dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 12hMy fam has an annual Olympics and my team won Grandma’s Cookie Jar in 2025 🍪🏆 Who’s gonna win 2026??? 🍊 Team Orange Crush!!! 🍊 The smack talk in the fam text thread has already started out strong. If Crush wins, I’ll update this post to brag. If not, this will obvs disappear 😜 001
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026good news: Rubber plant saved from my sister’s place where it faced near extinction bad news: Rubber plant won’t stop growing and now it’s getting too big to live on the fireplace mantle away from the cat What to do 🤔 001
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reading a book about a sassy cat, while sitting on my patio with a catio, while my cat looks for squirrels. Wearing old man slippers and ugly-patterned pj pants that a friend gave me a decade ago. JD Vance would so hate me if he knew me. 030
Reposted by dagnamitIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite. 23663555
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“What matters is not that I love him, but that I love no one else. That’s love to him.” “Children of Paradise” (🎥 Marcel Carné, 1945) Jean-Louis Barrault, a French actor and mime (who trained under mime master Étienne Decroux) as Baptiste is beautiful 🇫🇷🎭 #film #criterion youtu.be/bmbVA18XRIk?...youtu.beThree Reasons: Children of ParadiseYouTube video by CRITERION 011
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Maybe most things in life have gotten worse in the last decade, but I find a glimmer of hope in that we have more adult babies being duct-taped to their airplane seats. 020
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Two sibs, a best friend, and his husband all at one mahjong table for the first time. “Oh YOU’RE the sister!” “Oh YOU’RE the Florida friends!” board-swiping incidents: 1 peanut m&ms: 1 jumbo bag dad jokes, gay jokes: many 021
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My besties mom never remembers my name, but I’m invited over for ribs at their house tomorrow. We’ve decided I’m going to go by “Krista” all evening to see if she notices. Maybe my sense of humor is also why she never remembers me. 🤔 110
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’ve had a rather hellish week for reasons that don’t fit into a BSky character limit, but tomorrow’s plans to eat ribs and then go play Mahjong with friends & fam is enough to get through. complaint I’ll share: being in an insurance battle leaving my AC unfixed and my home a toasty 88F 🥵🔥🥵🔥 000
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Buddy (🎥 Casper Kelly) was so much fun and horror. Best to go into it without knowing much and enjoy the ride. #film #horror #comedy youtu.be/O1fNEHX9tSM?...youtu.beBUDDY Official Trailer (2026)YouTube video by ONE Media + 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Google and Apple maps renaming Lake Ontario because of an executive order is so spineless 😑 Mapquest app downloaded 240
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ok no one told me Scary Movie is not a scary movie. #film 210
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ok no one told me Steel Magnolias isn’t exactly a pick me up. #film 100
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Finally enjoying putting together my fancy birthday present from the nieces. Mini Brands Mini Masterpieces & a scented pie candle. #blessed 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Got to go boating at the Antioch chain o’lakes yesterday and came across the Antioch version of the Chicago Playpen #chicago #antioch 000
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Had the classic ol’ “I forgot to go to math class all school year and now I’m about to flunk out” dream. School trauma apparently lasts decades. 020
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Am I the only one concerned that we’re getting news about the Trump admin importing mystery meat that China and Europe rejected while also hearing that they’ve been rounding up wild horses and selling them overseas? Talking with my sibs on splitting the cost of a cow from a local butcher. #food 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Watched a film called Blue Heron and this song by Daniel Johnston rolled during the credits. It brought back a flood of memories of my 20’s and a visit to the Walker Art Museum in Minneapolis where I was first exposed to him. #music #art #film #danieljohnston music.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrya...music.youtube.comSome Things Last a Long TimeYouTube video by Daniel Johnston - Topic 130
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My pal’s grandma passed away this week and we’re finding comfort in the fact that she’s entering the great ever after with the absolute best incoming class. Grandma W, Dolly, and Tim. What a crew. 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Psst. Anyone posting partisan stuff about Dolly less than 24hrs after her passing is probably either a bot or someone who doesn’t know they’re reacting to a bot. It’s a good day to be kind and block. 020
Reposted by dagnamitGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.” 244358996
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton. Truly one of the most beautiful souls. We’ll always love you Dolly! 🥲💔 020
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Years ago I started calling Starbucks “Bucks of the Star” for no reason other than it sounds better to me, and I’ve noticed that my sister, bestie, and nieces all call it that now with no sense of irony. Bucks of the Star, feel free to reach out to me for rebrand consultation™️ 🧜♀️💵⭐️ #starbucks 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Went to a coffeeshop with my oldest niece so we could both work, and we ended up on a side quest to research how water entered ancient Earth & know which came first: rain or oceans. We both can confidently answer the water questions and both still have a lot of work to finish. #science #adhd 140
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Can we just admit that attempting to set a world record for “largest group Malört shot” is a marketing stunt, being as almost no one outside of Chicago drinks it and it only became trendy again in recent years. Guinness just making stuff up now 😆 #chicago #malört 110
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026People who say that taking GLP-1’s are cheating are the same people that aren’t actually happy for you when you’re genuinely happy in your life. Live your life how you want to & take your GLP-1, get your cosmetic surgery, wear your makeup…or don’t! Minding one’s business is ⭐️ and judging is 😴 110
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Pizza pit, kayaking, s’mores, and planning for the upcoming family Olympics competition happening 111
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026On a trail in a preserve I didn’t know existed until yesterday when my dad mentioned fishing here. Walked with a lady and her dog and chatted for a bit and she gave me the deets on drainage and ancient sand dunes. Current song: Sundown, Gordon Lightfoot 020
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026👎 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (Aaron Horvath & Michael Jelenic, 2026) 👍 We Are Pat (Rowan Haber, 2026) 👍 The Hawks and the Sparrows (Pier Paolo Pasolini, 1966) 👍 Two Prosecutors (Sergei Loznitsa, 2025) #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 091
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Celebrated the AC working too soon. The fan was running but the air wasn't cooling. Turns out the power surges during the storms “burned off the compressor terminal and blew out the entire refrigerant load”. C’est La Vie #powersurge #ac 000
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Walking early, listening to 90’s playlist Current song: Hunger Strike, Temple of the Dog 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Called my gay bestie who lives across the country and he talked me through buying and replacing a capacitor. Turned a $150-$200 repair into a $35 same-day fix. Yay GAYS 💪🏻 #gaypride #lesbiancard 140
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Uh ohhhh. Noticed the inside AC fan was working non-stop but it was still 77 degrees in here. Looked out the window and saw the outside fan going slow. Nooooo. It tripped the breaker twice. Tried calling three men in my family who live nearby and none of them knew how to fix it. 1/2 000
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Per a convo with @brentosland.bsky.social, dont be like this guy. There’s an implicit understanding that we’re all complicit by participating in society and it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to do better or be more aware. It ain’t the gotcha you think it is! #insufferable 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Watched Paprika (Satoshi Kon, 2006) with friends and we had to put on Love, Death & Robots afterward to cleanse the palate before I drove home #film #anime #movienight #filmsky youtu.be/O-QpfLV8dQw?...youtu.bePaprika (2006) ~ Parade SceneYouTube video by mimehtanelorn 120
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The best thing just happened. Opened my fridge and happened to look at the bottom of the butter compartment and realized that past me had stuck a full KitKat bar there several weeks ago. Yeeeessssssss. Thanks past me! 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Was up hiking at 7am and hoped I’d have the foggy trail to myself. Nope! Counted at least 20 other kindred souls up bright and early. Fair enough. I tried to be friendly but my mood was definitely a “two cups of coffee needed first” kind of morning. 030
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m outside studying on my patio at dusk and there’s football practice, a pickup basketball game, and cicadas all making lots of noise and somehow this is helping my mood. 020
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My parents have been married 55yrs and just unwittingly bought each the same anniversary card. 💗 020
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s D&D night and I’ve acquired provisions. #homecutdonuts #joliet #donuts 010
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Am I just an old curmudgeon now or is 7:30am still a bit too early for lawn mowing crews to start working? Related: How early does a girl gotta wake up to read quietly on her porch? 110
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026White Sox fans by and large seem to be pretty on board with the Castillo trade. But I’m curious if Rays fans think acquiring Peralta is a good thing. On paper, I’m thinking it’s a bit disappointing, but I dont follow the Mets nor Rays close enough to have a very informed take. #baseball #mlb 000
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Coherence”, 2013, directed by James Ward Byrkit. This was pretty amazing for being filmed in less than a week. Starts out a bit mumblecore-like, but it picks up and evolves into a solid wtf sci-fi dinner party. #movies #film youtu.be/sEceDz1Rodc?...youtu.beCOHERENCE - Official Theatrical Trailer (HD)-Oscilloscope LaboratoriesYouTube video by Oscilloscope Laboratories 000
dagnamit @dagnamit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Good morning. Relaxing with Ollie on the patio, reading a book, drinking the cawfee, thinking about my nieces at Lollapalooza and hoping the drizzle only adds to the vibe🧘🏻♀️ 000