Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He also was a considerate and loyal familiar despite is Van Helsing DNA. 120
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hey computer, decompile GTA and make me into a character that sits on the couch playing the actual GTA 060
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026While I don't agree with most of his views, Piers is doing great job of embarrassing right wingers these days. He's kind of an inverse Bill Maher. 080
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Woop-woop-woop-woopstatic.klipy.comZoidberg's Iconic Woop Dance and FleeALT: Zoidberg's Iconic Woop Dance and Flee 060
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm not James Talarico but I approve this message anyway. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I deserve a $60 Rioja because I didn't shout at people during the stand-up meeting even though they totally deserved it. 031
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He's gonna need his sidekicks Shoulda, Coulda and Woulda for this one 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He wants to create a society where only a few "chosen ones" are able to control AI. Because AI IS MATH. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026👉 Deswegen: OP geht in die richtige Richtung. Verkehrsschulung für alle - Dummheit lässt sich nur so eindämmen. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Irgendwie kommt mir die Debatte absurd vor. Wir hatten noch so einen magnetischen Tacho am Fahrrad und sind jeweils mit 70+ km/h vom Fussball-Training heimgedonnert (steil bergab). Du kriegst mit Rollschuhen mehr als 20 km/h hin wenn du willst. 👇 110
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And they're about to tell you that "the wrong hands" is everyone but themselves and Palantir. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's what we do when tests show that the new version of our software has bugs and security flaws: We stop testing and fix it. It's called being responsible. They somehow managed to tell us that developing dangerously flawed software should make us treat them like gods. This is preposterous. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If that's true you shouldn't waste your time arguing with a simple senior software developer like me. Go be the next Elon. 110
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Of course I sometimes use AI to "google" about my arguments, but I still write my posts with my keyboard which doesn't have a fucking — key. If I want to argue with AI, I use AI. It's been fun. Cheers. 110
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026...correct me if I'm wrong, but this just doesn't add up, especially if they try to be competitive against the subsidized Chinese models. Going against DeepSeek? They still have Z.AI, Alibaba, Moonshot, Xiaomi... Honestly. What's the point? 110
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is admittedly a calculation I've made a couple of months ago, but still... Looking at all the investments made by OpenAI, Anthropic, Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Amazon etc, they're expecting every adult American to pay at least 50 bucks a month to make this profitable until 2035... 120
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So... How will they ever monetize their hundreds of billions of investments in data centers? And regarding my future investment in their IPO, will it come with a magic wand and a dove? 110
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*bu-bump* Something's wrong. The sensors reported an obstruction. Thinking... I can't see any obstructions, let me back up a bit to get a clear picture. *bu-bump* Thinking... Got it! I drove over a kid. But wait, the kid is already dead. Let me drive around it. AGI is here 🎉 020
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yep. Each time there's a joke you didn't get before, and I haven't yet perfected my expertise on the difference between season 4 remix and original cut. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think I know which nice mushrooms you found before going to that restaurant. 021
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ich glaube, ich habe da eine Entwicklung verschlafen. Wenn ich bei Tests Bugs in meiner unveröffentlichten Software finde, dann behebe ich sie. Die Logik hinter "da, schaut wie shitty mein code ist!" verstehe ich nicht... Gibt es dafür Kurse? /s 000
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't understand exactly what Andrew means, and according to Reddit, neither does Andrew. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nobody: OpenAI: There's a massive bug in our unreleased Software, let's post it on our website. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sie wollen noch vor den Midterms kurz eine Regulierung durchdrücken, die Open Weights verbietet. 000
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Aah well... Not giving a shit about anything when there's millions of dollars and the reputation of the US government involved... That could happen to any of us, right? 🙄 000
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Start by not calling it an "agenda like". People have heard enough "agenda like". 000
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comArrested Development: Gob Bluth's Enthusiastic CelebrationAlt: Arrested Development: Gob Bluth throwing pennies on the table to distract from his incompetence 000
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ever since I've googled what botulinum toxin actually is and how it works, I've kept my distance to anything related. Honestly: Your body, your choice, but I don't even want to know. 011
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not going to argue against that in general, but it's also pretty cherry-picked benchmarks they've published. 120
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Side note: Should they? I mean do an affordable Haiku 5? Or are they locked into the luxury brand image already? Is what they have now enough to sustain the 2t IPO investors expect? That would actually be an interesting debate imo 000
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Alice von Einsiedeln umsiedeln wären auch nur knapp 30km. 130
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Könnte man nicht sowas wie ein Reservat für die einrichten? Wir Schweizer könnten den Aargau dafür anbieten, sofern die EU Truppen zum Grenzschutz garantiert. 130
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Chinese providers however were stable today. I smell conspiracy. Let's spread a theory. 010
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh. I thought you're using the first Haiku release (4.5). Well, yeah, my joke makes no sense then. Apologies. 100
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That's almost 11 months old... Add archeologist to your CV. 100
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Das Auftreiben eines Rechens sollte ja kein Problem sein, beim aktuellen Boom von Rechenzentren. Aber was was Mähen anbelangt, habe ich gehört: "Nobody makes any Sense anymore". (Sorry. Hatte einen furchtbaren Tag.) 110
Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Also: Sorry, Mike, I'm going home early today, I'll think about that in 2 weeks or so. 000
