: dAIsy
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Great, NOW who's going to chain all these Alices?
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