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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone in this administration, EVERYONE, needs to think about this.
A drawing of a person holding a piece of paper that says, "The boots you lick will stomp you too." There's some anime stuff going on that I don't know anything about too, it's probably some known characters.
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Man, you guys were rookies. The drug bust at my school prompted this Newsweek cover (not my name or address on the tag). There's a followup article that gives a little info.
Newsweek Magazine cover from the mid 1980s, showing a staged photo of a kid sitting on stairs snorting cocaine off of a mirror. The headline is "Kids and Cocaine. An Epidemic Strikes Middle America"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yeah, I can think of one country that's completely screwed.
"We believe that this will be a limited outbreak if the public health measures are implemented and solidarity shown across all countries." - Dr. Abdirahman Mahamud, WHO director for alert and response operations
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The woman over my daughter's shoulder in her preschool "graduation" picture is one of the spies.
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
An image of the character "Peacemaker" in his shiny helmet saying, "I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This picture from AP is insane: "A shepherd boy walks away from an unexploded Iranian projectile that landed in an open field in the outskirts of Qamishli, eastern Syrea, Wednesday, March 4, 2026. (AP Photo/Baderkhan Ahmad)"
The photo is a boy (teen?) walking away from a missile that is partially embedded in the ground that appears to be at least 3-4 times his length. "A shepherd boy walks away from an unexploded Iranian projectile that landed in an open field in the outskirts of Qamishli, eastern Syrea, Wednesday, March 4, 2026. (AP Photo/Baderkhan Ahmad)"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is a therapist.
The image is the classic of Steve Buscemi dressed as a teen carrying a skateboard. The threads post says: 

"I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bullseye, Jesse Thorn asked him 'As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?'

And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied 'I'm carrying *two* skateboards.'

And you know what? He is."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Not original content, found on reddit.
Scene from "The Simpsons". Someone buying tickets (NVIDIA) says to the ticket window person (RAM producers) "Gimme all DDR5 DRAM you'll ever produce until 2028." Ram producer: "That'll be $9,500,000,000" NVIDIA: "I only got $10 on me can I pay the rest later?" RAM producer: "Sure" Homer (Consumers) walks up with his money in hand looking to buy, but finds a sold out sign. He looks so sad.
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A scene from the movie Civil War where an armed man in camo is pointing an assault rifle at a man, saying "Okay, you open your mouth and tell me where you're from."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well look what arrived! @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
A copy of “Our Long National Nightmare” with the inscription “Bill, witty inscriptions really are my worst thing! Tom Tomorrow”
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Meanwhile, we (the US) are the only ones who have ever actually taken advantage of Article 5.
Headline from BBC: "Trump questions whether Nato would 'rescue' US as Macron warns of shift to 'world without rules'"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hmm, why could I possibly be thinking of Rush's "Witch Hunt" now? A great song, more and more timely as this insanity goes on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Dw...
Lyrics from Rush's song "Witch Hunt": 
The righteous rise with burning eyes
Of hatred and ill-will
Madmen fed on fear and lies
To beat, and burn, and kill
They say there are strangers who threaten us
Our immigrants and infidels
They say there is strangeness too dangerous
In our theatres and bookstore shelves
Those who know what's best for us
Must rise and save us from ourselves
Quick to judge, quick to anger
Slow to understand
Ignorance and prejudice
And fear, walk hand in hand
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is now when we’re supposed to bring this up?
Post from Chanandler Bong: “When I start whining, can you guys just scream TRAUMA BONDS AREN’T LOVE, THEY JUST FEEL LIKE IT at me?”
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Mother's Milk (a character from the show/comics "The Boys") saying "If you don't draw the line somewhere, how the hell are you gonna know where you stand?"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
An image of the character "Mother's Milk" from "The Boys", with his quote, "If you don't draw the line somewhere, how the hell are you gonna know where you stand?"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My timeline seems to agree.
Post from Wil Wheaton saying "Maybe today. If not today, perhaps tomorrow" below a post from Chanandler Bong saying "It's my year" about a post from "alice!" that says "something lesbian will happen to you soon."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I read that in Dweezil's voice.
A screenshot from the movie The Running Man. Dweezil Zappa (wearing a red beret) is leading armed rebels into a TV production area, saying "Don't touch that dial."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Jesus H, couldn't he have picked something more suitable than a great Dom DeLuise character?
Dom DeLuise playing "Captain Chaos" from the movie Cannonball Run (or maybe Cannonball Run 2).
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(I'm pretty sure this is from The Onion)
The Onion article, titled "NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government." A photo of Wayne LaPierre is above the text "An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
A young girl in a kiddie seat on the back of a bicycle being pedaled by a grown man. He has plumber's butt right in her face. She looks off to the side, disgusted. The caption says, "Later that day Sally taught herself how to ride her own bike."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Peloton is REALLY bad about that when it comes to the British instructors. (he was saying "These 20 minutes are for you" here)
Sam Yo, a peloton instructor, was saying "These 20 minutes are for you" but the captions say "These toilets are for you"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A couple of days late.
A 2 frame cartoon
Frame 1: A bear in an apron is holding a platter of food. His friend a skunk says “Aw man, we’re having tofurkey? Why didn’t you cook a real turkey?” 
Frame 2: A turkey appears behind the bear, and the skunk says, “Oops, sorry Mike. Didn’t see you standing there.”
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I know what you mean.
Screenshot showing "47 followers"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr Oz
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park saying, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons telling a couple of his deputies (playing basketball) "that's nice work, boys."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
I've always liked this...
A picture of a stereotypical nerdy guy surrounded by nerdy hobbies. Text says "Look at this guy. At first, you think he's pathetic. But look closer. He's got a hobby he loves and finances to pay for it. He's got his shit together and lives his life exactly how he wants. Why don't you"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
[tweet from @Pandamoanimum 5 Feb 2015]
*image of cat peeking out from a laptop in lap* 
10yro son: Can I use your laptop to find a cat picture?
Me: Sure
Son: *typing* P-u-s-s-
Me: NOOOOOO!! *knocks laptop out of the window*
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid. (I saw this one twice in the theater, no joke, bless my mom's heart for sitting through it with me)
Poster of the movie Xanadu, Olivia Newton John is in roller skates all sparkly leaving a rainbow trail.
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
If you see this, post a bridge.
Floating guitar bridge on a blue guitar
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Quote from "Dumb and Dumber": "So you're telling me there's a chance"
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Kirk planned ahead with his stealth vehicle.
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Yeah I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
A picture of the three members of Spinal Tap, Nigel is holding a gold Les Paul.
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
That guy was a bit of an idiot, but I sure do love my signed print of the Star Trek time travel one! A classic!
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
The Wonders
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
We know why you really do it...
Indiana Jones saying, "Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory."
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
I'm not sure I want to click Show now.
BlueSky thinks the picture of his cat has nudity
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Bill G @dadonymous.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
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