Reposted by Cynickuroko @croco.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Did you know we can get suspended for saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling"? It's one of the many things we are not allowed to say here. It was okay for me to say it then because I'm just telling you we can't say "I wish JK Rowling was gone". I'm not actually saying it, just letting you know we can't. 3513225
Reposted by CynicLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Knife-Shaped Cat Toys. Our feline friends are natural-born killers. They need toys to embrace their homicidal urges, or else they will release their pent-up murderous rage on your couch. www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2VRPMR... 610015
Reposted by CynicThadachi (Inactive) @thadachi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Snails are actually pretty cool but I gotta say having like 20 thousand small theeth does seem terrifying in paper , kinda reminds me to Lampreys in that aspect , tho they are a little more dangerous than snails. 012
Reposted by CynicLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I love Willem Dafoe. 7718
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 22/07/2025OZZY OSBOURNE DIEDmedia.tenor.coma picture of a cartoon character with the words " it should 've been me ... not him !!! "ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with the words " it should 've been me ... not him !!! " 120
Reposted by CynicThadachi (Inactive) @thadachi.bsky.social · 08/06/2025📌Hello im Thadachi 🇪🇦 (he/him) I love all kinds of rpg's such as Yokai watch 👻 and yakuza 🐉and mystery books especially the one's from Agatha christie.🚂 📺-I do also enjoy other kinds of media such as Kamen rider 🦗 💬-I really like to talk but most of the time I don't know what to talk about 🦆 2106
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 07/06/2025the sky is blue less than 50% of the time so I disagree with this name 020
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I think one of the first metal songs my brother ever listened to in its entirety was Suffocate by Knocked Loose and Poppy 020
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 21/05/2025the average person simply cannot piss like I can, they just don't have what I have 110
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Quote with a GIF of your pfpmedia.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with the words recrit studios visibleAlt: a close up of Ventures's face blinking slowly 020
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 18/05/2025lowkey kinda looks like he's got a massive dick swinging in the wind instead of a tail 220
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I'll look at my feet and they look normal and then I'll look again and they're big as fuck like what 030
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 17/05/2025is anyone here in need of an emoboy to fuck? I am willing to offer my services, some may even say I'm desperate 110
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 16/05/2025do you take your lighters with or without the erectile disfunction? 020
Reposted by CynicAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 16/05/2025this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r... 357314619906
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I think that if Kojima got to make a game with unlimited funds, time, and no one telling him to tone it down, we'd achieve world peace 010
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Zac Oyama is such a pure and innocent creature that, at times, I forget that he understands politics 010
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 18/04/2025your eyes must be the sauce because I'm lost in your gaze 120
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I DM'd my first one-shot yesterday, things went well but I misjudged how long it would be and we went a bit overtime :/ 020
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 05/04/2025"nonplussed" is a great word because it has two definitions and they are opposites, "egregious" too 000
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 22/03/2025accidentally killed a guy, it's okay he's back, I serenaded him 120
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 13/03/2025my love language is being dastardly, devious, and generally untrustworthy 020
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 09/03/2025playing music loudly while I shower so I just hit my entire residential building with the Knocked Loose Suffocate into Fool's Garden Lemon Tree combo 020
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I started doing research on firearms because I play a gunslinger in my new D&D campaign, and now it's my new hyperfixation 120
Cynic @cynic161.bsky.social · 19/02/2025downloading the entirety or The Legend of Vox Machina to my computer so I can rewatch it 020
