Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 08/01/2024Today was the most good for the soul day I've had in.... I don't even remember the last time I had a day this good. 3181
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024It's 2024. Can we stop with the 'lolol trumps gay for putin' jokes? 140
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024I'd like to give thanks to my family's generations of imbibing that has given me the ability to be completely awake, alert, and coherent after being absolutely *flying* not even 7 hours ago. Irish/German blood doesn't fuck around. 0100
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Just shuffling around my yard in gray sweatpants at 11 at night, tripping my face off, as one is wont to do. 140
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Tripping my BALLS off and even I can see the Vikings are dogshit. 050
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 19/12/2023As the grandson of *that* kind of German from the 40s, it will never not be absolutely absurd to me that people still hold their confederate ancestors on a higher pedestal than God. You can say they did brave things, but were also the worst kind of piece of shit imaginable. The 2 aren't exclusive. 2200
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 15/12/2023It's wild to think there was a point in time where Rudy Giuliani could have walked into anywhere in America and been treated like a king. 270
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 14/12/2023In other news, it just became crystal clear that the company I work for is training me to run the residential roofing division with full decision power and..... Holy shit. 5130
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 12/12/2023You know what's awesome? Being warm. Which I am. Finally. Today I sing the praises of oil. 2120
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 07/12/2023The USS Arizona remains one of the most beautiful warships ever created by man. 130
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 30/11/2023My family is moving out today due to the heat situation, but Kissinger is dead so today is kind of a lose/win for me. Rest in piss, you horrible man. 140
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 28/11/2023I'm so sorry. I hate asking but I need help again. I still have been unable to fix my heat due to soulless insurance companies denying claims for an illness my child is dealing with. I have literally no way to make ends meet, or pay for necessary care or amenities. If anyone can help, I can't even 231
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 28/11/2023Me eyeing the live unmarked wires at this jobsite knowing my life insurance policy pays triple for a workplace accident and could take care of my family better than I can right now 470
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 28/11/2023I've been a big (almost) bursting ball of dread and anxiety the last week and not enough people are giving me credit for not having a 3rd cardiac event. Please say good job. 4100
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Today I am thankful for my uncle, BGen Francis X Hummel who gave his life in support of making sure veterans recieve the compensation they deserve. Give him one. 0110
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 15/11/202310 years ago today, my buddy decided to randomly drop by my apartment unannounced and ended up saving me from myself. Call your buddy. It matters, believe me. 0131
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2023If you feel inclined, cashapp is $cpldontknow and PayPal is daddontknow31@gmail.com 011
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Ngl, I need to pass the hat. I can raise like $800 on my own, but I'm going to be about $1900 off. I'm trying to figure out a legit way to do this while also not blasting my irl name all over Al Gore's internet. I have PayPal and cashapp, any help is appreciated, but by no means expected. 030
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Kind of ironic that I'm finally working a job where I can be home every night, and my wife and kids are now going to have to stay somewhere else. Live recreation of my avi coming soon. 080
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 06/11/2023There is a very real possibility I'm not going to be able to miracle my way in to fixing my furnace and I have literally no idea what the fuck I'm going to do. In other news, I have a Frenchman texting me obscenities because he found a nail in his yard. 360
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 06/11/2023If anyone runs Brinks trucks, throw like $2700 out the back and let me know where, please and thank you. Or drop a furnace in front of my house, either/or. 040
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 06/11/2023Monday has started with my furnace gasping it's last breath, 2 subs canceling jobs for today, I'm now running the company myself 6 days into my employment, and I have 15 things to do before 9 am. I don't get enough credit for staying as together as I do. 5150
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Clocks go back tonight, so when you wake up screaming at 2am instead of 3am, that's why. 171
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 03/11/2023Anyways. I'm going to drink this vodka I found in my freezer. 140
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 03/11/2023So my former employer has fucked me out of a shitload of money that was due, and since it was classified as a 'bonus' I'm shit out of luck. Even though they said for a whole ass year 'it was coming.' I am so royally fucked lol. 120
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/11/2023You ever suddenly realize you haven't eaten or really drank anything in 2 days and maybe that's why you're being cranky? 270
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 01/11/2023I wish the History Channel would change its name to something more fitting. Like the Bullshit Channel or something. 030
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Apparently I accidentally deleted this, and I shouldn't have. It's funny. 172
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 31/10/2023Today is the 20th anniversary of me graduating boot, and I just think that's neat. 150
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Update on new job: It's so fucking awesome. I was looking forward to work today. I'm looking forward to work tomorrow. 5200
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 29/10/2023I don't think I could physically smoke enough pot to keep watching the Giants game. God we're awful. 020
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Just ripped the crotch on another pair of shorts while squatting down, so imma ride this emotional high for a while. 050
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Me, every time a beloved celebrity dies while Kissinger continues to draw breath 0274
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 28/10/2023I'm still partially mad that possibly one of the top 3 hardest lines I've heard in my life is from Hollywood Undead. 370
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 26/10/2023Someone sent me this this morning saying how they'll feel when I leave Twitter finally, and goddamn the feels. I love my internet kids. 2191
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 25/10/2023Today was my first day of the new job. I have my own office, a gas card, a take-home work vehicle, and I have never felt so immediately accepted into a group before. It literally felt like going home after years away getting out of the truck at a roofing site. 3170
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 24/10/2023I slept like a baby last night knowing that I am employed and I don't have to leave my family every week anymore. Good feeling. 5180
Dad @daddontknow.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Crushed it. It's down to me and one other dude who's getting interviewed today at 430. So keep those fingers crossed. 2231
