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Cyclopsalott

@cyclopsalott.bsky.social
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Author of nothing. No podcast. You can't download my App because I don't have one. Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport. It/What

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
reduced to the status of a bum #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Ben Fogle is a cunt'?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Penguins! In The Arctic?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just caught up with #TheTraitors before tonight's episode.
'I'VE ACCIDENTALLY JUST RUINED YOUR FLAGSHIP TV PROGRAMME BY MISTAKE'.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We live in remarkably simple or confusing times. Depends on your perspective I suppose.....
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've had a village referendum.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe it was Piddington Bear, not Paddington Bear who was the true angel of death?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolute shitshow. Can't even check if one of mine has abandoned ship/been bullied out. Embarrassing. Democracy is dying before our very eyes. #Reform #DurhamCountyCouncil
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"But can jet fuel really melt steel beams"?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Give it to winkleman. She's got just about every other gig at the beeb.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chief Rabbi explains why genocide is none of our business via the BBC.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's a cruise cruise, not a booze cruise!
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A nice look out to sea ended with a cannon captured from the Russians during the Crimean War.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I spy, from my little train. Something beginning with FESTIVAL
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey Susie, Wordsworth (the Two Words bot) started writing mucky words but doesn't like it when i try and retaliate. I think that my word would be allowed in Diictionary Corner?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
'Beautiful British name'.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is the kind of shit that could make an Elephant throw up.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Taking on Haaland!
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bent.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dick would have been sad to learn that he failed the profanity check ;)
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wonder if Noel Edmonds still thinks that he's a Lion?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm just hoping Barry Keoghan can keep his cock in his pants this time.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Early peak of Mr November from next years wetherspoons calendar leaked.
A cunt
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's a close call for 'worst dog' competition.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Found out today that hard right Jewish genocide enthusiasts won't eat prawns.
Man who hates prawns
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"They're all out to get me and my shiny new car/houses/security"screams diabolical, bent Spiv. #Clacton #Farage www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
An old fruit
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Meanwhile, follow your stable genius leader and look directly at the sun 👍
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dennis is ready for the eclipse.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Biggins is ready for the eclipse.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Never forget. #Eclipse #SolarEclipse edition.cnn.com/2017/08/21/politics/trump-solar-eclipse
An idyut.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Get your Collanders out for the lads, Lads. #Eclipse #SolarEclipse
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
'bête noire of lore'.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Council Pop keeps you young and fit 👍👍
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hahaha I'm game.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who would have thought that Argentina would be backing Giani Infantino thought.....
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imagine being Uncle Fester's girlfriend tho
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fucking hell.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wait. What? Maybe Richard Tice is bent as fuck as well?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA Forward.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Telegraph.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Telegraph.
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