Alt: Wash (Stegosaurus): Yes... yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land." Wash (Allosaurus): I think we should call it "Your Grave!" Wash (Stegosaurus): Ah! Oh, god! To the local internet—curses! "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" Wash (Allosaurus): Ha-ha-ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now... die!

Disabled Army Vet, and painfully average 50 year old Dad gamer. Playing RPGs, Action, 4X & FPS on PC with zero skill and maximum effort. Expect frequent fails, tons of laughs, and the occasional mirac...