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Hyos Cyami

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Full Stack Dev. ANTIFIFA. Currently clean on OPSEC.

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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Graphic: AI Models FelonyBench.
OpenAI: 10
Anthropic: 9
Google: 3
Meta: 1
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not going to argue against that in general, but it's also pretty cherry-picked benchmarks they've published.
GDPval-AA v2 Benchmark results show Astra behind Fable (5), Opus (5), Sol, GLM 5.3, and even Kimi K3 and Muse Spark. So while there's leaps in ceartain bechmarks, it's not necessarily the best model for every task.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If Venezuela ramped up production back to the year 2000 levels (3m barrels / day), it would take 60 years to produce 65 billion barrels.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oder sowas
Mit Aluminium-Klebstreifen bezogene Satellitenschüssel
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wouldn't trust Trump or Netanyahu one bit, of course. But there are things happening, like certain AIPAC MAGA people like Laura Loomer are turning away from supporting Russia and support Ukraine instead. 👇
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Guys, fuck Ozempic, right? Just go to prison for "hours" and lose 6-8 pounds.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Close, but no.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As long as it's not this one... (Yes, this existed. A red arm band with a white circle and a black hook in it, and nobody fucking said anything)
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
People seem to forget that this is not a precedent. There was another suspension lifted. You know, for this guy.
Cristiano Ronaldo posing with thumbs up besides Donald Trump.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Da geht noch mehr.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
NEW: Athletes and Fans upset - IOC introduces hydration breaks in high jump
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Mmmhmm.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Speziell dreist finde ich diese Formulierung nach Vorbild NSPM-7.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Und was wollte der da? Hat er den Event verwechselt?
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
These are 2500 people (Zürich, today). So next time Tommy talks about 3 million, imagine this times 1200 and say what the fuck, Tommy?
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
LOL. I recently started using Bitwig (bc. fuck MS/Apple) after using Live for ~20 years. Today I wondered "why are the fans so quiet despite the project starting to get pretty big and complex? Well...
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Lei Jun, the CEO of Xiaomi, will probably hang this one framed in his office. Xiaomi is on track to destroy Tesla. The SU7 is basically a Model S for the price of a Model 3. Coming to Europe in 2027. And Elon was like "dude, where am I?"
Lei Jun taking a Selfie with obviously drunk or high (or both) Elon Musk
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
scnr
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Right?
A picture of 3 ezo momongas in a tree
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's certainly not AI generated, I'll give you that. Pro-Tip: Removing the price tags from the wide variety of hunting rifles you took from a store adds to the illusion.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Meme of Bender (Futurama) saying "We'll start our own NATO, with black jack and hookers"
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Don't just cancel your subscription.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
...of course...
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Companies after replacing developers with AI:
Meme of a person poking the Claude AI logo with a stick, saying "c'mon, make software"
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It's 2026 and we still can't share audio on social media without attaching a video to it.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
LOL I'm currently playing DOS2. Yesterday I found this turtle that's in love with a rat. I answered "I never heard of cheese juice".
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It looks like my toaster.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Guys... This one might be on us. Has anyone ever tried just giving her orders? If she takes them from Stephen Miller, she might as well take them from you.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yes, but you already have the idiots on X saying "this is a gun and therefore proof that he did draw his weapon".
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Here's the original, btw
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Worked until 11pm yesterday because of Microsoft's "Security Update". Today I decided: No more. Say hello to my new task bar.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Wut...
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Very likely... And putting cheap PU foam panels on the ceiling makes this almost inevitable in case of a fire. That would never pass a safety inspection, so I guess there never was one...
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
One of them is Anna Paulina Luna, who also spoke at TPUSA yesterday...
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Mmkay...
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Twitter can still be funny.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
And the winner of today's IQ limbo challenge is:
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
There was a time when I watched Arrested Development and thought "lol that's insane".
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
What the media isn't talking about: This turkey was facing 8 years in prison for wire fraud, but bought $1m in TRUMP meme coins last week.
Turkey getting pardoned by Trump
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
What's in your breee-eead in your breee-ehee-eead Salami Salami Salami-i-i-i-i-i
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hey Michael, I'd be interested in your take on this, because afaik ignoring the white flag is a war crime.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ignoring the white flag is a war crime.
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Hyos Cyami @cweb.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I'd say it's a pretty good picture of him compared to this
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