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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 28/02/2026
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 19/02/2026
SUCK IT CANADA! (I'm kidding, I love you guys!) #hockey #usavcan #womenshockey #olympics
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 19/02/2026
Canada, I love you. but for the next couple hours: DIE DIE DIE DIE! #olympics #hockey #womenshockey #usavscanada
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 05/02/2026
if you ever lose access to the bash reference manual, it's included on the DOJ's website as part of the Epstein Files. I found 2 redactions. 1. interactive_com is redacted, as part of: "An interactive shell without the interactive_com- ments option enabled does not allow comments. "
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 11/01/2026
SEE?!?!?
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 11/01/2026
Don't discount The Packers amazing ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 20/11/2025
Important take-aways from the NTSB assessment of the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster - NEVER LABEL THINGS. it's dangerous.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 20/10/2025
There was an AWS Outage today that took down a bunch of major websites/applications, including Signal. How the hell was Pete Hegseth supposed to inform his Generals about the Secret War Plans against obesity and facial hair?
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 20/10/2025
Bare Metal FTW. While it doesn't mean fewer outages, At least I can do something about them when they do happen. #AWSOutage #TheCloudIsJustSomeoneElsesComputer
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 06/10/2025
Ow, my brain has broken. a devops manager just said "We need to move away from hostnames and use DNS"
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 08/07/2025
Welcome back from vacation. Please stand in front of this firehose while we turn it on.
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a man is kissing a little girl in front of a clubhouse sign
Alt: a man is kissing a little girl in front of a clubhouse sign
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 08/07/2025
Welp, I broke my coffee maker. I guess I'll go die now. Goodbye cruel world.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 17/06/2025
If you have to pay your doctor for a prostate exam, is it technically prostate-tution?
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 15/06/2025
The Keystone Cops are real!
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 19/05/2025
ChatGPT is fucking useless.
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Dave Feit @feitcanwrite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
When the midwestern pope slaps his knee and says "Welp, I probably should go" it means there is still another hour of mass left to go.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 23/04/2025
Even the Ferrengi aren't this dumb. #StarTrek #Tarriffs #economy
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 21/04/2025
Good job, JD Vance, You fucking killed him.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 09/04/2025
Hey, can someone convince Trump to invest in nuclear power instead of coal? Maybe point out that Europe seems to be adverse to it, that might get him interested.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 02/04/2025
Attribution: J J Sedelmaier - a UW grad, Animator, author and film director/producer, known for co-creating the "Saturday TV Funhouse" segment—including The Ambiguously Gay Duo and The X-Presidents—on Saturday Night Live and over 500 other TV & advertising projects. #Wisconsin #Crawford
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 02/04/2025
From a post about #Crawford winning the #WisconsinSupremeCourt #Election Guess who dirty deleted the entire thread seconds after I made the final post? #Wisconsin
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 02/04/2025
Once again, I'm proud of us, #wisconsin. We understood the assignment. Mostly.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 31/03/2025
I Bet JD Vance would be upset if he got asked to autograph this picture. Especially by mail. The White House Office of the Vice President 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. Washington, DC 20500
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 01/02/2025
Indiana Jones (Jr and Sr), Captain America, Rory Williams (Dr Who), Hellboy, and honorable mention: The Blues Brothers It's OK to punch NopeOceans
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Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"All hail, her most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Kronos, Regina Andor, All Hail Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius." (Still a better choice than Donald Trump.) 🖖 #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #Section31
Michele Yeoh as the mirror universe version of her character Philippa Georgiou
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 24/01/2025
Random #paleontology question: did dinosaurs migrate like some birds do?
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 22/12/2024
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 09/12/2024
Joe Rogan is the Dane Cook of comedy.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 05/12/2024
I hate Java. But I love this song. The best comedy power metal band from Italy strikes again with another banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8... #Powermetal #Comedy #Nanowarofsteel
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NANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java (Source Code Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 01/12/2024
A conversation between my wife and me earlier today. #cybertruck
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Matt Wardman @mattwardman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Attorney General Matt Gaetz has brought down his first and last sex criminal, Attorney General Matt Gaetz. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... (Enjoying the headlines: Matt Gaetz Withdraws....)
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Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump's nominee for attorney general
Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump's nominee for attorney general
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 21/11/2024
In an administraiton full of garbage humans, it's good to know there's an actual line that's drawn where one can be "too garbage" That line really should be backed way the fuck up, though. Gaetz should NOT be "just over the line"
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 19/11/2024
Trump says "No taxes on overtime!" What he means is "no one will get paid for overtime" rilawyersweekly.com/blog/2024/11...
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Judge blocks Biden administration’s rule to expand overtime pay for millions
A federal judge in Texas has blocked a new rule from the Biden administration that would have expanded access to overtime pay to millions more salaried workers across the U.S. U.S. District Judge Sean...
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 16/11/2024
Jake Paul today www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_... #PaulvsTyson
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DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson ft. Mike Tyson, Don King
YouTube video by DJJazzyJeffVEVO
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 15/11/2024
@chrisboden.bsky.social is here. That's pretty cool.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 12/11/2024
I'd love to see a poll, or a study on people's mental states since November 5th. Left-leaning people who tend to be optimistic vs those that tend to be pessimistic. From my bubble, the optimistic persons seem to be FAR more upset/depressed about the election than pessimists.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 25/10/2024
I bought postbox years ago, and have used it daily. While there were a few things that annoyed me, It was a great e-mail client. I'm incredibly frustrated that now I have to shell yearly, or a whole mess of money for a "lifetime" license for a new e-mail client.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 24/10/2024
when did @theonion.com stop doing satire? www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfvt...
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus
YouTube video by The Onion
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 22/10/2024
My #birb of the day is ADORABLE! #naturalists #birds #wildlife merlinbirds.org/species/buff...
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Here's my Bird of the Day - Bufflehead
Merlin Bird ID is a free app that helps you find more birds.
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
bad photoshopped cyber truck with headlights on approaching the titanic wreck. Large meme type at the top says DRIVE YOUR CYBERTRUCK TO THE TITANIC.
This is followed by scattered smaller captions saying:
It will work
Cybertruck is also a boat
great for engagement
Women will like you
maybe there's gold
You can use AI
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 22/04/2024
Don't forget, Kids! CentOS 7 stops receiving all updates in 69 days! #centos #rhel #redhat #nice
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 17/02/2024
Had a little time to play radio today! 142 QSOs with FT8 & FT4! log.kd9qhq.com/index.php/vi... #hamradio #FT8 #FT4 #DX
A black/grey map of the earth with red dots marking QSO contacts.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/12/2023
david david tennant landlord
david tennant with a sweet lil smile as the doctor from dr whodavid tennant looking menacing in his role as Kilgrave (derogatory)
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 25/12/2023
I hope everyone got new clothes for Christmas! I hear the Yulecat is ravenous this year.
Yulecat devouring those who did not receive new clothes for Christmas
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 30/11/2023
That took waaaaaay too long, but finally our long national nightmare is over.
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DaiTengu @daitengu.com · 16/11/2023
Is this the place where I ask for Bluesky invites?
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