Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comCrank High Voltage: Chev Chelios' Intense SceneALT: Crank High Voltage: Chev Chelios' Intense Scene 070
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He would vote for Harris if CA was swingy at all. People upset would be better off directing energy toward the problem that 10% (60?) of this country's citizens' votes do not ever count in any meaningful way. It's extremely demotivating! Makes you look for ways to make your vote mean anything at all 071
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What would Hobbit rumspringa be, even? Going to Bree and drinking pints? More than 2 hours between meals? 100
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fine, I will marry Gronk and get him a membership. All I ask is a reasonable pre-nup and a never-before-heard story about Brady, Belichick, and/or Kraft being a total weirdo. 010
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The word "shibboleth" gets misused a lot, but this right here is a prime example. Leaving the Dennis Miller Ratio so far behind you need a telescope to see it. A+ 011
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Had an anesthesiologist ask everyone in the room - including me - what surgery they thought they were there for and only put me under after we all agreed. 080
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Did it end with a boy's choir singing "Gigantic" by The Pixies? 010
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You haven't seen all 8 episodes of 1996 twisted psychological thriller "Profit" starring Adrian Pasdar, stop lying to the people 110
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Giant Spiders" by Devin Davis "Waiting on the Stairs" by Pela (maybe needed to be experienced live) "Tones of Home" by Blind Melon 110
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Do there have to be sides? (signed, A Bay Area native who lived in DC for 6 years) 010
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Probably true, but the outrageous difficulty of going pro doesn't stop parents from paying huge sums to personal coaches, elite camps, and travel teams. Sign your kids up for Dailey's Southpaw camp this summer, only $25k for 5 days 000
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why isn't there a grift industry to teach kids to throw lefty? Hit 90 with your left arm and you'll get a scholarship somewhere. Probably a paycheck for a year or two. 110
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Something I heard just last night from a somewhat politically disengaged person: "This billionaire tax seems pretty stupid, but I think maybe I have to vote for it just to give them a little scare. Need to keep these guys in their place." If we could bottle and aerosolize that, we'd be fine. 21583
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If Trump's not in the race JEB! cruises all the way to the White House, unfortunately. What really bakes my noodle is how the 2020 Dem primary might have played out in that world. 010
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Weird dude with cultish following builds secretive compound in Texas to house his devoted harem?static.klipy.comJanet Reno Impersonation Punching Through WallALT: Janet Reno Impersonation Punching Through Wall 1240
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don't put that evil on the fine people of Good California. He was normal until he hooked up with San Bernardino succubus Shailene Woodley 000
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How many Whoppers Junior would you have with your High Lives? 1100
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Similar to actual immigration policy and a few other things, this is a description of what a majority of voters think is already the system and they won't believe you if you explain how easy it is to sell random chemicals over the counter with no scientific testing. A kind of reverse-Glonzo. 1313
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kickoff time for all future Penn State home games will be when the big hand touches the little hand 000
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is a good joke, but also now I have my answer for what my job will be after the singularity creates infinite abundance. Sitting on the supreme court of posts would be awesome. My robe would have flames on the sleeves and I'd make everyone call me Justice Pu$$y Eater. 000
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 01/09/20262012 Kentucky will be the winner and 2018 Villanova will be 2nd, which is funny because conventional wisdom heading into that tourney was there were no great teams and it was wide open 000
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I went to a couple of 90's weddings with a toss, but maybe that was because it was already in movies. What I've never seen is "If anyone knows any reason these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." 020
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think they were more concerned with emphasized syllable rather than the precise vowel sound (which will be heavily regional accent inflected). Lots of people out there saying "eh-pee-tome" 020
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The team changes and it's better for most when it grows, not shrinks. Occurred to me looking at that Cofnas freak: If he got the racial purge he wanted, 24hrs later a bunch of Zack Morris lookin' dudes would decide "These pasty Pillsbury dough-people are polluting our genome, they gotta go now" 010
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Interesting, any other insights you'd care to give us from your glass house? 050
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have been seeing this in many different places recently and am convinced that the people MOST prepared for what politics actually is now have experience posting on a college sports message board in their past. It's the same fights and the same tactics. It's all just sports now. 151
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wild theory that I don't really believe is they're using extreme measures to keep him going through the midterms, after which, one way or another, welcome President Vance 010
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Data point in "politics is just sports now" - this is exactly like when the Raiders hired Josh McDaniels or the Orioles brought in Buck Showalter. Flailing organization has no idea what to do or what talent looks like, so brings in old, proven failure because they have a recognizable name. 170
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It is an ancient menace. You will find it chiseled into stone. Glonzo Glonzabam Glonzabo Glonzas Glonzabas Glonzabis Glonzat Glonzabat Glonzabit Glonzamus Glonzabamus Glonzabimus Glonzatis Glonzabatis Glonzabitis Glonzant Glonzabant Glonzabunt 0121
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Katie Ledecky's 1500 meter world record finally beaten by Seawolf class nuclear submarine 1111
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/08/202618 months ago I'd never heard this guy's name and it seems like he has absolutely nothing interesting to say, any ideas worth taking the time to thoughtfully rebut, or any sway with actually powerful people so why can't we all just ignore him until he joins UATX? (See also Yggy, Tommy Chatroom, &c) 150
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You've got the #1 pick in a deadpool-type contest for who wins a Super Bowl first among Falcons - Cards - Lions - Browns - Titans - Jags, who you taking? 100
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Personally, I attribute it all to the massive "Empire Records" heat they were getting. We were all gaga for "Empire Records" back then. 040
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well, yeah, the guy with all the talent got spooked by impending success and succumbed to his demons 290
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Hell yeah! It's Diamondbacks, isn't it? Yeah, probably Diamondbacks. 000
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comDaddy Would You Like Some SausageALT: Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage 000
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026AI is Linux and a bunch of people have their net worth tied up in it being the iPhone 060
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026All of these dongs having "Acquisitions" misspelled on their cards is such a great touch. There should be an Oscar category for that sort of thing. 020
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The last couple weeks have been the hottest stretch of weather we've had all year. This is T-shirt weather, baby 000
Reposted by DaileyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Kinda feeling grizzled Hoobastank 15872
Dailey @dailey247.bsky.social · 19/08/202635 or 25? I can't tell by looking at the Mar-a-Lago face 130
