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Takes on comics, movies, and fiction fandom. Fun, informative, and correct. Check me out at daddyfatpants.com

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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 1h
When did ordering a new raw comic via MAIL become ordering a guaranteed 9.8? Bad packaging? Bitch away. But a tiny printing flaw on this week’s comic? And you're dragging the RETAILER? You bought a fucking comic book. The seller didn’t guarantee your retirement.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 05/10/2026
I'm just as hopeful for Marvel Midnight as anyone else who loves a good comics story. But, a thought for aspiring speculator friends, don't blow your bankroll expecting another Absolute Batman. There's not going to be scarcity, and a lot of people have the same idea as you.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 29/09/2026
everyone's coming over and they all want different NFL games
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 18/09/2026
If Lions/Bears were this month, the over/under would be 80 points.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 16/09/2026
this is a Miracleman truther account right now
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 16/09/2026
What happens to Miracleman’s examination of power when he becomes part of a PG-rated shared superhero universe?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 16/09/2026
... a meditation on power and responsibility that doesn't always go right ... so how the hell does that fit into "OMG AVENGERS!" Anyone discussing this or doing a podcast or video on this? I'd love to chat in a Discord or on here?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 16/09/2026
hey whoever wants to talk about Miracleman/Marvelman, I want to. It's hard to avoid spoilers I guess but my Miracleman reading experience (it's been years) is somber, a dude who makes tough (shitty) choices ...
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 15/09/2026
watched the two-episode Knight Rider pilot last night so now I’m driving around town blasting Busta Rhymes’ Fire It Up with my head out the window like an asshole
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 13/09/2026
Why is the Vikings on-field logo white today? Isn't that their whiteout logo?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 12/09/2026
I'm working on an agent to mute anyone who says "It ain't that kind of movie, kid" and block anyone who attributes it to George Lucas.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 08/09/2026
No comms, no computers at Doak Campbell. FSU is one guy running an extension cord from his neighbor’s house away from the full Florida experience.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 08/09/2026
SMU at Florida State has no scoreboard, no PA and no headsets due to power outage. Christopher Nolan finally made a football game. Nobody knows what’s happening and you can’t hear a fucking word.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 05/09/2026
Go Blue. Remember, kids: -27.5 is a choice. But crossing 28 against a MAC team in Week 1? That's how they get you.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Russo Brothers: the main inspirations for Doomsday were The Godfather, Citizen Kane, a classic book, what other stuff do smart people like? Uhh, There Will Be Blood, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, the Budweiser wazzzzzzzup commercial, you guys liked that right?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 02/09/2026
Doomsday setup: "Okay everybody, this is Owen Reece. He’s Molecule Man! There’s one in every universe and they’re actually bombs and Doom has been using them to steal the Beyonders' power ..." Guys. Molecule Man is not going to be in this fucking movie.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 26/08/2026
Online people often use "key," scarce, valuable, and interesting re: comics like they're synonyms. A "key" can be common. A scarce comic can be worthless. An expensive comic can be dull. A cheap complete run can be fascinating.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 25/08/2026
Comic speculators are always all “this is an unread copy.” Yeah, no shit we know you don’t read comics.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 25/08/2026
Hell of a month. Marvel July 1986. Kang Wars, iconic JRJR Wolverine cover. Dreadnoks! For some reason Cloak is in Power Pack.
Kang, Wolverine, Power Pack, GI Joe
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 22/08/2026
Jabari Small concussed so bad they took the Lions's preseason win away.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 22/08/2026
Everyone: "Do I need to read Hickman’s Secret Wars before Doomsday?" No. You can read it, it's fun. But Doomsday is going to be Michael Keaton Batman, Billy Dee as Lando Calrissian and six guys from 2003 walking through portals to help the X-Men fight Destro. This isn't an adaptation, you're good
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 15/08/2026
The trick with Mister Sinister is that he’s simultaneously horrifying and also a Victorian vampire scientist who's horny for Scott Summers' bloodline. Adam Driver is perfect for the job.
Mister Sinister
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 15/08/2026
Bendis brought the original five X-Men back and they sucked AGAIN and Baby Cyclops got better the second he left. Cursed lineup.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 15/08/2026
Everyone suddenly pretending the original five are some sacred perfect X-Men lineup should go reread the first five issues of X-Factor.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 13/08/2026
William Katt is so fucking cool for lending his likeness to this project. So fun. I love it.
The Greatest American Hero starring William Katt
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 12/08/2026
Went to an LCS in a different town and found something I thought no one had ordered. Had to grab it. Recognize the symbol?
Could it be?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 11/08/2026
Seeing Spider-Man BND today finally. Avoided spoilers hoping my investment of buying every copy of this run I could find pays off:
Firestar
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 11/08/2026
Baller tobacco use progression, props for creativity.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 11/08/2026
Do you live near a power plant by chance?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 11/08/2026
Sounds like we got ourselves a rare catering shart.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 07/08/2026
Have you read the Spider-Man & MJ wedding issue recently? Peter is about to marry Mary Jane and spends a remarkable amount of the issue staring at pictures of Gwen Stacy. Maybe Mephisto had a point.
Peter remembers Gwen before wedding.Peter phones MJ near Gwen.Close-up photo of Gwen Stacy.Peter stares at Gwen’s photograph.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 07/08/2026
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 07/08/2026
Now that TASK and Mare of Easttown are officially in the same cinematic universe, I see no reason the Now You See Me movies can’t be folded in. Send the Four Horsemen to rob a Wawa.
Promotional poster for TASK showing a bearded man in an FBI tactical vest running through a wooded area above another man crouched with a handgun. Large yellow “TASK” title across the center.Promotional poster for Now You See Me showing seven sharply dressed characters standing on a white tiled floor and looking up toward the camera. Large yellow “NOW YOU SEE ME” title at the bottom.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 07/08/2026
These Ultimate 12-issue compacts at $10 appear from solicits to be a good deal - but absolutely SAVAGE to the existing $20 6-issue Ultimate trades. Laugh and point at your friends who didn't wait!
The oops version of Spider-Man
Cheaper bigger collections of Ultimate comics
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 04/08/2026
Misread this as Jason Vorhees and thought well that was the end of Lee Fierro.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 01/08/2026
The second star is for remembering how good 2008 Panera was.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 24/07/2026
Yars’ Revenge is gonna be nasty work. Get Cronenberg on the phone.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 22/07/2026
Thinking of doing my video today on "The Hellfire Murder" when my LCS opens and I can get it. But. The word "murder" in the title feels like it could be bad for uh ... reach?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 17/07/2026
Thumbing through old copies of X-Men ’92 (2016). Kinda broken-mirror version of the cartoon. Like, Trevor Fitzroy shows up. Trevor Fitzroy. Ok what, was Jason Wyngarde busy?
Shinobi Shaw and FitzroyX-Men '92
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 15/07/2026
I’m banking on X-Men #33 being good because I looked at this week’s releases and, barring any surprises, tomorrow’s video is about my man Magneto
X-Men issue 33 with Magneto
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 28/06/2026
Ok seeing Supergirl now largely unscathed by chatter (I've heard both good and horrible) so we'll see.
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 22/06/2026
Widow’s Bay fans: "The baseball tickets don’t match the calendar. This proves time is broken." Some set dresser: "I printed those at lunch."
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 11/06/2026
Daddy Fat Pants face reveal?!?
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MASK blind bag live opening!
YouTube video by Daddy Fat Pants
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 07/06/2026
If you're looking for a better steak in an arcade setting you're shit out of luck.
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Marvel’s $9.99 Spider-Man Trade Embarrasses the Premier Collection
YouTube video by Daddy Fat Pants
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 07/06/2026
"Hey your post is almost there let me just make it a little tighter ..." (removes its pants like an unwanted party guest and proceeds to shit all over the floor)
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 02/06/2026
What comics are you excited for tomorrow?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 02/06/2026
Easily "C'Mon n' Ride It (The Train)"
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Quad City DJs - C'mon N' Ride It (Dance)
Alt: Quad City DJs - C'mon N' Ride It (Dance)
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 01/06/2026
Oh no was it "Survival Lawyer" or "Jennifer City"?
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 28/05/2026
Much Batman Hush 2 talk today. It was fun teasing H2SH but tomorrow I'll do a video with some legit pulls including - teaser - Connor Goldsmith's comic debut "Did You Hear About Mimi Green?"
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daddyfatpants @daddyfatpants.com · 27/05/2026
Batman H2SH (Hush 2) I was like why does The Riddler give me 70s Daredevil vibes? Looks like famed Daredevil and Spidey villian "The Owl."
The Riddler but make him The Owl. 🦉
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