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bright lights and cats with no mouths the universe is in your basement

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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 9h
how's linda's head? haven't had any complaints yet! pillowy shoegaze soundscapes from a band featuring liz harris of grouper fame 😸 grouper.bandcamp.com/album/lindas...
grouper.bandcamp.com
Linda's Head, by Helen
10 track album
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 11h
avengers: doomsday is about spiderman getting the coffee table (2022 film)'d and the avengers trying to cover it up for 3 hours
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 13h
wild that avengers: doomsday, the darkest movie of all time, is a stealth remake of the coffee table
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 13h
feelin like the main character from crysis 2, a barely living slab of meat barely held together by power armour (caffeine, flu meds, and weed)
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 14h
owner credibly accused of sexual assault hires gm who covered up sexual assault who hires a coach known for being abusive and signs a player credibly accused of sexual assault - no i'm not really excited for hockey this year
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h
just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 15h
🎃 turbile epic casual, stpl idle 🎃
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 15h
was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 15h
witches rule! god is dead and the churches are powerless. old "bible boy" won't stand a chance against our black arts!
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 16h
gonna end with houthis somehow taking riyadh and reenacting "it has come to pass" by lukin
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 16h
regularly dropping photos of god disemboweling himself into the group chat so they KNOW
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 16h
love to confront hairy creatures through the use of magical elixirs
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 16h
been contemplating this image every day since it was begotten by @pyramidmaster.bsky.social
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 17h
referring to every minor annoyance as "kafka-esque"
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 17h
regarding the pope, you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 18h
workin'
tomoko from watamote looking severely overwhelmed surrounded by text boxes reading "I DON'T WANNA WORK"
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 18h
coffee in one hand, shit in the other and i can't wait for the eternal emptiness
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 18h
to be a true follower of the path of the hater you must know more about your target than those who profess to love it
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 18h
feeling sick just gonna rub autechre textures all over my brain sand that bad boy perfectly smooth
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 19h
MORNING SOUNDTRACK - feeling like a slight breeze may cause me to shatter - autechre live sets? autechre live sets! autechre.bandcamp.com/album/ae-2022
autechre.bandcamp.com
AE_2022-, by Autechre
19 track album
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20h
Scrobbling your Last.Fm listens is the last ancient internet thing they haven't ruined with gambling
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
good chunk of the way into fortunes weave and edelgard is even more right than ever before
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
think we gotta make our anti-christian black metal specifically anti-evangelical cuz fuck those people are EVIL
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
revisiting some older david sylvian records as he has a new record out soon! he's recently reissued his first five records with new covers and they are all significantly worse than the originals except for secrets of the beehive which is just a slight recolour
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 01/10/2026
R.I.P. Cronos of #Venom (aka Conrad Lant) buff.ly/KxziY4E
Black and white photograph of the band Venom.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my copy of begotten is an extremely low-res burned DVD a guy in my first-year university class made for me after i bought him weed - it has the marilyn manson music video for cryptorchid play before going straight into the movie proper
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
put money on the edmonton oilers to miss the playoffs i have it on good authority a witch has cursed them this is NOT insider trading
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
seasoning all my plastic containers with onions so they smell better
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
using the restroom in unique and tragic ways
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
going to get around to the new kommodus record once i get over the fact the cover looks like edgy furry art commissioned on '00s era deviantart
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
more raw black metal for those who enjoy their grim kvlt-ness sounding like it was smothered by a pillow in another room, thanks @mmmmmmuhh.bsky.social boche.bandcamp.com/album/i
boche.bandcamp.com
I, by Boche
5 track album
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MORNING SOUNDTRACK: digging through bandcamp for some raw black metal and lo, found some! grim trebly second wave worship 😻 deathfullust.bandcamp.com/album/bloods...
deathfullust.bandcamp.com
Bloodsoaked Glory Of The Horde, by Demented Yearning
5 track album
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
those stevie wonder tracks are incredible imagine if you had a year so good those were NOT one of the best 15 songs you wrote
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gyms and washrooms are both a kind of sacred ground where you are not permitted to acknowledge the existence of others
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎨 obh_design
i must fight on two fronts against teams and outlook
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they installed a large obelisk in my basement that screams
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
growing weak and infirm.....MAXIMO
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i already love one genre that is majority unapologetically right wing (black metal) so I don't need a second (pop country) as that establishes a pattern
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MORNING SOUNDTRACK: because the monday morning slog demands extreme duration hypnotism slog through the mire (complimentary) swans.bandcamp.com/album/birthing
swans.bandcamp.com
Birthing, by SWANS
7 track album
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
billboard charts are in the perfect spot for scams - formerly important with an air of prestige but made mostly obsolete through new technologies
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they're british they think enjoying things is detrimental to your immortal soul
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new joy division live box set is cool it answers the question what if joy division was played at 1.25x speed + recorded like a black metal demo and it's excellent
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i have never heard choosin' texas and my partner has never heard krallice and thus the balance is maintained
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
growing strong and healthy.....minmo
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sending the new godflesh record to a friend "he was on the most recent phoebe bridgers record you liked"
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my boss once interviewed a guy who ordered an entire meal delivered to the location of the interview. it arrived before the interview ended and he left to get it
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow beherit performing their first concert in canada in toronto wonder who's opening ah shit its revenge
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
:3
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D. @d-kavka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no one will ever beat the "monkey never cramp" interview but this is a good start 😹
Former Toronto Blue Jays legend Munenori Kawasaki looking baffled
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