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Agador Spartacus

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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 3h
Nah, don't ever stop to think about the world too much, y'all, omfg, because once you do? Like, once you go back and read between the lines of them textbooks they gave you WILLINGLY?!? You realize the world is run by Batman villains on laudanum.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 3h
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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nancy 🦋✨ @nancyk5.bsky.social · 3h
Georges Hobeika Spring 2027 #fashionsky
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 4h
Guava juice is so good. So hard not to drink the entire jug.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 4h
Oh that was absolutely pass interference and I don’t even like Washington.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 19h
Probably the only ethical use of polymarket sites is betting on how quickly the British guy kayaking the Congo gets turned into hippo shit.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 14h
My body’s trying to tell me it doesn’t like any kind of alcohol anymore and it’s time for me to start listening.
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 18h
It was. And the crazy thing is, this was the era when we were getting a club classic like this every other week. It was a banger for sure. But it was a banger amongst other new bangers because that’s how lit it was at the time.
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FranDiva @frannydiva.bsky.social · 17h
I like a post-sex interview. “We had a great game. Defense started out rocky. But we brought it home for the W and finished strong”
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🎃Boos R Us🎃 @aczu4.bsky.social · 23h
My son tried to leave my house with an Adidas shirt and Nike shoes.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Conceited Says Bars!
ALT: Conceited Says Bars!
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Having a woman that loves you and giving that up because you want to find more women that like you is the dumbest thing ever. You already won dawg.
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Made by Jaede @madebyjaede.com · 03/10/2026
I wish I could go back in time and tell Joseline she is actually the reason she won’t be going back to the strip club
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk why I didn’t just pause it earlier this summer. 🫤
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw that membership charge the other day and thought, “Oh this is such a waste of money.”
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess I could start using my Peloton again
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Baby Sinclair Laughing Heartily
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂😂 I need someone who understands!!
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need a gym partner. Preferably one with small children so we can occasionally cancel on each other, much to the other’s relief.
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
You never look as young as you think you do and especially when you around people half ya age.. That first “lemme get bye you ,OG” while NBAYoungboy is blasting is gonna feel like a scud missile to the chest.
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Look at our old asses up early. This why the app be dead after 8pm lmao
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope you’re ok!! That is so trash!
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nancy 🦋✨ @nancyk5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ren Chunmei Spring 2027 #fashionsky
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are vanishingly few principles that Donald Trump holds to, but by far the most important one is a universal admiration and fellowship with sex criminals
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got it. Well then yea, the stylists and creative directors. I know plenty of them are racist but give it a rest. It makes no sense, visually.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The designers don’t choose the models for their runway shows?
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cuz why would you have a pale model wearing pastel colors? Or beige? Use your brain.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Designers do their clothes a disservice when they don’t consider how the garment will look against the model’s skin tone.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026
Frankly, men aren't lonely *enough* considering how they act.
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Skittles Scary Skeletons ☕ @skittles6.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He'd be snugged with a fuzzy pink blanket, have water, acetaminophen & electrolytes at the ready when he got up. Not to mention the bucket available in case he gets sick. Women are the protectors men claim to be.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My bad girl lol
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I loooooove this song.
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nancy 🦋✨ @nancyk5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶 @riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Women’s reproductive system, anatomy, and functions are so massively understudied even to this day. A lot of common misinformation about the female body out here
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing recap. 😂
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Baltimore homicides have plunged 15.3% in the last year under Mayor Brandon Scott's leadership.
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noahhunter.bsky.social @noahhunter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am an LSAT tutor who is looking for new clients. I have been a full-time tutor for over 13 years. I work all over the country via FaceTime or Zoom and have had great results with clients helping people get into all of top schools. Additional details in thread. Reposts deeply appreciated.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that barette almost killed me 🤭
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La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t like the term the Cornell 7
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
every few months white ppl think they’ve discovered the key to social unity and prosperity and it’s just a country with no minorities to discriminate against lmfao
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good on you Sister's 👏
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[Reparations] @momentoftru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not them saying let’s get her better so we can try again
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Never made sense how this nation has random ass standards for schooling (and wildly disparate funding) state to state, but then uses standardized testing across the country.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What?!
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peanut butter legs @gotdatthyow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lee Ann Womack:
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Kids just be doing shit
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would be so pissed 😂 The lil boy from the video looked so embarrassed though. Poor thing lolol
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
"Parental rights," though.
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Agador Spartacus @dabble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to get distracted but four children, all under the age of 5, having diabetes is interesting. At that age, I’m guessing T1D but in 4 of the children? Even with the increased risk given one sibling had it, I still can’t get past 4 of them being diabetics.
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