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Lisa BW

@dabytch.bsky.social
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I have a long history of making bad decisions. Which explains the abundance of great stories I can tell.

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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 10h
Yet another reason I love living in a house up a long driveway behind a closed gate. I still have the "be nice to them" conditioning to combat; if I don't have to see them, I don't have to feel bad about being honest. 😁
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why does a just cleaned bathroom sink make a man think it's time to shave? It hasn't even been 24 hours since I cleaned it. And how tf do the tiny little hairs get BEHIND the faucet?!?
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I guess I'd have to assume that one or more people can't afford even the cheap version of the pills they need to combat the heartburn they have cuz they can't afford the whatever else it is they need.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So If we pass Prop 40, he'll move out? 🤣
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also... Mike Madura. CA05. Democrat running against Mcclintock. Speaking directly to rural residents about the issues rural residents care about instead of playing party politics. Which is probably why the California Dem party is doing nothing to support him.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reddit post. 63 year old woman. New ACA premium for just her. $3900/month. FORTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS PER YEAR. Not including copays and deductibles, of course. They want us all dead.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So sorry!! Hubby monopolized console all weekend (he brings in the $, he gets first choice on his days off 🙂). But he's going to be doing other things this weekend. If you're available Saturday?
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck the USPS. I showed her id, death certificate w/my name & address as next of kin & my id w/that address. Postmaster said thats enough to change her address. Now they want more proof? How about the box of fucking ashes and some DNA samples? I think I still have some shit stained clothes...
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Im on PS5. Garaim42
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to play it but I have no friends who play games...
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's here!
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vetoes can be overridden. Plus he's a lame duck. There's always next session.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The local paper has an opinion section full of letters supporting Masuda, from former admitted Mcclintock voters. And yesterday I saw a Release The Epstein Files sign on a truck that I know used to have an FJB sticker on it. Things that make me go hmmmmm🤔
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a house that has had signs for every Republican candidate at every election since we moved here. Definitely MAGA, in a very red county. There's now a sign up for Mike Masuda, the Democrat candidate running against Pedo-Protector Mcclintock for Congress (CA-05). 1/2
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been told I'm "giving them the win" by voting for the candidate I think will do the best job... in a primary. My choice of the ones who showed up. But yeah, it's dumb to want to vote for who you think will do the best job instead of who you're told to vote for.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't get to vote for the candidate of my choice. I must vote for the leader in the polls. If I don't, I am letting the bad guy win by "splitting the vote". When did primaries become general elections?
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yet establishment Dems will continue to push him as the new savior when he's been proving exactly who & what he is for years. Gavin is for Gavin and Gavin's $$$$ buddies.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Signing a bill doesn't mean he wrote it. Lucky for us we have term limits in California so he's a lame duck now. Last thing I ever want to have to do is vote for him again.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup. They tried the "but this will ruin his life" shit to change my mind too. Like he didn't completely destroy that young woman's entire life. She was 17 when he raped her. Still in high school. Sorry, still fucking furious and will never be over it...
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hung a jury in a rape case a couple years ago. She said no repeatedly. But she got in the back seat so of course she wanted it. Found out later he'd raped three others as well but they were too scared to testify. POS walked. Free to rape again. I was not the only woman on the jury.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When one is completely overwhelmed dealing with dead parent shit, it's probably a bad decision to go on a ridiculous vacation. So anyway, 4 weeks from now I'm off on yet another long train trip, this time to go tag my 49th state. It'd be cheaper and faster to fly, but it's their money so.... 🤣
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd rock the Newsom sucks sticker. Cuz he does.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We'll stand on our street corners with signs during daylight hours on one particular Saturday! And call our congresspeople! And I dunno, I might get wild and crazy and write a strongly worded social media post!
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glad you have the $$$$ to buy a new car.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im jealous! We went to a bunch preCOVID, but damn, tickets are expensive now and It's a really long drive from up here.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been waiting for this since Jumbo and Marleau retired and Pavs got screwed over. Sharks are on the hunt again! 😀
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A pack of cops kept me out of the funeral home to make arrangements for my mother's cremation cuz the family of a deputy who died in a solo car crash was inside making arrangements for him. Their grief was more important than mine. My Dad was a deputy BITD. Lucky they didn't have to diffuse me.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do have one of those. But coming out with upholstery cleaner, a rag and a stiff brush is a bit passive aggressive even for me.😁
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We have a couch. We each have a spot on said couch. I get up to go do some thing - dishes, pee, answer a call. When I return, my spot is gone. He is using not just his spot, not just the neutral zone, but the whole damn thing. "Do you want your spot back?" Nah I prefer standing thanks 🤣
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The California legislature wrote and passed the bills. Gavin just signed them. He did his job. He gets a cookie. How about some love for the legislators who made it all happen?
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disappointed in you. But I guess I have no choice in who I vote for considering your opponent.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh yay my only choice for governor just okayed the Paramount shit. But yeah vote blue no matter who! And you wonder why people don't bother giving a shit.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The full story is this is what Gavin does. He supports his $$$$ buddies. Always has, always will.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gavin is just sooooo wonderful! 🤮
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd put that on my car. Along with one that says "Yes I Know, I Really Am The World's Worst Parker". Gotta own my faults 🤣
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Right. Those help me fill my gas tank for less right now. Smh...
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That does a lot of good for those who can't buy a car right now. Yknow, cuz they're broke due to how expensive food and gas and electric bills are...
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The penultimate video of my 2025 Rail Pass trip. The last segment on the California Zephyr (coming soon) is epic, but this one is really pretty and has something any skydiver will recognize. youtu.be/1L2_QsyozKI?...
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Through the Appalachian Mtns on Amtrak's Cardinal
YouTube video by The California Explorers
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But will it have sharks? With freaking LASERS!?
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I'm fine!"
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow thats an awesome website! Thank you so much!
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She definitely loved buying fabric! All of this is in addition to the 100+ yards she gave me for my stash 5 years ago. Not in a position to donate but I will be giving someone a great deal on all of it. 🙂
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does this mean I can run headers on the Nova I'm buying with my deadnDad's money? That'd really piss him off since he couldn't do that back in 1980.😆
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She shouldn't have been voting on anything other than who was going to replace her a good 15 years before she died. Age limits for all of them FFS.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Started the purging of Mom's "stash" of quilting fabric. All quilt shop purchases, no WalMart or Hobby Lobby stuff for her. Bin #1 - Xmas fabric. 53 pieces totaling 61 yards. Nobody needs SIXTY ONE YARDS of Xmas fabric. And that's just the first bin of fabric. There's three more.🤪
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mom had that look on her face the last time I saw her. Morphine be like that.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back in 2001, I was a skydiver. There was a debate online post 9/11 about whether or not a parachute could save a non-jumper leaping from a skyscraper window. Consensus was no. Non-jumpers wouldn't be able to do it. Only experienced skydivers would survive. Skydivers are some gatekeeping mf'ers.
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Lisa BW @dabytch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yielded to, absolutely. Not gonna hit anyone if I can avoid it, even if I am "right". I am gonna honk though. Like, wake up dude! The next idiot in a car might not see you.
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