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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Mark @ferl67.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It’s from 1993, but it’s never been more relevant
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jasrand8 @jasrand8.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
why did #putinspumkinfaceddicktaster send ships with 4000 #american troops to #Venezuela after his meeting with #putin who started a war with #Chechnya so he could cancel #Russian elections & become leader 4 life & will B as long as #Russia is always at war. it seems 2 familiar. #BLUECREW #NOKINGS
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This country just might be lost if this is allowed to happen.
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Let's talk about Trump, Trans vets, and the Air Force....
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Republicans R Evil 👿 @republicansrevil.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
If a single person was responsible for allowing this to happen there would be jail time but since it's a corporation. Nothing will happen.
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Google Confirms Data Breach | Cord Cutters News
In a troubling development for Google, the tech giant confirmed late Tuesday that hackers breached one of its Salesforce database systems, compromising customer information. The breach, detailed in a ...
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Do Republicans need to wear the tan uniforms and goose step around in order for people to understand what's going on?? Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote - BBC News
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Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote - BBC News
The Democrats facing arrest have fled to block a vote that could sway the balance of power in Washington.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Conservatives bullish Supreme Court will further dismantle Voting Rights Act Do they have to actually point the gun at people to make them get the hint?
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GOP bullish on dismantling Voting Rights Act
Republicans are increasingly bullish they can whittle away at the Voting Rights Act (VRA) as Democrats renew a long-shot effort to broaden the landmark law that turns 60 next week.  The Suprem…
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Mark @ferl67.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"I'm not a perv, you're a perv."
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Chalk up another reason Microsoft is a nob outfit. Microsoft bans LibreOffice developer's account without warning, rejects appeal | Neowin
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Microsoft bans LibreOffice developer's account without warning, rejects appeal
A LibreOffice developer has shared his experience of having his Microsoft account banned, and how the company has been uncooperative in helping him recover it.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
EPA launches emission deregulation proposal from Indiana trucking facility • Indiana Capital Chronicle The only reasonable answer to more than a decade of progressively hotter summers. Indiana Republicans are perpetrating the slowest genocide in recorded history.
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EPA launches emission deregulation proposal from Indiana trucking facility • Indiana Capital Chronicle
EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin billed the move as the "largest deregulatory action" in the nation's history.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The ADA — Americans with Disabilities Act — turns 35 : NPR Also a target of that piece of shit in the White House.
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35 years of the Americans with Disabilities Act — celebrating the success and concern
It was 35 years ago this month that the Americans with Disabilities Act was signed into law. Across the U.S., it's being marked with festivals and parades — and concern due to recent Medicaid cuts.
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Corrine Parver @corrineparver.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Here's your daily reminder that society has lost focus on the important stuff. Who wanted this besides George Lucas's ego. The billion dollars he pledged could feed millions just providing staples for at least a year. Fuck this country!
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George Lucas’ Spaceship-Like L.A. Museum Is Nearly Finished — Here’s How To Get A Sneak Peek Before The New Opening Date
The long-awaited $1 billion Lucas Museum of Narrative Art is finally taking shape in Exposition Park, and it’s set to change everything.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
*quid
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Back Row Spectator @backrowspectator.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Both the plaintiff and the lawyer reportedly feared for their lives due to overwhelming threats...
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Indiana can add "concentration camps" to its historical resumé. Fuck this state and fuck this country! Defense letter confirms Indiana's Camp Atterbury to be used for immigrant detention • Indiana Capital Chronicle
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Defense letter confirms Indiana's Camp Atterbury to be used for immigrant detention • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Indiana’s Camp Atterbury will be used to detain immigrant detainees under a new federal plan revealed by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
There is something seriously wrong with him, and it can't go south quickly enough...
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Quiz: What's easiest way to keep a pedophile out of the White House? Don't vote Republican.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Medicaid cuts all Hoosiers will feel The FO in "FAFO" will get around to everyone eventually.
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Medicaid cuts all Hoosiers will feel • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Reducing Indiana’s health care costs became more complicated under the "big, beautiful bill" because Indiana hospitals will lose billions
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Sue Hynes @sushynes.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Americans have been duped. Every other advanced country has universal healthcare, universal education, paid family leave, paid maternity leave, at least 6 weeks paid vacation, living wages, and a commitment to green energy. That’s how you make America great.
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ThePaganWitch @thepaganwitcher.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This may not be a parody…
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💙💙💙 @00-nature-girl.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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🇺🇸💙Keeper Of The Flame💙🇺🇸 @agb2g.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This Shout Out & Warning to all my friends from Puerto Rico, who I will not name out of fear for their lives! 👊🏾🔥👍 @markymark757.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @chillprov1.bsky.social @katiewhittemore22.bsky.social @free2beme.bsky.social @oceangirl19.bsky.social @jeannettejaybird.bsky.social
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
True on all counts. I love several Canadians who are some of nicest people you'll ever meet but I'd never cross them!
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Sue Stone @knittingknots.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Border Patrol Agent Charged With Assaulting Police Officer www.mediaite.com/crime/border...
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Border Patrol Agent Charged With Assaulting Police Officer
A U.S. Border Patrol officer has been charged with assaulting a police officer and resisting arrest after an incident in Long Beach, California.
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drosie.bsky.social @drosie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
And now there’s this. Can’t wait for mid terms.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
So quiet pro quo is totally a thing now and completely out in the open now.
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T-Mobile To End DEI Programs As It Seeks FCC Regulatory Approval Of Transactions
T-Mobile is the latest company to end diversity, equity and inclusion programs.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I think he's just too pathetic to imagine what he is without having a lot of money.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Lunatics, cheering on passing this bill, not giving a fuck about disabled people, elderly people, children, people in need of food etc. It’s all about the money and power… www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/p...
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Trump’s landmark ‘big, beautiful bill’ narrowly passes in the House | CNN Politics
After marathon debate sessions in the Senate and House, President Donald Trump’s budget bill passed in the House. Republicans secured the biggest win of Trump’s presidency.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Exactly this!!!
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Melissa Hirst 💙🔥BLUE ADVOCATE OF LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE @melmayhem.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I doubt anyone will see me post, but this needs to be known... if you have a visible following please repost 💙🔥💙 Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Tim Williams Art @timwilliamsart.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
F*** Lisa Murkowski. She's just Susan Collins west of the Mississippi.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Yes, we warned about all of it last year. Every last detail, every policy. Watched every rally speech, every interview, every campaign video. Posted thousands of clips about it all. Most completely or largely ignored by legacy media. And yes, it is going to get much worse.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
📢 GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING TO VOTE FOR AND THEY WILL 📢
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/06/2025
Mark and Melissa saw the humanity in everyone. Let’s honor them by doing the same.
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Dad Jokes @dadjok3s.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Seriously.
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♥️♠️Pam♦️♣️ @pam.sheshed.rocks · 28/06/2025
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor on the court limiting nationwide injunctions on birthright citizenship: "No right is safe in the new legal regime the Court creates.“ REPOST if you stand with Justice Sotomayor against the “orange goul” tRamp !
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 27/06/2025
⚡️Ukraine to seek EU sanctions against Bangladesh over Russia-stolen grain import. "It's a crime," Ukraine's ambassador to India, Oleksandr Polishchuk, told Reuters. "We will share our investigation with our EU colleagues, and we will kindly ask them to take the appropriate measures."
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Ukraine to seek EU sanctions against Bangladesh over Russia-stolen grain import
"It's a crime," Ukraine's ambassador to India, Oleksandr Polishchuk, told Reuters. "We will share our investigation with our European Union colleagues, and we will kindly ask them to take the appropri...
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ThePrincessPea @theprincesspea.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
💙🦋🥰😘🌈TY
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Hawai'iSurf 🤙 @hawaiisurf.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Just the facts. 💙
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Hawai'iSurf 🤙 @hawaiisurf.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This is bullshit! #FDT
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