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Carotte Masquée

@cybercarotte.bsky.social
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A carrot. Masking (the AuDHD type of...) They/them, elle (mais pas par choix.) I make robots run tests using the power of my mind. I'd rather be living in a video game. Je suis francophone. Et fan fini des Habs! 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🤓🐰

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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ça faisait longtemps que j'avais pas gagné mes élections... mais cette fois-ci, heureusement, j'habite dans Rosemont. 🙌🙌
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pas pu m'empêcher de rire....
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
34 years ago today, Montreal Expos catcher Gary Carter doubled in his final MLB at bat. The ball just eluded the reach of Chicago Cubs right fielder and ex-Carter teammate Andre Dawson. Carter received a prolonged standing ovation at Olympic Stadium.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Totally a must see!!
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craigisphotos.bsky.social @craigisphotos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goalie A Day September 23, 1992 34 Years today Manon Rhéaume made History. The 20-year-old suited up for the Tampa Bay Lightning in a preseason game against the St. Louis Blues, becoming the First woman to play in the NHL.
Manon Rhéaume Tampa Bay Lightning on this day 34 years ago first woman to play in the NHL
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going back to work after two weeks off just confirms what I already knew: I cannot wait to retire!!! Seriously - I love my job and my workplace is amazing, but man oh man, I'm tired of having to get up in the morning to conform to other people's agendas and expectations. That shit's exhausting...
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
❤️ my childhood hero
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
getting older is a real pain but actually growing wiser is pretty neat
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The pleasing sound of floppy disk access
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anyone else like this? If I get a delivery of anything I ordered, I open it immediately and try everything out right that second? 😅 I just got some artisanal soaps, and I'll be distracted all afternoon by the amazing smell that's on my hands now. 😍
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think my depression is also mostly gone and I'm back to being my normal self again. Finally.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I spent many months completely high every day, after my mom died last year (I couldn't deal with the fact that I was happy she would never judge me again) -- I tried to quit multiple times but always had bad cravings again. I've been clean for months now and haven't felt any desire for it since. 🤘
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My fav kind of joke 😅
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bye bye Google Maps. Not only does MapQuest properly name the lakes on its maps, it also shows me as a cute unicorn instead of a blue dot -- 10000x better!!
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bwahaha! I love this so much
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Truth. 😅
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ooooh! I want an emotional support hamster!! Please? 🥹
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welp, now the randomizer has sent me this one and I'm so damn sad again...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers - Islands In the Stream (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Terribly excited about this just being delivered! 🤩🤩🤩
A steam controller, brand new in box.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First song from my playlist today -
youtu.be
Chris De Burgh Don't Pay The Ferryman (Original Official)
YouTube video by Chris de Burgh
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I still wasn't over Catherine O'Hara... for real, this needs to stop, they're taking all the wrong people!!
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well now I'm ugly crying for good...
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How petty and insecure.. jeez. We didn't name it Lake Ontario - it's the indigenous name that was kept for it. You're not erasing Canada by doing this, you're erasing First Nations, dumbass.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sitting down to watch the original Star Wars movie. Haven't seen it again in forever... this is going to be fun.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love this so much
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
First song this morning. 🤘🤘🎸
youtube.com
AC/DC - For Those About to Rock (We Salute You) (Live At River Plate, December 2009)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
First song my randomizer picked today -- 🤩
youtu.be
Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly (Official Music Video HD)
YouTube video by Pink Floyd
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In theory, and according to family history, I could have another 30 years to live. I already want to get off this ride multiple times a year... how am I supposed to endure this for several more _decades_? 😞
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you're too tired and in pain to get up and go take the meds that would help you not be so tired and in pain... Life, eh?
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Welp... the randomizer on my playlist has decided to rickroll me this morning... 🤷 🎶🎵Never gonna give you uuuuupppp 🎶🎵
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I really wanna get off this ride, now... I'm tired of it, it's not fun anymore, and I want out, please.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I ended up "rage quitting" my work day because I'm exhausted of building tools to improve workflows, only to realize no one uses them and the workflows are busted because of it. Except now that means I have to work tomorrow to make up for the time. Bleh. I'd rather live in the wild.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
First song this morning --
youtu.be
Bruce Hornsby - Mandolin Rain
YouTube video by Si T
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A sweet little girl with autism brought her stuffed puppy to the dog show. One of the judges noticed her, came over, and asked if she’d like to show her dog too. What followed was pure magic. Original post
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
First song of the day out of my extra huge playlist --
youtu.be
Rod Stewart - Maggie May (1971)
YouTube video by fkwk101
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
First song of the day --
youtu.be
Genesis - Abacab (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Genesis
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
First song of the morning -- Fond memories here 🙂
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Jack Wagner - All I Need (2013)
YouTube video by jackwagnermusic
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
21 years today, the Habs selected Carey Price 5th overall in the 2005 NHL Draft
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
First song of this morning -
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Things We Said Today (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Exhausted mentally.. and so tired of being alone with no one to really talk to when I need it. Sometimes I want off this ride so, so bad. 🫠
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/r/Habs @habsonreddit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Habs fans will randomly message you: “I miss Carey Price bro.” It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A brown bunny lies flat on a multicolored polka-dot blanket.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The randomizer on my playlist has decided that now was a great time for the Backstreet Boys... I agree. 😂 "Every bodyyyyyyy, yeah-eah, rock your bodyyyyyy" 🎶🎵🎶
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🤩
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Random song that got auto-picked to start my day... It's going to be a fun one 😂
youtu.be
The Firm - Star Trekkin'
YouTube video by roopert
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
👌
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A brown bunny lies down with a black-and-white ball on its head.
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Aw man, has it really been that long?? 😱 Saw it on opening day in L.A. - my friend and I were at a Superman fans get together, and we slipped out to go see Batman together instead 😂😂😂
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Carotte Masquée @cybercarotte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Typical ADHD moment for me: At the grocery store they had Eggo's on sale. I haven't had those in forever, so I bought some. Trouble is I'd forgotten exactly why I haven't had them in so long: my toaster broke months ago and I haven't replaced it yet. So now I'm comparing toasters online... 😂🤷
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