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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 8h

Well, now people at work are wondering why I’m giggling. I salute you! 🫡 🏴‍☠️

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 9h

Well. I learned a thing today. 🤔

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 23h

…on top of his head. With the pins and the lines on them. Too much? 🤪

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

‘Don’t put it in reverse, driver, the ‘splodey cactoids are real close!’ ‘Which driver, sir? There’s three of us, and…’ *BANG*💥🌵 ‘Oh bugger.’

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ve got my Edgar Allen Poe socks on And my autumnal sweater I’ve got me fuggin’ feet up And it don’t get no better Happy Canadian turkey weekend to you 🦃 🍁

View looking down on my seated self (lower half) with orange & black striped sweater, black jeans and Edgar Allen Poe themed socks.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you’re going to have them hit the ground, remember to dig a hole in it first to warn the demons of the underworld by shouting.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

ORRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBB… 🔴

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Went to get AC unit cover out of the workshop. No chance we’re going to need it again this year. Took it off the shelf, and a mouse fell out and ran away. 🐁 Carefully shook the cover out. A bunch of fluff for its nest fell out. I feel like an asshole. Sorry, mouse. Don’t want a rusty AC in Spring.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fine response, that. All I’ve had in the past couple of years are Falun Gong people giving out the Epoch Times and occasional leaflets and prayer tat. I told them that it would just go in my recycling bin so they might as well keep it. 🤷‍♂️

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Said it before and I'll say it again: Brad Bradford sounds like a really awful Pokémon.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Because otherwise their volley fire effectiveness is going to be ruined and we’ll never defeat Napoleduck. Duckpoleon? I dunno.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Each time I make dinner, I hand the first person their meal, and then get the urge to say, ‘You’re next!’ in a sinister voice. They then get their dinner and everything is fine. It’s chicken pot pie and mashed potatoes with gravy, and they’re all safe. I’m not evil.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

On this Labour Day I recall this unintentional good thing and smile.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sometimes I think, ‘That reply of mine was underrated, haha!’ But I am wrong.

OP: what if I made a repost account and all I ever posted was art that I just gooned to
My reply: I don’t think Marvel is going to run that episode. It doesn’t have enough superheroics in it. I mean, it might, I don’t know your tastes, but… oh, right, not that kind of What If.

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Jack Guignol @jackguignol.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Salient Hill: a horror game where the meaning of every facet is extremely obvious. No theory needed; it is what it appears to be.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Languishing in horrendous circumstances. Send help. Or more beer. Not sure which.

Self, tastefully arranged with pint of beer and beachfront.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I know it’s a Little Feat original, but I still enjoy this version best.

youtu.be

Sailing Shoes

YouTube video by Robert Palmer - Topic

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It… uh… it’s a representation of a gem in bone, to uh… represent the mortality of all things Him on Terra cares for. Yes. That’s it. 😅👍

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

'Prepare yourself, creatures, I say prepare yourself, away we will zoom! Ah'm the new monarch o'Christmas, son, Ah am Santa Doom!'

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Forgive me in advance, but my brain went straight to, 'It's *some* kind of cake, no question...'

static.klipy.com

The Fast Show Ill Get Me Coat

Alt: The Fast Show: I'll Get Me Coat

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It was ready for Kim Wilde to team up with Lawnmower Deth and sing 'Kids in America' back in the 90s, so have at!

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A fine time at sea today with @amadnn-mor.bsky.social and @lavaita.bsky.social. Treasure, laughs, diving into a wreck for salvage & killing sharks, escaping a megalodon, blowing one enemy ship far away using a Horn of Fair Winds, and shooting the crap out of another one and stealing their loot.

The sloop ‘Lost Remnant’ going up a treat as we sailed away.

The Marquis de Fishslap, practicing with a little jolly-boat.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Mr. @glenatron.bsky.social, might I recommend to you a fine tale of the Weird West, which is to say, this little account of some matters held to have occurred out Texas way…

Front cover of The Unkillable Frank Lightning, by Josh Rountree.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Well then, they’d have to withstand the calories of a fully seasoned and operational hobbit meal plan! Those lightweights wouldn’t get past the fourteenth course!

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Long after to you… not so much to me. Hoom, hom! 🌳

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I mean, it was pretty safe (for the goodies) inside the lava at Mount Doom, so… one out of two?

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Red Sonja: Consumed. I finished it. Thoroughly recommend it.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Self and @amadnn-mor.bsky.social spotted a ship in Sea of Thieves with CSS before their ship name. If we see them again? They’re going to Davy Jones. 😠🏴‍☠️

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’m really enjoying reading Red Sonja: Consumed. Thanks to @gailsimone.bsky.social for writing it. So many nice little twists and turns. 📕😊👍

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I dunno, man, that’s nothing like the goth band… unless they baked it…

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

So, this was a vidja game I had, back in the day.

The cover of the video game ‘Metagalactic Llamas: Battle at the Edge of Time.’ Depicted: a llama firing laser spit at a giant alien arachnid using a rebound shot.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The Hugh Jackman Robin Hood: in which Robin is an arsehole who occasionally manages to do something good, but probably doesn’t care that it’s good. Bow-gan.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The late 90s. A Romanian goth band 🦇 🎶 blindsides me on the internet and asks if I’d like their cassette tape album. O… kay. 🤨 They send it. It’s… not good.🫪 Then they start saying that I can be their promoter in the UK. 😬🚩 Abort, abort! Block their email address! Run away! The end. 😱🏳️

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

So the stronger, more aggressive KitKats eat the weaker ones? 😨

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