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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 4h

Can't really speak to anybody if theres a wave of slop drowning out your voice though. Thats where we are going.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 6h

As i said last night, HB can go fuck itself for this kind of shit:

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 8h

Just keep on being you and the world will benefit somehow.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 21h

[insert favourite tag-team here]

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 21h

Claire - would you like to join forces a bit on some freelance stuff? (I don't have anything on offer, but I figure a master marketeer like yourself, a decent graphic designer and artist like myself could make a few things work if we can find them! I wont take offense at "NOPE!" or total silence!).

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Solopreneur" said NOBODY WITH A FUCKING BRAIN CELL!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Think its about time Humble Bundle can fuck off given they're pumping out shit like this now!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

😬 So glad that I'm maybe too old to recall such a thing!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Experiencing a massive amount of (much needed) kid like joy with this game. Ni no Kuni Wrath of the White Witch Remastered is cheaper than a Ghibli DVD right now. Great for families or just an adult needing some comfort gaming (the combats a bit poo but I'll give that a pass!).

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Please ask a question that makes any level of sense.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That was the USSR. While modern Russia under Putin may try to echo that, don't confuse the two.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Correct! This is why health inspectors often shit themselves visiting archaeological trust buildings in the UK - the bacteria is in the soil (and often other samples) and is not specially treated in any way.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mate, I can get it from the soil in public grounds not far from me - or damn near any old cemetary. [the bacteria samples]

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

😅 I was trying to explain (well, Police Academy as a whole) to a neighbour a few weeks back. Eventually I got them to look up the "In america, talk is cheap!" "Oh wow, I wurve america!" clip. They are now on #4

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

as a few people liked this i should clarify: the threads video was a copy of the recording written over a random VHS in the schools arsenal of random shit recorded. oddly, there were also copied recordings of Carry On Abroad and a few other things with no educational value (as it was seen).

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Canadian Fur Trappers made my entire school year howl when the (recorded from TV) VHS of THREADS was (manditorially) played for them. ... Then we were all doubly traumatised by what followed. :/

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watch out for ewes with purple dye on their backs!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

C&A, C&A, M&S, C&A, Debenhams, C&A!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just leave the house on foot with only a notepad, pen and some dice. The rest will fall into place!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Original or next gen mate. Enjoy your journey!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Name one mate. WW2 doesn't count as it was a massive alliance and the whole "Independence" thing - Britain never surrendered - just had better things to do and stopped bothering. So... please do tell...

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Or if the USA had ever won a war.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is it because Tom Cruise is playing Tom Cruise... again?!

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James Muirhead @deepcrypt.games · 29/09/2026

Mind-boggling effects!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fifteen pints of Tennents, a half o bucky and the red puddin WILL do that to ye!

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Daniel Fedor @dcfedor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey Folks! If anyone is interested, Corey and I were recently guests on the "Authors Die Twice" podcast, where we chatted about Ostranauts, game design, systems development, and more: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

podcasts.apple.com

Ostranauts with Daniel Fedor, Corey Waite Arnold, and Justin Carpenter

Podcast Episode · Authors Die Twice · September 28 · 1h 14m

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

OOF! The bots have swarmed. I'm interested mate. Sent you a mail that hopefully won't fail in arriving.

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Kirsty Brinkman @kirstybrinkman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm delighted to be joining Adam on tour as the Stage Manager for his brilliant new show, DEEPEST FEARS - two classic tales of terror, live on stage www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbaG... We're kicking off next week, and the show is SO GOOD. Please come and see us! Tickets here: linktr.ee/tbodal?mc_ci...

The poster for the new show from The Book of Darkness and Light: Deepest Fears. A face saturated in red, appearing more and more distorted, into a scream. Overlayed with the title: DEEPEST FEARS

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

its also how the derpy brother update ended on rubber ducky and the rainbow gun. :/

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You threw soap. In this a forklift throws you.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Are you sure they aren't protesting against paid rehab plans? I'm sure quite a few have powdered noses and want to DeTox. ;) Bunch of wanksplats right there. :/

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@spadgy.bsky.social Knew there was someone else I needed to nudge on this: www.reasonstudios.com/reason-free Bit head-scratchy at first, but free and truly worth a look mate (lots of tutorials etc online too).

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Get Reason Free | Reason Studios

Download the free Reason plugin, a free version of the Reason Rack that includes 15 legendary instruments, effects & tools from Reason Studios.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Im seeing more "squre hole, triangular block".

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Now its gone 3am I'm left pondering on the idea of "passing a shite ON" an AI slop menu. I need a life!

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Glad to say I've not yet witnessed this (granted I dont get out far with my mobility) - even the local dodgy pizza dive hasn't shifted on the menus it pokes through the door.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That famous chain: Cthul-u-like

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not sure if this needs a drumroll or bumroll! 😂

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm not sure but i think reading all their... "reasoning" may have been the dumbest thing ive ever done - and i once car surfed over a bridge at 75mph.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pretty sure its also what happens when theres nobody to slap you and say "DON'T!". same thing happened with prometheus and 28 years later.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

? Afaik the trademark is thomas the tank engine in all territories.

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Cyrus @cyrusthehermit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

...and regret it next time I have a late night! ;D

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