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Stoned Illusions

@cypresshill.bsky.social
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🍁 Hip-hop vibes & high times. 🍁 Where the weed smokers and hip-hop heads unite. Sharing stoner wisdom, and chill vibes. Keeping it real 😶‍🌫️

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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We all know that your weed guy's time is different from every other human's on the planet... but how long has been the longest you've waited for him to be 5 minutes away? #stonerstruggles
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
That's one evening isn't it? Blink and it's gone! #weedmeme
"Police officers holding a small marijuana plant with text overlay making fun of exaggerated claims, stating: 'Sir we've seized 3 tons of marijuana.' 'Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?' 'Yes sir, 8 grams of marijuana.' The bottom section features a close-up of an officer looking high."
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just finished Brassic on netflix, sort of stuck on what to binge now. Any suggestions?
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When the top-listened song is rain sounds for the third year in a row. 🥲
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some people are so talented man.
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me welcoming all my stoner buddies to the weed side of Bluesky. #weedwednesday
A woman in a pink tracksuit holds a large tray filled with colourful smoking apparatuses, including bongs and pipes, in a well-decorated, cosy room.
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I need some weedhead starter packs, what have you got? #stoner
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Krunkz Kreationz @krunkzkreationz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just finished harvesting a new strain I've bred. The seeds came out with pink and yellow tips! Genetics are blue power x granddaddy purple What should I name this one? #cannabis #homegrown #genetics #seeds #krunkzkreationz #cannabisseeds #purple #weed #marijuana #purpleweed #exotic #new #thebest
My new cannabis strains seeds came out with pink and yellow tips.
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What's your song this morning? Who's with you to kick start your day? This is mine. open.spotify.com/track/1LisJs...
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Shaking Body
Ezra Collective · Dance, No One's Watching · Song · 2024
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Me right now #weedmeme #tokingtuesday
The image is a drawing of four stick figures on a yellow background. The central two stick figures are high-fiving, with the word "ME" above them. To the left, one stick figure is jumping excitedly with a green Spotify logo above its head, while the other stick figure next to it has a cannabis plant above its head. On the right, a stick figure is also jumping, with the Bluesky social media logo (represented by a blue butterfly) above its head. The image conveys a playful and joyful vibe, symbolising connection and fun.
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In your opinion, what's the best way?
The image features a close-up of a vibrant cannabis plant with frosty trichomes and purple-tinged leaves. Text overlays the image, reading: "How do you consume?" at the top in capital letters, followed by "Drop your favourite way below" at the bottom. The text is in a simple, clean font, inviting engagement.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 18/11/2024
Rosanna Pansino reveals she's smoking her dad's ashes in new Instagram story: “His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
Image of Rosanna Pansino holding a marijuana joint made up of a combination of marijuana and her father’s ashes.Screenshot of Rosanna Pansino’s Instagram story:

“We lost my dad about 5 years ago to leukemia.
He was the best. His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A weedhead’s worst nightmare, right here. 🤣 Best advice I ever got: Use a sock on a hoover to rescue every precious crumb. What’s your top stoner survival tip? Let’s hear it! #StonerWisdom #WeedFails
This image features a two-panel meme with SpongeBob SquarePants. The left panel shows SpongeBob with a bored, dismissive expression and the text “Me dropping my phone.” The right panel shows a distorted, panicked SpongeBob, with wild green energy surrounding him and the text “Me dropping my WEED.” This humorously contrasts a casual reaction to dropping a phone with a more frantic response to dropping weed.
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Where the hip-hop heads and weed smokers at? Come find us.
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Ms. 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖊 ✧ @sarabellumxo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hard working queen by day. Drunken sloppy Stoner by night 🌚😭
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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Who called them stoner goths and not an easy-bake coven?
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"Stoner since 1969" Say no more.
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#stoner #weedmeme
The image is a meme featuring a character from the animated show "Bob's Burgers," Tina Belcher, known for her glasses and deadpan expression. In the image, Tina is seen giving a sideways glance with a slightly raised eyebrow, suggesting a knowing or conspiratorial look. The caption at the top reads, "How stoners look at each other when they're ready to smoke at a function," humorously comparing Tina's glance to the nonverbal communication shared among people discreetly planning to smoke.
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Stoned Illusions @cypresshill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Smoke Up Sunday has begun.
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