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(He/Him) I sometimes write nsfw scripts. I sometimes write sfw scripts. I mostly think I’m hilarious, because someone has to. 50. Adults only here, please.

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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 3h
What day is it? Chose your own adventure: Ass Wednesday My lucky day Wood Wednesday (because it causes it) Would Wednesday (because I so fucking would) A damn good day (Narrator: It was not, but he saw an amazing ass, so it sucked less.) The day that they’re gonna throw it back to you.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish you confidence, because I know you’re smart, talented, and dedicated enough you don’t need luck.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I’m honest, I’m thinking of repeatedly shoving my head under that water for long periods of time like I’m being tried for witchcraft, so I may as well practice it.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me vs Me. Every day.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember being in the room for one segment of Creepshow when my older sisters were watching it with friends and then not sleeping before having to get up for school the next morning.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Statler and Waldorf: What Did I Miss?
ALT: Statler and Waldorf: What Did I Miss?
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That sounds like a need for someone to put a hand up to your face, gently but firmly turn it back, and say “Look at me, Tig. I want to be able to watch how beautiful you are riding me, and I want you to see just how good you make me feel.” Or something, idk. I’m just throwing ideas out there.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So perfect. I could write a treatise on how amazing they are.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you!
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks!
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you!
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, I just assume that every post is intended specifically for me, so it’s the only logical outcome.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, that absolutely counts. You’re giving me exactly what I want, Tig.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With all due respect, a lot of words and thoughts entered my mind during the not inconsiderable length of time I spent looking at this picture. At no point was short one of those things.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That sounds like quite a deal, and that third picture is giving me all sorts of ideas for “however you please”.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, go ahead and be feral all over the timeline. It’s what goes on Fridays anyway, but please be good to yourself and each other.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Be kind to yourself. This is a thing I am never good at doing myself. Love yourself. Treat yourself like you want to treat your friends. Hype yourself up. Forgive yourself for that thing. Stop talking bad about you. Be kind to yourself, because I care about you, so being kind to you is a gift to me.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a birthday coming up this week (Friday). It’s one of the “significant milestone” ones. The one where I will be closer to 100 years old than I am to my own birth. I don’t have a throne for giving gifts (because I do nothing deserving of them), but i do have a gift that I’d like from you.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When Mario finds out you lied on your Grindr profile.
static.klipy.com
Sad Mario Takes a Selfie in Super Mario Bros
ALT: Sad Mario Takes a Selfie in Super Mario Bros
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Considering your last post…
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If that’s what it’s called, then yes. I don’t have any idea what anything means. Lol I think it’s because the palettes were all made to go together for each sign, so it’s like cheating for me to have the same one four times.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me talking about saving for retirement.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You, this outfit, and this pose are all absolutely stunning. Everything about this—I don’t even have the words.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m not sure why you’re upset about something that sounds amazing.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I always feel weird when people ask for these four signs because it sounds like I don’t understand and am just telling them the same thing over and over. Also this looks like the color palette for Shelby’s wedding in Steel Magnolias.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Jfc. You’re so gorgeous.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Parents right before shooting off a cannon full of pink or blue confetti.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Allegedly
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don’t hate on Lindsey Graham for being a closeted gay man. Hate the system and society that made that matter. *Do* hate on Lindsey Graham for not caring about the system as long as it gave him a little power over others, for being hate-filled, and for the irreparable harm he brought to others.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I actually am dumb anyway, but I would be even dumber in that situation.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was initially going to say something about you just posting that pic to show off the history books and only then realized there was a plant on them.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel like that plant has some deep meaning. Like it’s got historical roots.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yeah. The bugs are from touching grass and definitely not a typo.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Maybe instead of touching grass to set yourself right you could touch yourself to set the grass right? I don’t know how that helps set the grass right but it seemed like a good idea as I was writing it. But also lots of bugs and reminders that many people like you. 🫂🫂
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hey. I’m not dumb.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Goddamn, the things I would do… (said things: admire you and think you’re pretty, never approach you because I’m afraid it would be creepy, be too afraid to say hi, overthink any interactions that do happen)
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s because you’re too hot. Mere mortals don’t feel like they have a chance or are worthy.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In that case, in the spirit of fairness I will look at this picture. Oh. That’s gorgeous. I should probably look again. You know, just to make it extra fair.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
looks: 3/10 creativity: 6.5/10 humor: 69/10 mental health: 4/10 empathy: 8 or 9/10 patience: 7/10 social skills: super variable 5/10 to 9/10 depending on situation memory: important things 6/10 random things I don’t have any reason to know 10/10
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Seeing this reposted directly under the “pastor getting called on you” post made me chuckle a little.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ayooo.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The ass and thighs. My god. You’re looking as strong as you are hot, and that’s setting the bar pretty damn high.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hoping for one of the four who haven’t ever won.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They’re clearly related. Look at those faces. I can’t tell them apart.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As if it wasn’t already hot enough, the almost skin tone on the bottoms is devious.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You thought right. I did.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thinking back to the cold-pressed juice bar at the grocery store earlier…I mean, yeah kind of.
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