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@cyaneus.bsky.social
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baltimore ✷ art ✷ theater ✷ birds ✷ no аі ᶜˡⁱᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵉᵈⁱᵃ ᵗᵃᵇ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐʸ ᵃʳᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒˢ

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Beastie and Bone @beastieandbone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Coelacanths are my heroes - absolute weirdoes who took the niche Nature gave them (deep reef and underwater volcanic slope habitats) and stealth thrived so hard we didn’t know about them until the 30s. www.patreon.com/c/beastieand... #coelacanth #livingfossil #paleoart #natureinspired #sciart
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did you know the #coelacanth is over 400 million years old and that it's more closely related to humans than 99% of other fish? Anyway here's a #painting I did.
a painting of a nebula shaped like a coelacanth
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 03/06/2026
Cozy Prid.
Jester the lovebird in front of pride flag
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
transgendental meditation
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Made a little friend
Scarlet kingsnake needle feltRed black and yellow snake made from wool and beads
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
SSRIs are my strongest bulwark against the call of the void. I don't just "want" to keep taking them. I have PTSD and MDD and I need antidepressants to stay alive.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Are they really going to ban fursuits for being "non-thematic" when so many faire shops sell tails, elf ears, antler headbands? Fantasy has always been at the heart of MD Rennfest. And you know they're not going to police other "non-thematic headwear" like baseball caps and sunglasses.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Has anybody else noticed that bsky does not let them upload more than one picture at a time?
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
found on my coworker's desk
post it note on a park ranger's computer monitor: Bigfoot Call Class. Learn to talk to the Bigfoot. June 6th.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
if your car is in the crosswalk while I have the walk signal I'm legally obligated to key it
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 30/04/2026
If you see Cedar Waxwings lying on the ground together like this, it’s likely they’re drunk off fermented berries. Sometimes birds make poor decisions with friends in the name of fun. They’re just like us fr fr.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Sebring CitiCar. Muscle cars are fun to drive and all, but I think a CitiCar would love me and be my best friend.
What if a cartoon piece of cheese were turned into a car
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
New #risograph #dragon print
Illustration of an angry red dragon with two swords sticking out of it
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The Polycule Reads A Book Together #ascntd
Copy of Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die with three different bookmarks in it.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Surprise #painting of my spouse's #bunny
Acrylic painting of a purple rabbit sitting on pink clouds
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
one thing I like about birdsong is they didn’t have to do that. Plenty of other animals get by without the singing. they just found a way to communicate that works for them and also happens to be nice and pleasant for me to experience from a middle distance on a sunny Thursday morning
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
reading #ascntd gave me an incurable disease
Sir Cameron and the mad sorcerer Merulo in the castle library. Merulo is sitting on a chaise, reading, and Sir Cameron is sitting on the floor with his head against Merulo's lap. He asks, "What are you reading?" The sorcerer replies, "Just another ancient text in a forbidden language." "Wow, he's so smart," Cameron thinks. The sorcerer is reading the BDSM bible.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
you guys really liked the last #nsfw I posted, so here is some vintage #garrus fan art that I made in 2016.
Six-panel comic of Mass Effect Garrus and Shepard getting handsy. Shepard says, "hey, slow down" to Garrus, who is standing behind her with his mouth open like he's about to bite her neck. Pausing as he trails his mouth along her scapula, he automatically replies, "Sorry, commander."

Shepard pauses, clearly amused, to say, "did you just--"

Garrus, embarrassed, stops and looks up. "uh ..."

Closeup on Garrus and Shepard as she says, "on your knees, soldier."Garrus on his knees facing Shepard, who has her back to the viewer as she undoes her bra clasps. He is obediently saying, "yes, ma'am."
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Nambroth @nambroth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Dreams of Sunbeams" (Bronze-Winged Pionus) 18”x18” oil on stretched canvas I will miss you, always A memorial painting of my girl, four years in the making.
A square format oil painting of a bronze-winged pionus. She is sitting with her back to us, in a sunbeam, reaching under her right wing to preen. She is iridescent and multicolored with rich blues, bronzes, greens, and grey colors. A hunk of petrified wood with a rich array of blue grey, white, and tan streaks is the parrot's perch. A messy halo of caustic light surrounds her. The painting has an artist's watermark that reads Copyright 2026 Jennifer Miller Nambroth, featherdust dot comA cropped detail close-up of the prior image. The brush strokes are more obvious in this close-up.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
#nsfw #ascntd spoilers, sorry not sorry. how am I even supposed to tag this.
Sir Cameron, a handsome blonde night, in bed with his whole ass in the mouth of a black dragon who is saying "KICK ME AGAIN, CAMERON, AND I WILL BITE YOU IN HALF"

Cameron, sweatily turning fear into high octane boner fuel: oh my god
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
gave this pony from eBay a perm
Pink generation 1 my little pony with frizzy rainbow hairSame pony but her hair has been curled into loose ringlets, separated by color, and now rainbow shooting star cutie mark is visible
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i hope they brought back a space alien virus that will make Everyone Kind
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Apparently, Sir Cameron
Ink drawing inspired by Dragon Resting Its Head on the Lap of a Woman, depicting Sir Cameron and a certain scrawny black wyvern relaxing on a cliffside
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And one from the rim
A painting of the grand canyon depicting Shoshone Point, a white limestone ledge dotted with trees and sagebrush.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A king on his throne
Gray rabbit looking imperiously at you from a small red velvet chairThe chair is very small and it makes him look very large
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Squirrel thunderdome happening on my roof right now
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Small child outside has been screaming bloody murder for five minutes straight because his tricycle is too difficult to pedal across the grass. I get that he's gotta learn emotional regulation but ... maybe one of the adults chaperoning could try giving him a push??? sounds like he is being tortured
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My big #toad #painting for this weekend's art show
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He's been letting me get my face really really close to him lately. I think someday he'll let me pet him.
Cockatiel closeup
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Why Does My Tummy Hurt: A Super Solvers Mystery
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Made a new coloring page for work #printable
Coloring page of a cute rabbit surrounded by daffodils, orioles, butterflies, and ladybugs.
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i would simply not encourage my children or anyone to enact interpersonal violence on vengeful supernatural beings?!?!?
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
MyChart should have leaderboards
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Putting a "tarantula on board" sign on my car so people know why I'm driving so slowly
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Insulindian phasmid real
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
He has parked himself in the kitchen and refuses to leave
African grey parrot standing next to a metal mug
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
doodling me and my housemates as ponies
three colorful my little pony inspired horsies. One light green unicorn with a pink mane, one spruce pegasus with a purple mane, and one periwinkle earth pony with a powder blue mane.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I know we’ve been through this before and I don’t want to get my hopes up again but you gotta admit The Ides of March would be a really funny time for it to happen
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Charm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 12/03/2026
yesterday it was like 80 degrees
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
We need to be making cars smaller and slower. And in fun colors.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
licks the hummus off your cucumber and throws it on the floor #parrotsky
Parrot on a wooden stool licking a cucumber with hummus on it
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Adults of the world: please stop making vague and empty threats at your toddlers. You need to make immediately actionable demands. They will not remember next week that you told them last week "if you keep screaming we won't come back next week." Sincerely, a Story Time reader.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Today's Cheese #parrots
Cheese on his perch in a living room
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
"No onions," I say, letting a single tear roll down my cheek so the server knows I'm pro-onion but have food intolerances
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Ruminating on how sad I am that the Reddit Guy With Two Penises was a hoax. Not for horny reasons, just because it made me feel like anything was possible in this world.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Every time my isopod tank gets crowded and I cull them (by putting a dozen of them back outside where I found them) my spouse makes me feel guilty by saying I've cast them out of paradise
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I've always wanted one of these fancy tabletop perches but all my other cockatiels through the years have been too rascally to stay put on one. Not so for Cheese, who has not a single rascally feather on his body.
Cheese perched on a piece of java wood with a flat wood base, designed to rest on Wren's desk along with a bunch of office supplies and little figurines.
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Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Cheese cake ...
Cheese the cockatiel standing on a plastic bin containing a grocery store carrot cake
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