Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 08/01/2024Today was the most good for the soul day I've had in.... I don't even remember the last time I had a day this good. 3181
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024That was like 99% of us. Fucker fooled a *LOT* of people. 120
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024It's 2024. Can we stop with the 'lolol trumps gay for putin' jokes? 140
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024I'd like to give thanks to my family's generations of imbibing that has given me the ability to be completely awake, alert, and coherent after being absolutely *flying* not even 7 hours ago. Irish/German blood doesn't fuck around. 0100
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Turned it off as soon as I realized no one was slurring. 250
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Any attention that makes me feel hot is good attention. Everyone can enjoy the view. 100
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Just shuffling around my yard in gray sweatpants at 11 at night, tripping my face off, as one is wont to do. 140
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Tripping my BALLS off and even I can see the Vikings are dogshit. 050
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024There's no stakes this way and instead of creating them you're having a chill conversation. 010
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024I get it. Talking to God is weird as fuck the first time. 210
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Mushrooms expand my ego so much. I don't feel invincible but i feel an ease and confidence that doesn't come easy anymore. 100
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 31/12/2023I've heard random stories around NJ about both of them and they always end with 'just the coolest person/people ever' and it always makes me so happy. 030
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Even as a straight I always thought the whole 'progress, am I right?' schtick was so stupid. Like, it's very possible to be edgy but not a dick. 120
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 19/12/2023I wish my grandfather had shut the fuck up about his service. He was unrepentant to the end and tried infecting me with the whole stab in the back and 'Hitler was pressured into war' bull shit. 150
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 19/12/2023My grandfather fought on the Eastern Front. He did and saw things I can only imagine. He was awarded for bravery. He was also an SS infantry officer on the Eastern Front. He was the worst kind of human possible and i hope he's burning in hell. See? It's that easy. 3110
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 19/12/2023As the grandson of *that* kind of German from the 40s, it will never not be absolutely absurd to me that people still hold their confederate ancestors on a higher pedestal than God. You can say they did brave things, but were also the worst kind of piece of shit imaginable. The 2 aren't exclusive. 2200
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 15/12/2023If you wrote him as a character in a movie or play critics would rail you over a too-on-the-nose metaphor. 010
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 15/12/2023It's wild to think there was a point in time where Rudy Giuliani could have walked into anywhere in America and been treated like a king. 270
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 15/12/2023Possibly, but the great thing about being an internet dad is I can be ageless hahah 110
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 15/12/2023I just want them to be straight honest and say 'I support X people's autonomy, but not Y people's autonomy because I don't actually believe in freedom for people I have no affiliation or attachment to.' Just admit their biases like the trash they are. 030
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 14/12/2023It's been a long time coming. I'm hoping I'm on the backside of the mountain finally. 120
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 14/12/2023In other news, it just became crystal clear that the company I work for is training me to run the residential roofing division with full decision power and..... Holy shit. 5130
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 12/12/2023You know what's awesome? Being warm. Which I am. Finally. Today I sing the praises of oil. 2120
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 07/12/2023The USS Arizona remains one of the most beautiful warships ever created by man. 130
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 05/12/2023I just feel like a lot more houses are exploding than they used to. 020
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/12/2023There's a catmaaaaaaaan Watching all the mice He wants to go and eat them But he's afraid they carry lice There's a catmaaaaaaaan His eyes are so very nice His toe beans are inviting But be careful he bites 020
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/12/2023And even better, she went to a punk show with me like a week later. It's amazing how just being open to shit leads to more fun. 130
