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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ve got my Edgar Allen Poe socks on And my autumnal sweater I’ve got me fuggin’ feet up And it don’t get no better Happy Canadian turkey weekend to you 🦃 🍁

View looking down on my seated self (lower half) with orange & black striped sweater, black jeans and Edgar Allen Poe themed socks.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Went to get AC unit cover out of the workshop. No chance we’re going to need it again this year. Took it off the shelf, and a mouse fell out and ran away. 🐁 Carefully shook the cover out. A bunch of fluff for its nest fell out. I feel like an asshole. Sorry, mouse. Don’t want a rusty AC in Spring.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Each time I make dinner, I hand the first person their meal, and then get the urge to say, ‘You’re next!’ in a sinister voice. They then get their dinner and everything is fine. It’s chicken pot pie and mashed potatoes with gravy, and they’re all safe. I’m not evil.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

On this Labour Day I recall this unintentional good thing and smile.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sometimes I think, ‘That reply of mine was underrated, haha!’ But I am wrong.

OP: what if I made a repost account and all I ever posted was art that I just gooned to
My reply: I don’t think Marvel is going to run that episode. It doesn’t have enough superheroics in it. I mean, it might, I don’t know your tastes, but… oh, right, not that kind of What If.

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Jack Guignol @jackguignol.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Salient Hill: a horror game where the meaning of every facet is extremely obvious. No theory needed; it is what it appears to be.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Languishing in horrendous circumstances. Send help. Or more beer. Not sure which.

Self, tastefully arranged with pint of beer and beachfront.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I know it’s a Little Feat original, but I still enjoy this version best.

youtu.be

Sailing Shoes

YouTube video by Robert Palmer - Topic

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A fine time at sea today with @amadnn-mor.bsky.social and @lavaita.bsky.social. Treasure, laughs, diving into a wreck for salvage & killing sharks, escaping a megalodon, blowing one enemy ship far away using a Horn of Fair Winds, and shooting the crap out of another one and stealing their loot.

The sloop ‘Lost Remnant’ going up a treat as we sailed away.

The Marquis de Fishslap, practicing with a little jolly-boat.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Mr. @glenatron.bsky.social, might I recommend to you a fine tale of the Weird West, which is to say, this little account of some matters held to have occurred out Texas way…

Front cover of The Unkillable Frank Lightning, by Josh Rountree.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Red Sonja: Consumed. I finished it. Thoroughly recommend it.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Self and @amadnn-mor.bsky.social spotted a ship in Sea of Thieves with CSS before their ship name. If we see them again? They’re going to Davy Jones. 😠🏴‍☠️

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’m really enjoying reading Red Sonja: Consumed. Thanks to @gailsimone.bsky.social for writing it. So many nice little twists and turns. 📕😊👍

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

So, this was a vidja game I had, back in the day.

The cover of the video game ‘Metagalactic Llamas: Battle at the Edge of Time.’ Depicted: a llama firing laser spit at a giant alien arachnid using a rebound shot.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The Hugh Jackman Robin Hood: in which Robin is an arsehole who occasionally manages to do something good, but probably doesn’t care that it’s good. Bow-gan.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The late 90s. A Romanian goth band 🦇 🎶 blindsides me on the internet and asks if I’d like their cassette tape album. O… kay. 🤨 They send it. It’s… not good.🫪 Then they start saying that I can be their promoter in the UK. 😬🚩 Abort, abort! Block their email address! Run away! The end. 😱🏳️

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Get new mower. Use new mower. Find out that they put the manual inside the grass bag. Wondered why it ‘didn’t come with a manual.’ Dried it out on a bin under an overhang. Feel like a tit. Don’t even need the manual, except possibly for the warranty that’s part of it. What a load of 🤬!

the manual for a Radley electric lawnmower.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Cake pops are disappointment. I will occasionally think that perhaps the formula has been improved but alas, it is but reverie.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

An emergency car breakout tool, a hair tie, and you too can stop the zippers on your roof rack soft bag from coming apart. Who the hell am I and when did I become marginally practical?!? 🤨

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Glass pigments can be removed from stone countertops with thick baking soda paste. Put paste on, wait 5 mins. Used spare glasses cleaning cloth to remove it. No photos but given my sheer impracticality as a person, I wouldn’t be posting about this crap if I hadn’t succeeded at it. CyberMissus happy.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Distinctly non-cyber walk with CyberMissus today. Subroutines tuned up again. Function improved.

CyberMissus, seen crouching on the other side of a tree with a hollow spot in it.

A little red flowering plant on some moss on a big rock.

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Hemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com · 30/04/2026

BREAKING: Trump's "Task Force to Eradicate Anti-Christian Bias" just released its final report. It's full of exaggerations and lies. It’s a propaganda document. Nothing more. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/the-final-...

friendlyatheist.com

The final report from Trump’s "Anti-Christian Bias" task force reveals... nothing

The supposed evidence of Christian persecution by Democrats is nothing but a pile of petty grievances

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Psst, @deadman97.bsky.social. Catching up on episodes of @jackofallgraves.com and got to the part where there was mention of Rocky Horror. Well. Many years past, Swansea, all gothed up as usual for Thursday night clubbing. Went to the pub first. Enter the Rocky Horror fans.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Dear @jackofallgraves.com - I'm playing catch up with the episodes and have just gotten to Death on Mount Hood, in which @hereliescorri.bsky.social mentions her aversion to variations of 'A [blank] of [blank] and [blank]' for fantasy novel titles, and a veering away from fantasy in a broader sense.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

If the number of people following me ever meets or exceeds the number I'm following, I'm going to assume I did something wrong. And then I'm going to go and find somewhere quiet to reboot. I will also do my damnedest not to figure out what the something I did wrong is.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

First heard Peter Murphy sing 'The Prince & Old Lady Shade' in Hamilton, Ontario, at the Festival of Friends. Only now am I making my way through the album it's on, Ninth. Some genuine enjoyment in there.

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Amy Beddows @amybeddows.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The new Massive Attack song is stunning and devastating - a must watch/listen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...

youtube.com

Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground

YouTube video by Massive Attack

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Happy to share this one. "A CBC investigation has found big grocers are overcharging for meat - AGAIN. Sign the petition now to call on the CFIA to crack down on these scammy pricing practices:" leadnow.ca/campaigns/cf...

leadnow.ca

Canadian Food Inspection Agency - Clamp down on Loblaw's corporate greed - Leadnow

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I may have just encountered my first instance of A.I. unionising a company. A small, brand new employer that has no union, wants no union, and the workers aren't trying for one... and the employer apparently has a lengthy collective agreement with grievance procedures that's been signed by all.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The less magical thinking our species engages in, the better. If we can cut it out altogether, or keep it to a negligible degree… we could achieve a lot more.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Started watching Moonrise. Properly bonkers.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Easter breakfast: smoked salmon spread on sesame bagel, leftover bratwurst from yesterday’s barbecue, and chocolate. I regret nothing.

A bagel topped with smoked salmon spread, a bratwurst, on a plate. Easter egg and chocolate bunny next to that.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

This year, my wedding anniversary and Easter Sunday fall on the same day. Happy Easterversary, CyberMissus! 🐣 👰‍♀️ 🤵 🍫

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Somehow, 40k lore filters through to the footwear section of the shops.

A pair of blue plaid slippers with a rhinestone-studded gold omega symbol on each.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I start playing Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time, and when I get to a point where I can see myself in third person with clothes etc. the shirt they put me in says… this. Thanks, game.

My first V from Cyberpunk 2077, wearing a shirt that says ‘bitch.’

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Having recently read Frederic S. Durbin's 'The Country Under Heaven' reminded me of listening to @saladinahmed.bsky.social 's story, 'Mister Hadj's Sunset Ride' on @podcastle.org years and years ago. I recommend both, tenderfoot though I am.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

My horseshoe theory is that we'd find old horseshoes in the fields around Bleakmoor Wood, not because the horses lost them from time to time, but to keep what was in the wood inside.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Three days after the first day of Spring, and Canada is still going strong with winter. Up yours, Spring! We've got snow showers, even in the milder bits like the Niagara region! Wait... ...Crap.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Doing a Skyrim as non-stealth, non-archer (except for unavoidable moments like puzzles where Must Shoot Mechanism). Big bewful orc himbo is doing a gud jorb.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I know it’s piss-easy to put these together but I’m an impractical schlub so I’m a little bit proud of doing it.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I had a choom who played Cyberpunk 2077 and ended up siding with greasy corpo fascists in meatspace. He doesn't think they are what they are. Or he can't admit they are. Or he doesn't think, full stop. I say *had* a friend because I had to cut the gonk out of my feed like bad Russian chrome.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Going to try hey.cafe as an alternative to FB. Might still keep minimal presence FB-side. It's 🍁-made!

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A plant research facility sent my workplace a report for a research assistant with a 60s Marvel-style alliterative name, working at a unit with a silly plant based acronym, which cultivates 'nuclear plantlets.' 🤦‍♂️

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Dear @ass.golf: woke up, went to look at QC and died. Nermalizing? Yep, off to my ⚰️. Jaysus.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Every time someone uses the word 'spiritually' in everyday terms... ...emotionally. It's just emotionally, and you've put sequins on it.

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🤖CyberCrump🌆 @cybercrump.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

You know what? I'm slightly better at recognising when I don't need to say a thing, now. The rest of this iteration is questionable and may induce Snow Crash, but at least I can mostly avoid bad keener responses*. *Disclaimer: maple fudge or too much coffee may completely invalidate feature.

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