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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them it’s gotta be just two Bud Lights. It must be painful to be this stupid.
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.” :) #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Ha ha #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Who's addicted and who's learning #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy. It turned out he was 0K. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me. It means a lot. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall 🧱? Dam! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
A Mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad. Bartender asks what's wrong. Mobius strip: Where do I even start? (Please repost if you liked it!) #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
What do you get when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
My boss really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick… Mostly because his name is Steve… #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
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Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
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