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Geoffrey

@cynicalscientist.bsky.social
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physicist and Ms. Marvel stan and every day is a marked reminder that I’ve grossly underestimated the stupidity of mankind.

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NPR @npr.org · 08/10/2025
Democrats and a federal union argue that Trump administration language posted on federal agency websites and some emails blaming a shutdown on the "Radical Left Democrats" violates a 1939 federal law.
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Democrats take legal aim at 'the Radical Left' language during shutdown
Democrats and a federal union argue that Trump administration language posted on federal agency websites and some emails blaming a shutdown on the "Radical Left Democrats" violates a 1939 federal law.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/12/2024
Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy theonion.com/embarrassed-...
Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy

-The Onion
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Geoffrey @cynicalscientist.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#JulienBaker deserves every minute though I’ll never know what my Homecomings ranking is.
Spotify wrapped image of Julien Baker that says “You’re a top 0.05% fan and you spent 3,896 minutes together”Spotify wrapped image that says “September was your rainy day jam band Japanese shoegaze listening to artists like For Tracy Hyde, Hammer Head Shark, and Homecomings”
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Geoffrey @cynicalscientist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The real question is, will InfoWars fans be able to tell the difference?
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/11/2024
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
A new poll finds that 70% of Minnesotans approve of the state's decision last year to make school lunches free: minnesotareformer.com/briefs/free-...
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Free school meals overwhelmingly popular with voters, survey finds - Minnesota Reformer
More than 70% of Minnesota voters — including majorities across every ideological and demographic category — say they approve of the Legislature’s decision last year to provide free school meals...
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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Also, that is in fact, the first hat trick in PWHL history. 0-3 MIN | 57:13 | #PWHL
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
"Dangerous Climate Change Is Here" | Climate scientist Michael Mann Talks with #CNN's Jim Acosta: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfVq...
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"Dangerous Climate Change Is Here" | Climate scientist Michael Mann Talks with CNN's Jim Acosta
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ClassicXBooks @classicxbooks.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Love it.
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Clarence Thomas was in debt, and put up a for sale sign. Republican billionaires saw it, opened their check books and now Roe is gone. We need to unrig the Supreme Court.
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The Clarence Thomas Scandal Is Somehow Looking Even Worse
ProPublica reports that Thomas was in debt, frustrated with his salary, and implying he'd resign from the Supreme Court if his financial situation didn't change—just before Harlan Crow and other con...
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Geoffrey @cynicalscientist.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
I didn’t know @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social had a Next Time Around t-shirt. I listened to a bootleg version of that song non-stop for about a year while I spent hours every night holding a newborn that literally wouldn’t sleep anywhere except in my arms. While I stood up. Buying it.
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