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(He/Him) I sometimes write nsfw scripts. I sometimes write sfw scripts. I mostly think I’m hilarious, because someone has to. 50. Adults only here, please.

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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a birthday coming up this week (Friday). It’s one of the “significant milestone” ones. The one where I will be closer to 100 years old than I am to my own birth. I don’t have a throne for giving gifts (because I do nothing deserving of them), but i do have a gift that I’d like from you.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When Mario finds out you lied on your Grindr profile.
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Sad Mario Takes a Selfie in Super Mario Bros
ALT: Sad Mario Takes a Selfie in Super Mario Bros
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me talking about saving for retirement.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I always feel weird when people ask for these four signs because it sounds like I don’t understand and am just telling them the same thing over and over. Also this looks like the color palette for Shelby’s wedding in Steel Magnolias.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Parents right before shooting off a cannon full of pink or blue confetti.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Allegedly
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don’t hate on Lindsey Graham for being a closeted gay man. Hate the system and society that made that matter. *Do* hate on Lindsey Graham for not caring about the system as long as it gave him a little power over others, for being hate-filled, and for the irreparable harm he brought to others.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
looks: 3/10 creativity: 6.5/10 humor: 69/10 mental health: 4/10 empathy: 8 or 9/10 patience: 7/10 social skills: super variable 5/10 to 9/10 depending on situation memory: important things 6/10 random things I don’t have any reason to know 10/10
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m torn between feeling attacked and feeling seen with this post. The amount of times I’ve thought why bother because I just can’t deal with it or times I have literally made significant changes to my body and realized that it didn’t make me happier, it just gave me new things to hate.
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💞 Lady Scarlett Blush - N/SFW VA & Writer 💞 @ladyscarlettblush.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is anyone else having trouble posting to scriptbin? It gives me an error and says the site isn't working when I try. Anyway, for now, if you want to look at my porn script and potentially fill it, I'll share the google doc link. "Your Greedy Girls Learn to Share" docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Your Greedy Girls Learn to Share
You two are in an existing "daddy" relationship dynamic thrupple. You're settling in to watch TV for the night and arguing over who gets to pick what to watch. When one of you gets their way, the othe...
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bubba Blue if his character’s background included goose instead of shrimp.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
🎶…knocking at my door? Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more Can't you see that it's late at night? I'm very tired and I'm not feeling right All I wish is to be alone Stay away, don't you invade my home Best off if you hang outside Don't come in, I'll only run and hide What could they be now?🎶
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When I’m on the game show Password and I’m trying to get my teammate to say “Holiday.”
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When I’m trying to remember that song Madonna did with Justin Timberlake, but I can only remember the general vibe and not the details.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If you go to Pride today and see a guy looking really anxious about being around so many people but also wearing a shirt that offers dad hugs if you need them, say hi. I’m proud of you for being brave and being yourself. You’re important. You’re worthy. You are amazing.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Remember, my friends, the most rebellious act you can perform in an unjust world is having empathy and caring for others.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Pope Francis Delivers Speech from Balcony
Alt: Pope Francis Delivers Speech from Balcony
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
When I’m struggling to remember The Great Dictator and start trying to describe scenes to get someone to name the title.
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Charlotte Charles's Iconic Globe Dance
Alt: Charlotte Charles's Iconic Globe Dance
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hey, C, how have you been? Are you doing ok? Me:
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ok, we’re going to sing this one in rounds. First round will start with basses and baritones: 🎶Gourd is so good. Gourd is so good. Gourd is so good. It’s so good to me. 🎶
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Most places when you surrender, you just have to say “uncle,” but here you have to do it a little more elegantly.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Look, when I said “send noodz”…
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
British schoolchildren: What if I do I my meat? What do I get then?
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When I’m upset with you and want you to know in the most dramatic way possible.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to all who celebrate… And to all who need to be eaten out.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
That said, I have been trying to write more recently. Now I could finish one of the million WIP I have but that would be ridiculous. Why do that when I can start something new. Something out of my usual comfort zone.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s no secret that I haven’t been around here much recently (like a year). I’ve been struggling with my own mental health as well as the mental and physical health of others I love. I’m here but trying to use this as a distraction and creative outlet and not become invested in it.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy First of May to all who celebrate. I have it on good authority that outdoor fucking is supposed to start today.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I haven’t been around but I have nowhere else to tell this story. (Because no one outside of all of you know of my involvement in this community) Yesterday, the topic of writing as a hobby came up with some folks at work and someone who works for me mentioned her writing online. I picked up clues
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Five classes I took in college: -Scientific and Technical Writing -Metabolic Diversity of Prokaryotes -World Literature -The Epistle of James -French IV
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’m a wizard, Harry! Wait, no forget that line, and FJKR. But yeah, Wizard is my top result. Answering positively on questions about empathy and taking care of people gives a good boost to the scores in Cleric and Paladin as well. Anything surprising in these?
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Was that one too far? It might have been too far.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When she sends a wet-sounding voice message and says “Hear that? It’s all for you.”
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How has the weather been? I found myself thinking when I went out this evening “Oh, it’s not so bad out now.” Reader, it was 3 degrees. (That’s -16 for the less Fahrenheit-inclined of you.)
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
When I’m trying to act like everything is ok but it’s really not.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Still about yesterday.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Truthful Feral Friday thoughts about the timeline right now: (CW: Horny thoughts aimed at practically everyone in general) All the pretty pussy on my timeline has me feeling extra feral this Friday. It makes me wish I could line any and all of you whose wish to be included up and lick each one
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
How I want to be with all these on my timeline today.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Me seeing more and more posts popping up on my timeline today.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The timeline on here today.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
“It’s date night. Show me what you’re wearing for our date.” And I just hold up a mirror in front of you.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It’s almost Thanksgiving, and I’m looking to stuff you like a turkey.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m not going to tell you how long I spent this evening looking for the SNL skit of Will Ferrell as George W Bush where he says about the Capitol “that big tit building is on fire again.”
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Just one? Pssh. Amateur. Why, sometimes I’ve had as many a six concerns before breakfast.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Me, ignoring all the warning signs of an inevitable breakdown.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
*buzzes in* What is something my southern family has never said? Let’s switch the category and go with Potent Potables for 200, Ken.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Well fuck.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Wood -Taylor Swift (2025)
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Don’t mind me. Just frantically updating my resume because I might or might not want this job but I have to apply today and don’t get any time to think about it.
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C @cwhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Favorite dinosaur?
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a basket of fried chicken wings and pieces of chicken
Alt: a basket of fried chicken wings and pieces of chicken. Chickens are dinosaurs. This is a scientific fact, and you cannot argue with that.
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