Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them it’s gotta be just two Bud Lights. It must be painful to be this stupid. 3513
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 07/06/2023“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.” :) #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 07810
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 02/06/2023Ha ha #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 320341
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2023Who's addicted and who's learning #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 14910
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2023I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 2416
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2023A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy. It turned out he was 0K. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 0301
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2023Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 1304
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2023Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me. It means a lot. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 0275
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2023What did the fish say when it swam into the wall 🧱? Dam! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 0151
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2023A Mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad. Bartender asks what's wrong. Mobius strip: Where do I even start? (Please repost if you liked it!) #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 04716
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2023What do you get when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 0267
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 21/05/2023What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 0243
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2023My boss really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick… Mostly because his name is Steve… #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 03210
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2023In Tokyo yesterday, I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. #joke #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 090
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2023After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I did it by like 2 inches! #funny #joke #jokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #humor 0161
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2023Al Pacino’s brother, Cap, is famous for his coffee. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 0214
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2023Our electricity company has just disconnected us. Now we are powerless to do anything about it. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 080
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2023Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny 0122
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 18/05/2023Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere! 😁 #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 070
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 18/05/2023A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." 😁 #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 0100
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 18/05/2023People can be so annoying. The other day someone was telling me I drink like a fish so I had to tuna them out. 🤣 #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 040
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 15/05/2023A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 0130
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 13/05/2023Just been for my prostate exam. Got the thumbs up. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 080
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 13/05/2023I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 040
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2023When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 020
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2023What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 030
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2023Met a really attractive sky diving instructor. I fell for him. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 060
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2023What do you call a sad latte? A depresso. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 082
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Jim sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 041
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2023What did the janitor shout when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 031
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2023I burned 2000 calories today. I left my cake in the oven for too long. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 080
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2023A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation… #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 061
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2023What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes (^▽^) 040
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2023I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 032
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2023To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you. I have contacts! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 082
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2023What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 032
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2023If Bill Gates eats American food and Gandhi ate only Indian food, what food does Usain Bolt eat? If Bill Gates eats American food and Gandhi ate only Indian food, what food does Usain Bolt eat? Fast Food #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 020
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2023I’ve been doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning. Nestle in the afternoon. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 064
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2023My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked for you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes. I’d hate for anything to happen to my dog. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 052
Dad Jokes @dadjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2023You dig, I dig, he digs, she digs, we dig, they dig. It's not a easy poem coz it's deep. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes 040