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Daisy Maelstrom

@daisymaelstrom.bsky.social
6.1K followers 8.7K following 1K posts

Dr. Phil called me psychopath. Performer and activist. They/It.

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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Supreme Court just ruled 5-4 that the constitution is constitutional. We're so cooked.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I will *never* believe only 13 service members were killed at the beginning of the Iran conflict and then zero since then. It is beyond fantasy that everyone was able to escape every missle or drone strike then or since then and I'm genuinely disappointed in anyone still quoting that statistic.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I saw a take recently that more online leftists would rather cosplay Javert from Les Mis than actually do anything that helps people, and I don't think it's far off.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My favorite part of cleaning the sink is when I get to jerk off the faucet
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just almost got hit by a car. That's what I get for crossing at the crosswalk with the light for once.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The of times I have to look up how to spell it is completely unecesary
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I keep forgetting that I should be blocking people instead of arguing with them. There's a bunch of Feds on here that just want us to fight with each other
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fellow White folks, if you're ever wondering when you're supposed to clap to the music, just do the opposite of the rest of the White people
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
One of my mutuals quoted me in the Tiktok comment section.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I don't post on here because y'all ignore the things that get hundreds to thousands of hits on other platforms. I'm @daisymaelstrom everywhere
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/04/2026
He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm just going to say it: REAL leftists get off their ass to help someone instead of pointing fingers at other people for not protesting correctly.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The cutie sitting next to me at the bar just noticed I was looking at dinosaur memes on my phone. I am overstimulated.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm taking another conflict resolution class. I'm going to weaponize this to win so many arguments in the future, y'all don't even know
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Most of my friends are BIPOC women these days. I have never felt a greater sense of community.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm at the opening showcase for the 10th annual PNW Black Comedy Festival. Three of my friends from the hometown are on stage tonight. It's been a great show!
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I'm anti-war, but I still think any country that refuses to take care of their veterans is automatically a shitty country. If you can't afford to take care of them for the rest of their lives, you can't afford wars.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fall in love? You mean grossly adjusting my amigdala to feel anxious when they aren't near and screwing with my already busted dopamine levels? Sure, sounds fun.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
All Scorpios are into feet 👎
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
*flirting* what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I'm sorry it's Valentines Day to everyone who feels trapped in an abusive relationship. 98% of you are preparing to have a terrible day, and I see you trying to do the best you can to get through it
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Am I depressed, or have I just been trapped inside a corrupt and failing empire run by pedophiles and speed running our entire species towards climate change extinction?
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's not fatphobic to recognize/mourn how differently people treat you when you're fat.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'm a huge fan of the genre of insults towards men that are just descriptions of what happens to most men as they age. Receding hairline? Dick don't work? LAUGH AT THIS MAN FOR HAVING A NORMAL BODY REACTING TO THE PASSING OF TIME!
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
You're allowed to choose partners/friends based upon their mental and physical health, but then you never get to complain when people are prejudiced against you for the same reasons during the rest of your life.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
ACAB includes your ring camera.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Carrying my lightsaber on the bus downtown towards the fire ceremony for the opening night of the festival of lights in Portland has me feeling all sorts of ways.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's f*cked that we live in the timeline where every end-of-the-world scenario are manifesting in the real world simultaneously. What do you mean we get climate change, Skynet, Cyberpunk, and fascism during the same generation? This is some real nonsense.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A random guy on the sidewalk just gave me a thumbs up after watching me parallel park on the first try so now my depression is cured for at least two hours
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Maybe it's the shock comic in me, but I think suicide is funny when ICE agents do it. You're right, you ARE undeserving of love and forgiveness 😆
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/01/2026
Can't believe I have to say this but climate change is responsible for extreme cold snaps.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It seems like every other month on social media brings new discourse where people shame women for something that I thought most of us found nearly irresistible. Do straight men even like women?
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
How many people does ICE have to hurt before it's community self-defense to erase them from the server on sight?
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If the government ever murders me, please remind everyone that the only gang I belong to is the one that bangs your mom
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If you're not sleeping with me, you are sleeping against me.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don't think we're mad enough about all the Black men who keep getting lynched and then having it recorded as a self-termination.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is not complicated. The United States does not have the authority, moral or otherwise, to police and invade other countries. Full stop.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I have long ago lost track of the number of war crimes I have personally witnessed our presidents commit in my lifetime, but this one still managed to genuinely shock me. We invaded a foreign country, specifically for the profit of Exon, murdering civilians, and kidnapping their leader and spouse.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
My annual resolution is to not make resolutions. That way I can fail immediately and not have to think about it again until next year.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/01/2026
Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I'm 5'11", but I tell strangers at parties I'm 5'9" to make men lying about being taller uncomfortable.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
One of my favorite hobbies as a tallish bald person is pointing out to men their receding hairline.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm not actually feeling better - I just don't talk about it anymore.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I do not believe people's deaths mean more because they are famous. Every loss is a tragedy if you're close enough to it.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I have two wolves inside me. One of them is a girl who is a boy, and the other one is a boy who is a girl.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I just accepted the lead worker role for my position at my library branch. Just in time for my one year anniversary at the library!
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I'm about to read of a proclamation in front of the county commissioners about the Trans Day of Remembrance.
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Daisy Maelstrom @daisymaelstrom.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I've learned more from the Black Panthers than any White leftist organization in history.
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